New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[plankton]

Well the game had a pretty good start When sonny boy mugged off Joe Hart But when we finished with the win It made the poor keeper quite grim Especially after goal-line tech played its part Remember when Sam had no plan B ? When teams had us down to a tee ?

[cosmo smallpiece]

"Last season we wanted Sam sacked was it just good players we lacked? No he needed a kick Up the arse, the fat prick Now he's had, we're good, that's a fact. Well the game had a pretty good start When sonny boy mugged off Joe Hart"

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"It seems that fat Sam Allardyce, Has taken supporter's advice to tell you the truth he's converted from hoof, to play on the floor, and it's nice Last season we wanted Sam sacked was it just good players we lacked?"

[Saul Bollox]

"Our detractors are now in a fix 'cos we've beat teams within the top six With our form it's seeming That I am still dreaming, And will wake to see last season's pricks. It seems that fat Sam Allardyce, Has taken supporter's advice"

[Saul Bollox]

"Our detractors are now in a fix 'cos we've beat teams within the top six With our form it's seeming That I am still dreaming, And will wake to see last season's pricks. It seems that fat Sam Allardyce, Has taken supporter's advice"

[Saul Bollox]

"Our detractors are now in a fix 'cos we've beat teams within the top six With our form it's seeming That I am still dreaming, And will wake to see last season's pricks. It seems that fat Sam Allardyce, Has taken supporter's advice"

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Simon Cowell the prick on X-Factor Had a slash round the back of a tractor then up popped Sinitta who said he'd ill treat her and he fled but before that he smacked her Our detractors are now in a fix 'cos we've beat teams within the top six

[Helmut Shown]

"An instructor of mixed martial arts, Once let off the foulest of farts They all started bleating ""What the fuck's he been eating, Some baked bean and broccoli tarts?"" Simon Cowell the prick on X-Factor Had a slash round the back of a tractor"

[Helmut Shown]

"An instructor of mixed martial arts, Once let off the foulest of farts They all started bleating ""What the fuck's he been eating, a baked bean and broccoli tart?"" Simon Cowell the prick on X-Factor Had a slash round the back of a tractor"

[les marteaux]

"A poor young lad from Ruislip Who'd gotten caught in his zip It ripped his corona While he had a boner It really did give him the pip. An instructor of mixed martial arts, Once let of the foulest of farts"

[Far East Hammer]

I sat down last night on the bog. When I looked I'd done a phantom log. I couldn't believe it That there wasn't a shit Having eaten about half of a hog A poor young lad from Ruislip Who'd gotten caught in his zip

[Saul Bollox]

"Harry has the hump with his star, but three stone overweight's a bit far No six pack like Carroll He's got the whole barrel, No wonder his form's under par. I sat down last night on the bog. When I looked I'd done a phantom log."

[Helmut Shown]

"The football expert David Pleat, Was driving slowly down the street Now he's been busted the cops are disgusted, when caught he was beating his meat Harry has the hump with his star, but three stone overweight's a bit far"

[Saul Bollox]

"Is they're any idea worth a wank That's come from the Tory ""think tank"" These cunts still in power? What a fucking right shower, And we've got the lib-dems to thank. The football expert David Pleat, Was driving slowly down the street"

[Helmut Shown]

"David Cameron to his chums he scoffs, ""I want to make richer the toffs"" In his government the rule Means they're all public school Hooray Henry's with their snouts in the troughs Is they're any idea worth a wank That's come from the Tory ""think tank"""

[Helmut Shown]

"David Cameron to his chums he scoffs, ""I want to make richer the toffs"" In his government the rule Means they're all public school Hooray Henry's with their snouts in the troughs Is they're any idea worth a wank That's S come from the Tory ""think tank"""

[Helmut Shown]

(nt)

[les marteaux]

"A Scouse girl from Liverpool Slipped over on a dog's stool, Profanities spouted, And expletives shouted They're quite foul mouthed sluts as a rule. David Cameron to his chums he scoffs, ""I want to make richer the toffs""."

[Helmut Shown]

On the train while eating an orange A young lady was flashing her minge Some thought it alarming but most thought it charming but you always get those who will whinge A Scouse girl from Liverpool Slipped over on a dog's stool

[Helmut Shown]

On the train while eating an orange A young lady was flashing Some thought it alarming but most thought it charming but you always get those who will whinge A Scouse girl from Liverpool Slipped over on a dog's stool

[les marteaux]

"There once was a man with a wig Who swapped it one day for a pig, It was well fed and watered, Then he had it slaughtered It lasted cos it was quite big. On the train while eating an orange A young lady was flashing her minge"

[Joke Whole]

There was a young lady from Bude ran down the street in the nude The smell from her muff Was more than enough To say why she'd never been wooed. There once was a man with a wig Who swapped it one day for a pig

[Helmut Shown]

"A raghead went out on the piss, When he woke he found he'd joined ISIS Now he gets off With Kalashnikov These cunts, there's something amiss There was a young lady from Bude ran down the street in the nude"

[Helmut Shown]

(nt)

[Saul Bollox]

"I landed myself in the cart I came home as pissed as a fart Kicked out of my bed I rested my head, And listened to some Lionel Bart. A raghead went out on the piss, When he woke he found he'd joined ISIS"