Wimbledon 2024

[the coming of gary]

"Time for the Championships ! Last year gave us new champions in Alcaraz and the unseeded Vondrousova The top four seeds ; 1 Sinner 2 Djokovic 3 Alcaraz 4 Zverev ... and the women ; 1 Swiatek 2 Gauff 3 Sabalenka 4 Rybakina best outsiders - Taylor Fritz and Daria Kasatkina just won the Eastbourne tournaments, so lets go with those ."

[New Jersey]

"Went yesterday, good day out on centre court, £8.50 for a pint of Stella and £12 for a Pimms!"

[Fauxstralian]

Don’t imagine McEnroe & Fleming touched in their entire career Bloke butchers a forehand into the net *Bumps fists* Dreadful Americanism that should draw a penalty point

[wd40]

doubles - pairs touching hands after each play has ended win or loose ! and they cycling is boring !

[El Scorchio]

Radders looks in good nick. Playing pretty well too.

[Fauxstralian]

Alcaraz recovers & takes the 5th Sinner up after the Raducano match

[Fauxstralian]

Alcaraz in trouble 2 sets to 1 down to Tiafoe & going into the 4th set tiebreak

[Eastside surge]

I've always found Andy Murray to be a dour miserable man who just constantly moans about injuries throughout his whole career and how tough life on the circuit is blah blah blah. Just check your bank balance mate that should cheer you up!

[stewey]

COME ON TIM

[the coming of gary]

"Faux I was at centre court on Wednesday . Bit disappointing that they moved Raducanu to court One, but i did get to see Sinner, and also Medvedev. Roof didnt open all day. ."

[Fauxstralian]

"I see Dart was 6-2 down in the tiebreak so burst into tears and was allowed a break in the match Then rattled through to win Used to be called cheating Good day for centre court ticket holders .... roof can be closed to play in the rain and the 3 scheduled matches feature Alcaraz, Raducano & then Sinner"

[El Scorchio]

Lovely little bit on centre court at the end of the match. Fair play to Djokovic for showing up for it.

[Fauxstralian]

Murray & Murray out Dart beats Boulter in a third set tiebreaker in 3 hours Norrie destroys Draper

[happygilmore]

Andy Murray is a top bloke

[happygilmore]

Andy Murray is a top bloke

[Fauxstralian]

Big day for British tennis today Murray brothers playing doubles in the 3rd centre court match Boulter v Dart first up on court 1 followed by Draper v Norrie

[Phall Throw]

(nt)

[the coming of gary]

mixed doubles pairing ; MUZZA and RADDERS .

[Fauxstralian]

The right decision as it allows the lucky loser David Goffin to take his place Often injured players will turn up & pull out in the first set & bank the £60k first round losers fee Sir Andy Murray … the greatest British sportsman of the 21st century

[the coming of gary]

".. MURRAY out of the singles, couldn't recover in time. He will try to play doubles with his brother for a last Hurrah ."

[Far Cough]

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[Mike Oxsaw]

"My relationship with tennis - and, indeed, any non West Ham related sporting activities can be likened to a drunk's relationship with a lamp post. Fit women in short skirts and/or contour (/camel toe) revealing kit? Yes please! The sports themselves can fuck off. Go on! You know (KNOW) you want to. CANCEL ME for making those my choices! You have the power."

[Phall Throw]

Hello sailor! BENT!

[Side of Ham]

"McSvender, pack it in you are making everyone cringe in your desperate attempt to be English this summer…."

[Fauxstralian]

Good to see he is getting phone reception in the queue outside Wimbledon If anyone sees him in his lemon tennis dress & Tracey Austin pigtails say hi from WHO

[Far Cough]

soldo just messaged me to say.....BENT