Paqueta

[LeroysBoots]

"85 million !?! Lol, if we get that I'd piss myself Bloke was fucking terrible today, showboating twat"

[collyrob]

"Well you silly cսnt, as stated previously, Paq played wide because we were without Antonio and Bowen for chunks of the season. But your miniscule brain can‚Äôt comprehend that. Instead you came out with some weird conspiracy about Moyes forcing him out left to look bad on purpose"

[Takashi Miike]

"I literally wrote down the number of games souckek/alvarez/jwp have played as a three (soucek/jwp 30+, alvarez 30ish) yet this thick Irish cսnt is still going on about something that's rarely happened this season ?üòÇ"

[collyrob]

Paqueta starting as a 10 again. Takashi must feel very silly.

[jfk]

"Nutsin, You’re another wanker who’s always piping up with an irrelevant opinion you can do one anall you divvy dull tosser."

[Nutsin]

"You hear that Pickle, just fuck right off!"

[jfk]

"Pickled, Stick to the political threads as it’s obvious you know Jack shit about following us lot. You’ don’t seem to be a genuine hammer that’s followed us for decades. It’s wankers of your ilk that’s fucking up this once (sometimes still is) forum with the political threads. Why don’t you and other wankers that constantly argue about all shit unrelated to West Ham fuck right off."

[ludo21]

It will surprise you to know that I haven't given the FA enquiry much thought... it did occur though that if the FA are taking the enquiry seriously then presumably they are looking at any text / email correspondence and potentially speaking to all of these friends and family in Brazil who are supposed to have placed bets. Paqueta will surely have some inkling as to how the enquiry is progressing and perhaps he is aware that a verdict is coming soon. Perhaps he has an inkling that it isn't going to end well. I have no idea but that might explain why his mind appears to have been elsewhere. I saw your reasons as to why he should be made captain. Perfectly valid reasons but I can't see it happening myself. Of the current squad I would probably go with Alvarez but I don't feel strongly about it atm.

[Hammer and Pickle]

"Fair enough. So what makes you say the FA betting investigation may be messing with his head? The rest of your post can be ignored as it completely fails to take on board the basic fact that Paqueta, like the rest of the team and so many of us are desperate to see the back of Moyes. By the way, you can also ask me why I think he could be made captain."

[ludo21]

"I'll answer it then... no more than most on this forum. Why, have you recognised my genius?"

[goose]

wants to leave barely speaks English yeh lets make him captain. fuck sake.

[Hammer and Pickle]

Not asking you to do anything except answer the question

[Lee Trundle]

"Paqueta as captain? hahahaha - you never fail to live up to my expectations on football threads, Pickled."

[ludo21]

Do wot Pickle..

[Hammer and Pickle]

Do you consider yourself as knowledgeable about football ludo21?

[ludo21]

Perhaps the FA enquiry isn't going well and he is therefore 'not himself'. Or perhaps he is going all out to get stupid cards in order to prove that he is a dozy cսnt and therefore his behaviour is all in keeping with being a dozy cսnt. Man City aren't going to pay his 85m release clause so we probably have no option but to keep hold for now though knowing our luck he will probably receive a 12 month ban (or worse). The fact that we seem to be targeting several attacking midfielders in the transfer window may be indicative that we are looking to replace him one way or another.

[BRANDED]

He loves a few fouls and diving

[jfk]

"Scott d Pehaps you‚Äôd like to explain why a bloke of such high regard with us lot seemed hell bent deciding to get an almost instant second yellow against Freiburg ?? Lucky he didn‚Äôt get a second and get sent off. With such a huge upcoming semi European final . Blokes a cսnt ,earns enough should at least show a bit of discipline. Since returning I agree most of the team have been utter shit but he‚Äôs been non existent."

[Hammer and Pickle]

"jfk You could ask me to explain why I think he could be made captain if he takes on the challenge. However, you shouting insults indicates you may not be ready to take any answer on board."

[Hammer and Pickle]

"jfk You could ask me to explain why I think he could be made captain if he takes on the challenge. However, you shouting insults indicates you may not be ready to take any answer on board."

[dealcanvey]

Apparently the betting investigations with the FA are still ongoing. If they are over I’m sure he will be off but if it is still ongoing no one is going to touch him.

[jfk]

He’ll be off to the highest pay cheque. Can’t for life of me think you believe otherwise

[scott_d]

"jfk, would ordinarily agree with you but there aren't many in the team that are making much more of an effort and looking much more interested than him. we just rely on him allot more so we notice it. add to the fact he's playing for a manager who has possibly lost the dressing room or completely given up this season I am tempted to give him the benefit of doubt. the majority of that team are on holiday already, including the manager."

[jfk]

"We all know he’s a huge talent but for the last few games he’s looked completely disinterested to the point he’s made absolutely no effort whatsoever. Let’s forget all that, build a team around him and make him CAPTAIN. You're off your fucking rocker."

[goose]

Still at it I see. Mixed in with some lazy stereotypes this time.

[Hammer and Pickle]

"… and of course it is very much part of this white, saggy underbelly of English terrace culture to stereotype Paqueta as a “show pony”. The big clubs are circling, he gets frustrated with the gamesmanship and the officials and, with the team’s motivation as low as his, pretty much everything he tries looks shit. But the cause of the malaise is on the way out and stereotypes are cheap; they will be binned along with the plastic beer glasses and hotdog wrappers after the first decent game…"