New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Saul Bollox]

"Before I go off for a rest The greatest of all was Clyde Best Big black and strong, He could never go wrong And he looked really good in a vest. There was a young from Tashkent Whose cock was exceedingly bent"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

The best player we all ever saw Was the sublime and unique Bobby Moore Not as good as Moncur I'm sure you'll concur Or am I just being a bore? Before I go off for a rest The greatest of all was Clyde Best

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

The best player we all ever saw Was the sublime and unique Bobby Moore Not as good as Moncur I'm sure you'll concur Or am I just being a bore? Before I go off for a rest The greatest of all was Clyde Best

[tiddingtoniron]

"Oh the days of Bobby, Billy and Trev Of Alvin and Ronnie and Dev Pop,Muffin,Ludo TC, Sarge and Psycho James could have been known as ""The Rev"" The best player we all ever saw Was the sublime and unique Bobby Moore"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"Whilst Down Under with an old mucker Peckish, we fancied some tucker He asked for some roo But I gave him some poo Which sure did make his lips pucker Oh the days of Bobby, Billy and Trev Of Alvin and Ronnie and Dev"

[easthambull]

"Tales that will always entertain us, Are those of the bold knight Sir Janus Rusting in armour Janus the charmer? I'd rather Samantha's bleached anus Whilst Down Under with an old mucker Peckish, we fancied some tucker"

[Saul Bollox]

"I stood on the North Bank one day Watching Tottenham and West Ham play. A sight I did see, It then came to me That most of the spurs fans were gay. Tales that will always entertain us, Are those of the bold knight Sir Janus,"

[Saul Bollox]

"I stood on the North Bank one day Watching Tottenham and West Ham play. A sight I did see, It then came to me That most of the spurs fans were gay. Tales that will always entertain us, Are those of the bold knight Sir Janus,"

[easthambull]

"In days gone by it was great fun, Standing in the old chicken run ""Bubbles"" sung slow Between friend and foe And ""Lyall out"" banners unfurled to stun I stood on the North Bank one day Watching Tottenham and West Ham play"

[Saul Bollox]

"WhenSaul Bollox was out on the town he saw something that caused him to frown The price of a crop In the barber's shop, Last time I came it was half a crown. In days gone by it was great fun, Standing in the old chicken run"

[easthambull]

A tramp who fell in the lake Stayed put 'til his member did ache. His scabby old nob Then started to throb And thought why do I give and not take? WhenSaul Bollox was out on the town he saw something that caused him to frown

[Joke Whole]

"Last Saturday that easthambull, Went out on the piss and the pull. I've no idea how He got off with that cow But, between them, the taxi was full. A tramp who fell in the lake Stayed put 'til his member did ache."

[Saul Bollox]

"While walking through old Amsterdam I saw through a window, my nan, I went out of my mind When she pulled down the blind After doing a deal with a man. Last Saturday that easthambull, Went out on the piss and the pull."

[easthambull]

"Ping pong balls that don't need a bat And banners pulled out of a twat One night in Bancock And food from a wok: Noodles with deep-fried rover croc. While walking through old Amsterdam I saw through a window, my nan"

[Joke Whole]

Andy Carroll's career's back on track I'm afraid though that hoofball is back But Sam's revelation On full squad rotation Could mean that not every game's kack. Ping pong balls that don't need a bat And banners pulled out of a twat

[Helmut Shown]

"Two teenies, Bill Cosby and me went round Hugh Heffner's for tea But the cops won't pester A rich child molester So they all got off Scot free Andy Carroll's career's back on track I'm afraid though that hoofball is back"

[doomhunk]

"Hmm... Is there somethingyou need to tell us, Saul? There was a young man from Hong Kong. Had a big wart growing on his schlong. It made his cock seem like a green submarine, which in anyone's books is just wrong. Two teenies, Bill Cosby and me went round Hugh Heffner's mansion for tea."

[Saul Bollox]

"A buxom young woman called Grady was involved in a scheme that was shady. Young ladies she'd groom In the West Ham boardroom, In partnership with Karen Brady. There was a young man from Hong Kong. Had a big wart growing on his schlong"

[doomhunk]

There was a young man from Dallas Who had a thirteen inch long phallus. When he tugged on his bell it was a living Hell and his hand would be one massive callus. A buxom young woman called Grady was involved in a scheme that was shady.

[doomhunk]

"oh, ok."

[doomhunk]

erm?

[Saul Bollox]

An FBI Agent named frank organised a stake-out on a bank. He saw two old farts A shed load of tarts And the manager having a wank There was a young man from Dallas Who had a thirteen inch long phallus

[Saul Bollox]

"There once was a man named Billy Who did something incredibly silly, Stole knickers from a line But not yours or mine, Because he prefers them to be frilly. There was a young man from Dallas Who had a thirteen inch long phallus"

[Saul Bollox]

"There once was a man named Billy Who did something incredibly silly, Stole knickers from a line But not yours or mine, Because he prefers them to be frilly. There was a young man from Dallas Who had a thirteen inch long phallus"

[doomhunk]

*shakes head* - rising to the bait :-( There once was a man named Billy Who did something incredibly silly He placed his old chap in a warm seeded bap and then dressed in a blouse that was frilly. An FBI Agent named frank organised a stake-out on a bank.