New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[tiddingtoniron]

"A Japanese girl from Honshu, Combusted while sat on the loo, She`d ordered a phaal, With hot chilli dal, So was detonated by her own pooh. A chubby lass called Louise, Was regularly found on her knees..."

[Helmut Shown]

There once was a woman who came Whenever she boarded a train Her method perfected and no one suspected Apart from a little wet stain A Japanese girl from Honshu combusted whilst sat on the loo

[Lily Hammer]

They meet their wives at their wedding fuck kids and dream of beheading Pray to a ghost No bacon on toast And walk about in their bedding. There once was a woman who came Whenever she boarded a train

[Lily Hammer]

Oh Shit!

[Lily Hammer]

A long lost little girl called Maddy Decided to become a J1had1 She put on a burqa Had a beserker And beheaded her jogging cսnt Daddy. There once was a woman who came Whenever she boarded a train

[Helmut Shown]

A long lost little girl called Maddy Decided to become a J1had1 She thought it quite droll As an Internet troll Denouncing her mummy and daddy They meet their wives at their wedding fuck kids and dream of beheading

[Helmut Shown]

Oh shit!

[Helmut Shown]

I've thought about joining Islam I'm sure it wont do any harm But in the changeover They nick your pullover And that would cause some alarm They meet their wives at their wedding Fuck kids and dream of beheading

[Son of Sam]

I've thought about joining Islam I'm sure it wont do any harm Got a nice new prayer mat And look like a prat And eat camel sarnies instead of ham A long lost little girl called Maddy Decided to become a J1had1

[les marteaux]

"That Tony Soprano's a hoot In his spats and Italian suit, But the cheapskate old fart Bought the lot at Walmart, At last new year's clearance to boot. I've thought about joining Islam I'm sure it wont do any harm"

[easthambull]

A randy old goat from the west He wanted just one more conquest A notch on the bed From just getting head So his search goes on with no rest That Tony Soprano's a hoot In his spats and Italian suit

[Joke Whole]

"No football this week and for what? The national team's gone to pot Yet, with one vibrant voice Some sponsors rejoice More revenue means a new yacht. A randy old goat from the west He wanted just one more conquest"

[Helmut Shown]

"Far East Hammer, so it is said, 'sa a star of the Limerick thread It makes you recall The Great McGonagall With his rhymes from the top of his head No football this week and for what? The national team's gone to pot"

[les marteaux]

"I just met a three foot tall dwarf Who's name was william the fourth I said ""You're quite small"" First he said fuck all, And then he told me to ""FUCK ORF!"" Far East Hammer, so it is said, 'sa a star of the Limerick thread."

[strong dreams]

Want a laugh? Then let's have some Levy leaves Spurs sans stadium He should appear at the London Palladium He talks so much shite He just as well might Just so long as they don't ask him today dium I know thats crap but look what i had to start with I just met a three foot tall dwarf Who's name was william the fourth

[Far East Hammer]

"A blunt Yorkshire tory called Willie to the press said owt very silly ""I want northern devomax"" ""I reckon I could make stacks"" ""All t'way to Durham and Burnley"" Want a laugh? Then let's have some Levy leaves Spurs sans stadium"

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Does bombing The unwashed in Iraq Mean some homegrown twats won't come back? will the Caliph in charge send them all to Hajj? when they get back will they get the sack? A blunt Yorkshire tory called Willie to the press said owt very silly

[Helmut Shown]

"A deputy head, so it seems, For boys changing rooms had wet dreams In the steamy heat He sat beating his meat Most thought this a bit extreme Does bombing The unwashed in Iraq Mean some homegrown twats won't come back?"

[Helmut Shown]

"A deputy head, so it seems, For boys changing rooms had wet dreams In the steamy heat He sat beating his meat Most thought this a bit extreme Does bombing The unwashed in Iraq Mean some homegrown twats won't come back?"

[les marteaux]

"A man of small ""stature"" called Ozzie when swimming wore a ""male"" enhanced cozzy When he showed off his stuff, he attracted the muff, But for sex he'd make do with a prozzie. A deputy head, so it seems, For boys changing rooms had wet dreams"

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"A man with a fondness for beef Got some of it stuck in his teeth and he already knew that being hindu his fam'ly would give him some grief A man of small ""stature"" called Ozzie when swimming wore a ""male"" enhanced cozzy"

[Joke Whole]

There was a young girl from Delhi Who was watching a show on the telly. A commercial break Gave her time to make A big bowl of ice cream and jelly A man with a fondness for beef Got some of it stuck in his teeth

[Saul Bollox]

"While out on a gentlemen's bash He stopped by a tree for a slash Then he caught the tip, of his cock in the zip, Then for some time he didn't have gash. There was a young girl from Delhi Who was watching a show on the telly."

[Helmut Shown]

"The Marquis of Tenby once said ""You can't beat a real man in bed"". He often sucked tool when at public school It happens if a toff and inbred While out on a gentlemen's bash He stopped by a tree for a slash"

[Joke Whole]

"A couple of randy old vicars. Were caught sniffing young lady's knickers. It's a fairly safe bet That the ones that were wet Put most pressure on their old tickers. The Marquis of Tenby once said ""You can't beat a real man in bed""."