New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Helmut Shown]

"A manager, name of Bruce got so mad his visage turned puce With the strikers on view And the Allardyce crew We're expecting a dull nil-nil deuce A dismal display Uncle Woy Not bringing the fans too much joy"

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"I met a young pikey today His track suit was dirty and grey this suspicious young laddy spoke like a Paddy an accent with which I'm au fait A manager, name of Bruce got so mad his visage turned puce"

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"I met a young pikey today His track suit was dirty and grey this suspicious young laddy spoke like a Paddy an accent with which I'm au fait A manager, name of Bruce got so mad his visage turned puce"

[strong dreams]

There once was a young man from Reading. Did a run of the mill beheading. What with military junters and Chelsea head hunters I really don't know where we're heading I met a young pikey today His track suit was dirty and grey

[Saul Bollox]

"With Nolan out for so long Our form should be coming on strong, With money to burn, Accolades we don't earn So something is terribly wrong. There once was a young man from Reading. Did a run of the mill beheading."

[Helmut Shown]

"Next up is Hull City away With bitter Diame to play? But if, come the hour, we can't beat this shower Please let it be Fat Sam's last day With Nolan out for so long Our form should be coming on strong"

[easthambull]

Whilst walking on the Isle of Wight That nutter Icke gave me a fright His Bottoms were puce All baggy and loose And clearly high as a kite Next up is Hull City away With bitter Diame to play?

[Far East Hammer]

Welbeck's scoring record is gash The Arse have wasted their cash Might Wenger go on a roll Relieve us of Carroll As well as other Fat Sam trash Whilst walking on the Isle of Wight That nutter Icke gave me a fright

[Helmut Shown]

I once met a lady from Hampstead Who took pleasure in making my face red Whenever we'd meet She'd piss in the street And fart while I'm giving her head Welbeck's scoring record is gash The Arse have wasted their cash

[Briano]

"Hurst, Robson, Brooking , Devonshire, To defenses they evoked great fear But the one for the totty Played alongside Cottee And was regularly seen with a beer I once met a lady from Hampstead Who took pleasure in making my face red"

[Saul Bollox]

"Is football losing it's gloss cos some on here don't give a toss And now as we speak, They turn up every week. To watch what's a load of old dross. Hurst, Robson, Brooking , Devonshire, To defenses they evoked great fear"

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"A Tory who couldn't care less Said ""You can trust us with the NHS"" but on us is lost the service's cost due to manager's paid to excess Is football losing it's gloss cos some on here don't give a toss."

[Helmut Shown]

"Will the toffs hold their hands up in fright when the Scots vote to disunite One thing to note The Scots Labour vote Will prolong the loony right blight A Tory who couldn't care less Said ""You can trust us with the NHS"""

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If the sweaties are cast adrift Would you really be all that miffed? or just go to work skyve like a jerk getting paid for a double shift Will the toffs hold their hands up in fright when the Scots vote to disunite

[Far East Hammer]

So Pulis is out of a job Should he take the place of our fat slob? Not entirely dinosaur But still I would expect more When we get shot of our current knob If the sweaties are cast adrift Would you really be all that miffed?

[easthambull]

"Your Tottenham fan, so they say, Is retarded, deluded and gay. And no doubt a Jew Or part of a crew From somewhere down Stamford Hill way So Pulis is out of a job Should he take the place of our fat slob?"

[Saul Bollox]

"David Gold is dyslexic, I hear And Nolan is pickled in beer And what can one say, Of Ricardo Vaz Te One big shower of faeces I fear. Your Tottenham fan, so they say, Is retarded, deluded and gay."

[easthambull]

"A soft touch at home once again He wonders why the faithful complain With Carlton up front And Collins to punt No wonder we think Sam's insane. David Gold is dyslexic, I hear And Nolan is pickled in beer"

[Helmut Shown]

"The New Stadium move is farce Corporate boxes ahoy, like the Arse Fifty four thou seated And Levy defeated We must let the Boleyn pass A soft touch at home once again He wonders why the faithful complain"

[easthambull]

"If Sam stays we are right in the mire. Watching football that frankly is dire Crocked Nolan is drunk on Allardyce spunk With our owners hunting a buyer The New Stadium move is farce Corporate boxes ahoy, like the Arse"

[Saul Bollox]

"Where will all these new players play? Nowhere if Sam has a say, When he does the team sheet, It will still be replete, With the likes of of Cole, Nolan, Vaz Te..... If Sam stays we are right in the mire. Watching football that frankly is dire"

[Helmut Shown]

"David Gold once was feeling quite bitter, He'd read something quite rude on his Twitter Someone had suggested That he'd been molested With a cactus stuck up his shitter Where will all these new players play? Nowhere if Sam has a say"

[Saul Bollox]

"I hoped that this term we'd improve To set us up for our ground move Bur ike bubbles on high, Our dreams fade and die Sam's a cսnt, which is hard to disprove. David Gold once was feeling quite bitter, He'd read something quite rude on his Twitter"

[Saul Bollox]

"I hoped that this term we'd improve To set us up for our ground move Bur ike bubbles on high, Our dreams fade and die Sam's a cսnt, which is hard to disprove. David Gold once was feeling quite bitter, He'd read something quite rude on his Twitter"

[Joke Whole]

Next up it's those toe-rags from Hull A town famous for being quite dull I'm told that some tart Did light her own fart And burnt the town mascot - a gull. I hoped that this term we'd improve To set us up for our ground move