New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Joke Whole]

"I sorry if i'm sounding shirty, But PLEASE try to keep the rhymes dirty. Arse, cսnt fuck and poo Will words like that do? I might have some more by two-thirty My bog roll is on the last sheet How, now, can I make my arse neat?"

[easthambull]

"I sorry if i'm sounding shirty, But PLEASE try to keep the rhymes dirty. cսnt bollocks you fuck Find a twat to suck How's that, or is it too flirty? A nan with a prolapsed fat cսnt Was accosted whilst out on a hunt"

[Saul Bollox]

"This thread nearly fell off the page Imagine the unfettered rage, But it's back now on track And will keep bouncing back, And will only die of old age. I sorry if i'm sounding shirty, But PLEASE try to keep the rhymes dirty."

[Joke Whole]

"A pervert from near Walham Green Giving sweets to young children was seen Said ""Suck on this whopper"" Whipped out a gob-stopper But none of the kids were that keen. This thread nearly fell off the page Imagine the unfettered rage"

[Saul Bollox]

"Will Downing get a game under Roy or just be a Big Fat Sam toy? History I recall, Says you can win fuck all, Without three West Ham stars to employ. A pervert from near Walham Green Giving sweets to young children was seen"

[easthambull]

All the Wayne Rooney hype Against us reverted to type Trying to be hard Was shown a red card Thick as pig-shit with brains made of tripe Will Downing get a game under Roy or just be a Big Fat Sam toy?

[Helmut Shown]

There was a young woman from Brussels With hyperactive vaginal muscles After intercourse's completion the vaginal secretion Caused by rupturing of her pustules All the Wayne Rooney hype Against us reverted to type

[Livingstone]

When attending a swinger's party in the Kazakh city Almaty That Borat was there With Pamela Anderson I swear And the fun was just wholesome and hearty There was a young woman from Brussels With hyperactive vaginal muscles

[Far East Hammer]

"There was a young man from Crete, Did really odd thinGs with his feet, Up his bird's bum To make her cum Though it did stain his bed sheet When attending a swinger's party in the Kazakh city Almaty"

[Helmut Shown]

Reid wont put pen to paper but we are wise to his little caper His copybook blighted Loan to Sheffield United with Ched Evans the serial raper All the Wayne Rooney hype Against us he reverted to type

[Saul Bollox]

"Reid wont put pen to paper but we are wise to his little caper, They should sort it out quick, Or they'll make us all sick, And our aspirations will be vapor. There was a young man from Crete, Did really odd thins with his feet, easthambull 2:48 Sun Nov 16. A+"

[eswing hammer]

A gypsy still driving a cart Considers himself very smart he drove it to Wembley with his Millwall assembley to see Henderson put it over Joe hart Reid wont put pen to paper but we are wise to his little caper

[eswing hammer]

A gypsy still driving a cart Considers himself very smart he drove it to Wembley with his Millwall assembley to see Henderson put it over Joe hart Reid wont put pen to paper but we are wise to his little caper

[easthambull]

"A young lady from Kyzylorda Obliged a quite strange sexual order She'd gargle your cum Then squirt from her bum And fanny-fart ""South of the Border"" A gypsy still driving a cart Considers himself very smart"

[Far East Hammer]

"A girl I know will not put out I think she's a lezza, no doubt. What can't she see in me? Is it my stench of pee, Or my quite obvious gout? A young lady from Kyzylorda Obliged a quite strange sexual order"

[Joke Whole]

"From Nigeria came an email. To make millions, I just could not fail. Invest in Ebola Then, like a tombola The prizes will fill up your pail A girl I know will not put out I think she's a lezza, no doubt."

[Saul Bollox]

"That Louis Walsh has some front the man is a tosser to be blunt, This old Irish scrote, Bent as a nine bob note, Scumbags like him are an affront. From Nigeria came an email. To make millions, I just could not fail."

[Helmut Shown]

For a bloke to win Strictly Come Dancing. Does he need to be mincing and prancing But his partner (usually fit) Does the open crotch bit That most find extremely entrancing That Louis Walsh has some front the man is a tosser to be blunt

[Briano]

Woy's team pull it out of the fire But the football played is dire 1st half was dull Contemplation for a possible cull Till Welbeck got us out of the mire Hot topic is the footballer rapist A gayblade in a sordid hotel tryst

[Saul Bollox]

"Woy's team pull it out of the fire But the football played is dire, Since nineteen ninety six The sport's run by pricks, No wonder the game's in the mire. For a bloke to win Strictly Come Dancing. Does he need to be mincing and prancing"

[Helmut Shown]

"Some scousers a newspaper claims, Liked bunking into football games. In the ensuing rush They would cause a crush But these ""heroes"" nobody blames Woy's team pull it out of the fire But the football played is dire"

[les marteaux]

"Will there be footballing fix tonight when jocks play the micks? Though the match was big No-one gives a fig As both Irish and Scottish are pricks Some scousers a newspaper claims, Liked bunking into football games."

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"There was a young lady from Spain, Who gave oral see in a plane and it was not for pleasure she swallowed a measure it was just for monetary gain Will there be footballing fix tonight when jocks play the micks?"

[northbanker]

"There was a young lady from Spain, Who gave oral sex in a plane"

[northbanker]

"Blatter has wriggled again His record in football's a stain, This fucking Swiss cսnt's Corruption affronts, How he gets away with it's insane. There was a young lady from Spain, Who gave oral see in a plane"