"Considering we are in a position where very point is precious,,, If you go 3-1 down in the 47th minute and don't make a change you should be sacked. If you then wait another 15 minutes before making a changing you are a fucking idiot. If you then bring on FOUR changes just to play the same system y...

The royal family take some abuse As they're inbred and not too much use Would it really be treason In this age of reason To suggest that they’re finally cut loose Whilst sunbathing out in the garden I felt myself starting to harden

"There was a young lady called Dora, Who parted her labia minora. She could pull them so wide You could climb up inside and actually start to explore her A Romanian gymnast called Pru Whose leotard was almost see-through"