New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[easthambull]

The Brendan Rodgers we knew blew his rep away at Camp Nou Have Real moved there? I don't really care Either way he is deep in the poo. Big Fat Sam no longer is bitter As most have their tongues up his shitter

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Whilst giving a presentation I did something worth a mention with the audience lulled and sufficiently gulled I stripped them of their future pension The Brendan Rodgers we knew blew his rep away at Camp Nou

[Far East Hammer]

That nice David James is well skint Pray tell of his new greedy bint? Was she miffed? Have they tiffed? 'Cause he's no longer worth a mint? Whilst giving a presentation I did something worth a mention

[easthambull]

"Half-way through a job interview I had a case of follow-through I stifled a cough Whilst touching cloth And this, I swear is all true That nice David James is well skint Pray tell of his new greedy bint?"

[Far East Hammer]

"In this weather to avoid a chill, You can't beat a cup of Bovril. Though it makes you fart It can be an art And in a lift gives a thrill! Half-way through a job interview I had a case of follow-through"

[Saul Bollox]

"A very hot Indian curry Creates tons of anal-based slurry It comes out with a crash And creates pebble dash You've to get to the bog in a hurry In this weather to avoid a chill, You can'r beat a cup of Bovril."

[Joke Whole]

"There was a young man from Epping Really well known for his crapping Without any doubt, Him curling one out Set users on Facebook a-yapping. A very hot Indian curry Creates tons of anal-based slurry"

[Far East Hammer]

"There was a young man from Wood Green, Was wiping his knob on his screen. He got ecstatic With any static And would howl out ""see what I mean!?"" There was a young man from Epping Really well known for his crapping"

[Saul Bollox]

"My girlfriend was given some news. As we boarded the ship for a cruise, She bawled and she cried, Her father had died, The old cսnt was finished by booze. There was a young man from Wood Green, Was wiping his knob on his screen."

[easthambull]

It's said Jordan's wizard sleeves Hang out like a pagoda's eaves So which poor old soul Is next up her hole? Perhaps that old soak Jimmy Greaves My girlfriend was given some news As we boarded the ship for a cruise

[Helmut Shown]

"A young lady from Guadeloupe, Was trying her new hula hoop She just couldn't win the hoop would not spin 'Cause of her extensive titty droop It's said Jordan's wizard sleeves Hang out like a pagoda's eaves"

[Saul Bollox]

"Whilst taking the train from King's Cross I noticed a man reading dross, And an old red-faced Mick was scratching his prick it seemed he did not give a toss. A young lady from Guadeloupe, Was trying her new hula hoop"

[Joke Whole]

With all of those fourbies around They'll need to fumigate the ground The ground is quite big So essence of pig... Nowt better has ever been found. Whilst taking the train from King's Cross I noticed a man reading dross

[Joke Whole]

With all of those fourbies around They'll need to fumigate the ground The ground is quite big So essence of pig... Nowt better has ever been found. Whilst taking the train from King's Cross I noticed a man reading dross

[Saul Bollox]

"Spurs want to share the place West Ham cant to fucking save face There'd be nothing obscener Stinking out the arena With gifilte fish, fucking disgrace! With all of those fourbies around They'll need to fumigate the ground"

[HairySpotter]

That Rachel Riley looks fit I'd like her to strip off her kit numbers are her game i lied and said im the same then i managed to jack off on her tit? Spurs want to share the place West Ham cant to fucking save face

[Helmut Shown]

A young man from round Upton Park In his pants has an massive skid mark He gets a loose hole When Adrian's in goal Or when swimming too near to a shark That Rachel Riley looks fit I'd like her to strip off her kit

[Saul Bollox]

"I think I will go on a cruise For sun, sea and sex...and free booze, Or not being funny, I could go, to save money To a whorehouse in downtown Toulouse. A young man from round Upton Park In his pants has an massive skid mark"

[Joke Whole]

"A bloke suffering from brewer's droop Tried curing it with a special soup It said on the can ""Will make you a MAN!"" In fact, it just made the cսnt poop. I think I will go on a cruise For sun, sea and sex...and free booze"

[Far East Hammer]

A football club from East moved stadia and became a beast I don't mean Orient Whose boss is maybe bent But one whose football is a feast A bloke suffering from brewer's droop Tried curing it with a special soup

[HairySpotter]

An engineer with a big Co. Could not get his motor to go so spent his time with tarts rather than looking for parts and then used his cock as a tow A football club from East moved stadia and became a beast

[Joke Whole]

Out on the town Rurik Jutting Was doing a bit of strutting. The last that I heard Was he slipped on a turd Resulting in laughter and tutting. An engineer with a big Co. Could not get his motor to go

[Far East Hammer]

"A young man from near Bangalore, Espied the young lady next door Lacking in romance His house full of ants He offered her a shag on the floor Out on the town Rurik Jutting Was doing a bit of strutting"

[Saul Bollox]

"A young man from near Bangalore, Espied the young lady next door."

[Saul Bollox]

"Whenever I board for my flight, It's left I turn, not ever right. Because I am an arse Who travels fist class, Cos my wealth must be shown, alright!"