New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[tiddingtoniron]

Stood waiting to go to the loo She farted and then followed through By failing to clench The careless young wench Had ended up in the pooh A camp young man called Paul Well endowed but with only one ball

[Helmut Shown]

"Know a girl who's going, I'll warn her 'bout the trouble she'll find in chav corner. If she steps out of line All the dirty chav swine With snot and gob will adorn 'er Stood waiting to go to the loo She farted and then followed through"

[,]

"A young man from Conakry Made a machine that did buggery he sold it, oh joy, to a public schoolboy to use in the headmaster's study Know a girl who's going, I'll warn her 'bout the trouble she'll find in chav corner."

[Saul Bollox]

"Next game we're up against Villa let's hope we win in a thriller Will the Sam out! crowd Be shouting aloud, Or will Sam be a grinning gorilla. A young man from Conakry Made a machine that did buggery"

[easthambull]

"Fat Sam has been named top man No more, the match with one plan The arrogant prick Still needs some more stick Just fuck off and join Vincent Tan A letter just came in the post Interrupting my coffee and toast"

[,]

"Fat Sam has been named top man No more, the match with one plan but the thing about fats is his love of the stats and it alienates the fan Next game we're up against Villa let's hope we win in a thriller"

[Helmut Shown]

"A sailor who knew the Morse Code Did dot and did dash a short ode 'Bout an ex boxing champ Living now as a tramp And currently of no fixed abode Fat Sam has been named top man No more, the match with one plan"

[Joke Whole]

Urging from the survey responses Non EU immigrants are ponces. Just call them all black Then send them all back Stick THAT in your survey responses. A sailor who knew the Morse Code Did dot and did dash a short ode

[Helmut Shown]

Daniel Levy awoke with a scream He'd lost a fiver in a dream. Though it cost a few quid This tight fisted yid Took a trip and found it in Cheam Urging from the survey responses Non EU immigrants are ponces

[Saul Bollox]

"A rational hatred of Spurs And everything that it incurs, It's the West Ham way, And it's normal, they say, 'Cause they're scumbags, wankers and curs. Daniel Levy awoke with a scream He'd lost a fiver in a dream."

[easthambull]

"There was an young man called Sutch, Who fondled an old lady's crutch One prolapsed piss flap- A purple road-map On exploding squeaked ""thanks very much"" A rational hatred of Spurs And everything that it incurs"

[Saul Bollox]

"A hugger of various trees, His girlfriend was trying to please. He did somtehing crude, Laid her down in the nude And licked her from the neck to her knees. The was an young man called Sutch, Who fondled an old lady's crutch"

[Joke Whole]

"A young man from Allahabad, Decided to join the jihad. ""It's virgins for me!"" ""You just wait and see!"" ""To claim something else is quite mad."" A hugger of various trees, His girlfriend was trying to please."

[Saul Bollox]

"There was a young girl called Adele From her crotch came a awful smell When she took off her drawers T'was a sight one abhors, Not just piss stains but faeces as well. A young man from Allahabad, Decided to join the jihad."

[Helmut Shown]

There was a young froggie from Paris Shagging in the Bois in a Yaris. When he pulled out his chap It was covered in crap These things tend to embarrass There was a young girl called Adele From her crotch came ab awful smell

[Saul Bollox]

"A man from the Villa Lay his head on his ""pilla"" The metre on this rhyme Needs a little more time, It's unlikely to end as a thriller. There was a young froggie from Paris Shagging in the Bois in a Yaris."

[easthammer]

"There once was a team from the East End Who took great delight in their area to defend It was still zero zero When Josef Mourinho Said football wasn't Sam's friend A man from the Villa Lay his head on his ""pilla"""

[easthammer]

"There once was a team from the East End Who took great delight in their area to defend It was still zero zero When Josef Mourinho Said football wasn't Sam's friend A man from the Villa Lay his head on his ""pilla"""

[HairySpotter]

"There's an old boy, I don't know his name, Who plays on the Limerick game he poses as Nurse which wouldnt be a first to say he likes rimming would be tame There once was a team from the East End Who took great delight in their area to defend"

[Saul Bollox]

"On here a group called the clique has a fat bloke, a nonce and a geek, But about things football, They know next to fuck all, And as they say in France: pathétique. There's an old boy, I don't know his name, Who plays on the Limerick game"

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"When home from work early one day, Found my wife in bed with this bloke Ray They'd embraced in a snog so I kicked his guide dog grabbed his white stick and threw it away On here a group called the clique has a fat bloke, a nonce and a geek"

[Saul Bollox]

"**When home from work early one day, Found my wife in bed with this bloke Ray"

[Saul Bollox]

"My missus has left me, she's gay She must be, there's no other way I knew something was wrong I found a plastic schlong With strap ons the lesbian way. When got home from work early one day, Found my wife in bed with this bloke Ray,"

[easthambull]

"When they shag in a soap,sure enough, They're bound to end up, up the duff Those brain-dead thick cunts (Who look like Steve Bunce) Should cut off their balls.cock or chuff. My missus has left me, she's gay She must be, there's no other way"

[Saul Bollox]

"Big Fat Sam no longer is bitter As most have their tongues up his shitter A run of bad form, And it,s back to th norm, With dogs abuse here and on Twitter. When they shag in a soap,sure enough, They're bound to end up, up the duff"