Glastonbury 2024

[Come On You Irons]

Dua Lipa's day one headline set is very good. And she is hot as fuck. I am SIMP for her Albanian pussy.

[only1billybonds]

*fonz

[only1billybonds]

Font. Did you encounter any of those pro Palestine divs?

[The Fonz]

Just woke up from the post glasto nap. Top 5 days but the music as others have pointed out was a bit naff. The djs make up for it and plenty of west ham shirts out and about. Massive.

[El Scorchio]

Bungo- well quite. It's probably the biggest annual gathering of the middle or upper class in the whole world. It must be an absolute goldmine. And I bet your son wasn't turfing out hot dogs for two quid a pop either! Good luck to him by the way- nice to hear he had a successful weekend :) What sort of stuff does he do?

[Bungo]

Number 2 son's company had a food stall there. Just found out how much money they took so far. Clearly no shortage of money amongst the Glastonbury faithful. Quite an eye-opener!

[Swiss.]

Peggy Gou was good.

[Side of Ham]

McSvender that is a Scottish tradition for those in their 80’s you seem to have an obsession with that age…..do you live with Supergran?

[Fauxstralian]

While Side of Pork sits in his cardigan tapping his feet to his Val Doonican records

[Side of Ham]

McSvender is so thick that he has to move the age goalposts age from 80’s to 30’s because he gets mugged off…..

[Bungo]

"Leaving aside the quality of performance, one thing I have realised is that a major qualifying factor for the Sunday afternoon 'legends' spot, is that the act should be held in great affection by the British public. Not sure if Shania Twain ticks that box?"

[the coming of gary]

"I was surprised to read that old George Formby was dead at 56 - even the Britpop kids Noel and Damon have already reached that, and many legends are hitting 80 ."

[Fauxstralian]

"Those bands are in their 60’s & Liam Gallagher in his 50’s Anyone under 30? Hope I die before I get old, eh?"

[El Scorchio]

Cracks me up ow the BBC are so far up the arse of this festival they declare as default every single act to have basically been as good as Queen at Live aid in their write ups. They even did it with Cyndi Lauper after she played apparently an awful set and then later reworded it to 'beset by technical problems' or something.

[Side of Ham]

"Pearl Jam, The Peppers & even Liam Gallagher basically doing the Oasis songs would be better…."

[Fauxstralian]

It’s a struggle to think of bands who aren’t 80yo that could fill those headline slots without being a bit safe Am sure in the next few years Coldplay will come round for a 6th time & you will see Taylor Swift & the Ginger George Formby Edward Sheeran

[PostmanPissed]

Idles and LCD Soundsystem were good on Friday.

[PwoperNaughtyButNot]

"As soon as the BBC got involved it has morphed from Radio 1’s Evening Session into the Radio 1 Road Show That being said, Coldplay did put on a hell of a show. Not really my cup of tea but the crowd lapped it up and that what the band is supposed to to do. Unfortunately there just isn’t many headline acts anymore that can play shows to that size. All those that can have been on the circuit for years so they always come round again"

[PwoperNaughtyButNot]

"As soon as the BBC got involved it has morphed from Radio 1’s Evening Session into the Radio 1 Road Show That being said, Coldplay did put on a hell of a show. Not really my cup of tea but the crowd lapped it up and that what the band is supposed to to do. Unfortunately there just isn’t many headline acts anymore that can play shows to that size. All those that can have been on the circuit for years so they always come round again"

[mallard]

happygilmore 2:47 Sun Jun 30 Ag!

[Swiss.]

"Agreed ref Dua . One hot Albanian. As for Coldplay. The fact it’s 2024 not 2002 and they are headlining on Saturday just shows you the state the current music scene. Pretty much everything I heard was generic middle of the road crap, might as well book Taylor Swift for the Pyramid next year. Need some music revolution like the late 70s and punk."

[happygilmore]

Fauxstralian 2:25 Sun Jun 30 Re: Glastonbury 2024 Have disabled people not suffered enough

[Fauxstralian]

Saw Coldplay on the news with the likes of Tom Cruise & Simon Pegg on the celeb viewing platform Those platforms should be exclusively for disabled fans not those cunts & corporate twats. And that fenced off area in the front of the stage should be stormed by the people excluded

[pulhampete]

Highlights so far Big Special Sprints Fontains DC Orbital Yard Act Jonny Flyn The Streets Little Simz Albert Lee Skatalites Plenty of stuff for everyone.

[Percy Dalton]

Proper shit this festival not one real hard rock band Dua Lipa miming Cyndi Lauper out of tune. £350 not worth a tenner.

[happygilmore]

"Managed to sit though 2.5 songs of Coldplay. Corporate bland stuff. I belive michael j fox appeared later on stage with them. Did Martin really sing , Fix You, to him? I usually pick up plenty of bits to enjoy, but finding this year's pretty uninspiring so far."