Super Frankie Lampard

[northbankboy68]

I have never understood our fans' loathing of Frank Lampard.  I watched him as a youngster playing for us.  He always gave 100% and performed well while our fans taunted him singing that he was only in the team because of his dad.  Then when the club unceremoniously sacked his dad the fans taunted him because he wanted to leave.  Who could blame him.  He went on to realise his full potential for club and country and now he is performing admirably as a coach for Coventry City who are looking good for promotion.  When he turns up with them at London Stadium, I for one will not be jeering him.  Well played son!

[the coming of gary]

He was never "FAT" was he?



 

 

You are joking.  How fat must you be if 10 men and a forklift truck cannot carry you?

To be fair to him the final verse never got sung (When Eleven men successfully carried him)

[Takashi Miike]

the only moans in my section (BML) in regards to him were his uncle's habit of substituting berkovic instead of him, no matter whether the fat cսnt was having a good game or not. eyal would be the one dragged off

it's a new site low starting cringey fucking threads about obese chelsea cunts that despise us

[Fauxstralian]

This the player who said he hoped to score the goal that relegated us?
Can remember Joe Cole saying that after Chelsea games he’d look out for our score hoping we’d won & Lampard would laugh at him
 

[Any Old Iron]

It was a long time ago so I can't remember exactly what he said, but in an interview in which he detailed why Chelsea was a big improvement on West Ham, he praised his uncle and father for their expertise and in the next paragraph explained how unprofessional the setup was, citing bacon sandwiches in the canteen at West Ham as an example.

In a separate interview he said he still looked out for West Ham results in the hope that we had lost.

And yes, whilst with us, he did carry a bit of weight not conducive to elite athletic performance.

So apart from all that you can’t remember what he said. Right ho.

[Iron Duke]

Exactly, Ron. As a rule, we don’t boo ex-players. I know a lot of other teams’ fans who do, but they don’t seem to get stick from the media for it. Generally, it’s once a Hammer, always a Hammer, unless you behave like a cսnt and forget where you came from.

[Ron Eff]

I always find it so lazy when we as a fanbase are accused of being unforgiving and holding a grudge because players leave for better things. 

Look at it another way, those that leave the club the right way get applauded. Those that act a cսnt, get treated like a cսnt. 

Example leavers: Carrick, gave us a season in the Championship, applauded even though he went to Spurs. Tevez, always spoke positively of the club. Even Ferdinand, albeit, he makes my skin crawl these days, and Joe Cole one indiscretion at UP aside which he immediately realised and apologised for. 

Wankers: Ince, no need to explain, Lampard, slagged the club and its fans at every opportunity. Defoe, transfer request a day after relegation.

It’s not rocket science. I like that we hold grudges in these examples. All decent fans do, it’s adds a bit of character to atmospheres. 

On a side note about Joe Cole, I bumped into him and his family on Battersea bridge once post retirement, and his kids were fully decked out in West Ham kit rather than Chelsea. Sure they probably have both, but at least he remembers where he came from. 

[violator]

Many moons ago he pestered an old mate of Mrs V asking to take her out, used to turn up at her house in all his flash motors, and was quite put out that she refused his offers.

[Dick Shaftsbury]

Let's also not forgot how much he wanted to score that penalty against us in the cup game at Stamford Bridge.

 

[Massive Attack]

Burtons... He has a point.. 

He can only fit in suits from Jacamo.

[fraser]

Burtons... He has a point.. 

[Massive Attack]

What I like about our fanbase is once someone crosses us we never, ever forget it. We're stubborn belligerent bastards but if you do good by us, we will show you great loyalty and support on the flip side of that.

Ince, Lampard Jr, Defoe will forever be tarnished with the shit stick. 

[WHU(Exeter)]

That was around the same time as he started one interview stating he didn’t think about the club anymore, before going on to slag off the fans/club for the next four or five paragraphs.

[Gank]

It was a long time ago so I can't remember exactly what he said, but in an interview in which he detailed why Chelsea was a big improvement on West Ham, he praised his uncle and father for their expertise and in the next paragraph explained how unprofessional the setup was, citing bacon sandwiches in the canteen at West Ham as an example.

In a separate interview he said he still looked out for West Ham results in the hope that we had lost.

And yes, whilst with us, he did carry a bit of weight not conducive to elite athletic performance.

[Eerie Decent]

I've got no problem at all with him giving it back. That's what it's all about.

[Massive Attack]

Seem to recall when he left, he was asked what the difference was between West Ham and Chelsea. His response was to highlight that Chelsea got their suits from some up market tailor, whilst West Ham got them from Burtons (or words to that effect). 

Pretty cuntish and unnecessary really.

He just cannot help himself that fat cսnt.

[the exile]

If you look at the tit-for-tat element of it, it was all started by a moronic minority of our fans who gave him a load of undeserved stick. Can't really blame him for being a bit pissed off with that. Yes, he overstepped the mark and was a bit unwise and immature in some of what he gave back. But seriously, it has to be time to move on from all of it. I will neither cheer him or boo him.

[stubbo-admin]

Seem to recall when he left, he was asked what the difference was between West Ham and Chelsea. His response was to highlight that Chelsea got their suits from some up market tailor, whilst West Ham got them from Burtons (or words to that effect). 

Pretty cuntish and unnecessary really.

[Eerie Decent]

Yeah, let's all be really kind to each other, stop being so mean, all get along, have no rivals, clap along while opposition fans sing some really nice songs, and sanitise the whole football experience even more.

You fucking melt.

[Massive Attack]

I hope the fat fuck develops type 1 diabetes if he hasn't already and his feet fall off.

[Nurse Ratched]

Long after he left West Ham I saw an interview with him. He was asked which club had the best/most vocal fans during a match. He said West Ham and that surprised me. Maybe the whole thing was blown a bit out of proportion when he first left, but I do recall him giving us a bit of needle in the immediate aftermath. Perhaps he reflected on it after the initial events. 

[Jean-Luc Paul Goddard]

Always thought it was ironic that Lampard made a big deal about having to leave West Ham so he could improve and that he made "a dramatic improvement" when he went to Chelsea. And yet, according to him, his Dad and Uncle were brilliant coaches who didn't deserve the sack.

I don't think many fans of West Ham are going to take to a player who's said that he wants our club to lose. Why would they?

[eusebiovic]

Could it be due to the fact that some of our old skool support regarded him as entitled and spoilt because he went to public school?

I enjoyed it when he broke into the team with Rio and the others but what he went on to achieve with Chelsea despite not being the most natural or technically gifted footballer I've ever seen in my time was pretty exceptional to say the least.

I still didn't regard him at the top level playing for the national team - there were better English players and countless foreign players who were able to easily surpass his abilities.

He used to shop at Peter Jones in Sloane Square and I knew a quite a few people who worked there who all said he wasn't exactly the most gracious or polite customer they have ever dealt with. Tony Adams who also lived nearby at some point was the perfect gentlemen by contrast! 

Maybe that's it then...some of our support sensed something they couldn't quite put their finger on right from the beginning

[northbankfrank]

He was never "FAT" was he?


 

 

 

You are joking.  How fat must you be if 10 men and a forklift truck cannot carry you?

[RBshorty]

“BARMAN.! Pint of your finest please.”

[Far Cough UKunt]

He was never "FAT" was he?