New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[HairySpotter]

One day when eating fish fingers I had the urge for cunnilingus. So i went hunting a looker but settled for a hooker she did it wrong and the pain still lingers Dave was wanking in the bath whilst also strangling with his scarf

[Helmut Shown]

"Whilst out on his scooter one day, A Mod made a turn the wrong way Upon him they sprang A gay biker gang Now he walks with a weird sashay There was a young man called Miles Was a martyr to a case of the piles"

[Saul Bollox]

"Whilst out on his scooter one day, A Mod made a turn the wrong way He met some hairy men Whom he spoke to and then, He became a rocker that day. One day when eating fish fingers I had the urge for cunnilingus."

[Joke Whole]

"There once was a bloke called Horatio, Who enjoyed being given felatio On MacDonald's farm Caused nobody harm.... ....Fuck it! ee-eye, ee-eye, ee-eye, ee-ee-oh. Whilst out on his scooter one day, A Mod made a turn the wrong way"

[Saul Bollox]

"To look in Jon Walters' psyche You must know the ways of the pikey, Scrap iron and theft Of morals bereft, If he had hair then it would be spikey. There once was a bloke called Horatio, Who enjoyed being given felatio"

[Helmut Shown]

"A young man from Finsbury Park, Went out with a poof for a lark. In an act of skullduggery He let him do buggery But only after it got dark To look in Jon Walters' psyche You must know the ways of the pikey"

[Saul Bollox]

"Last night I went out for a curry It tasted of shit in a slurry The taste with me did stay, So I got it away, By sucking on a mint (a Murray). A young man from Finsbury Park, Went out with a poof for a lark."

[easthambull]

"There was a young lady from Bow, Who used to charge ten quid a go. She also sucked cocks At night by Bow Locks Of acquaintances, both friend and foe Last night I went out for a curry It tasted of shit in a slurry"

[Saul Bollox]

"There was a young lady from Bow, Who used to charge ten quid a go."

[Saul Bollox]

From MKs to the O's They'll soon be on their toes Their supporters are scum And so fucking dumb As to where will they go? Fuck knows

[Saul Bollox]

"So soon the yids won't have a home Lets all laugh at Levy's chrome dome, Then, I suppose They can share with the Os Which will make the cսnt's saliva foam. There was a young lady from Bow, Who used to charge ten quid a go."

[eswing hammer]

So soon the yids won't have a home Lets all laugh at Levy's chrome dome With the team on the rack Pochettino will get the sack and he will end up at Rome From MKs to the O's They'll soon be on thier toes

[easthambull]

With Tottenham struggling so bad I know we are all kinda glad The vile Daniel L Can go rot in hell There really is nothing to add....... So soon the yids won't have a home Lets all laugh at Levy's chrome dome

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"oops sorry. Here we are A man looked upon his fresh shits, Which contained all sorts of strange bits. A cannibal twas he Who'd eaten Marie Her fanny, her arse and her tits With Tottenham struggling so bad I know we are all kinda glad"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"A man looked upon his fresh shits, Which contained all sorts of strange bits. A cannibal twas he Who'd eaten Marie Her fanny, her arse and her tits"

[Saul Bollox]

"There was an old hag from Berlin Who often took shits in her bin, Then put it on her plate, Then the faeces she ate, Which she says combats evil and sin. A man looked upon his fresh shits, Which contained all sorts of strange bits."

[Snatch Pasty]

A lady from Weston-super-Mare Would only don skimpy underwear She laid on her back Opened her crack And pissed right up in the air There was an old hag from Berlin Who often took shits in her bin

[Far East Hammer]

"International breaks are a sod And Downing is part of the squad If he gets injured We'll all shout out ""merde"" Though for West Ham it's nothing odd A lady from Weston-super-Mare Would only don skimpy underwear"

[easthambull]

"After last Saturday did Sam bleat That was topping it was a clean sheet And ""big Andy"" too Had something to do The fat cսnt can now suck his own teat International breaks are a sod And Downing is part of the squad"

[Far East Hammer]

There was a young girl called Sunita Agreed for a groomer to meet 'er. 'cause she had this dog Messed up by her mog And said groomer made it tidier After last Saturday did Sam bleat That was topping it was a clean sheet

[Saul Bollox]

"Mark Noble has got a great deal Of passion for West Ham, I feel, But there's one on this site That thinks he is shite, And gives the poor bloke a bum deal. There was a young girl called Sunita Agreed for a groomer to meet 'er."

[Saul Bollox]

"Mark Noble has got a great deal Of passion for West Ham, I feel, But there's one on this site That thinks he is shite, And gives the poor bloke a bum deal. There was a young girl called Sunita Agreed for a groomer to meet 'er."

[easthambull]

"Kevin Nolan our captain is back, Is there something without him we lack? No nothing at all The goal hanging tool Fat,useless and lazy, just cack. Mark Noble has got a great deal Of passion for West Ham, I feel"

[Saul Bollox]

"The whole crowd let out a titter As Carlton just plain missed a sitter Sakho they all say, Would've put that away, No wonder the fuckers were bitter. Kevin Nolan our captain is back, Is there something without him we lack?"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"A camp young man called Paul Well endowed but with only one ball His best friend, gay Nick The one ball would lick As for the other, there's only fuck all The whole crowd let out a titter As Carlton just plain missed a sitter"