New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Saul Bollox]

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[Saul Bollox]

"So, Christmas it is getting near My iPod music brings me cheer But this will all go wrong, If that shit Christmas song, By Slade intrudes upon my ear. At bout this time of the year I'd would really like to disappear."

[Joke Whole]

"It's time someone said it aloud What a useless cսnt is Phil Dowd. ""They"" claim he's the best, But that makes the rest A flock of which I'm not proud. So, Christmas it is getting near My iPod music brings me cheer"

[Helmut Shown]

"A girl on a cross channel ferry, In the lavatory lost her cherry Who would have thunk To get drunk as a skunk On a bottle of champagne perry It's time someone said it aloud What a useless cսnt is Phil Dowd"

[Saul Bollox]

"The Rouble is off on a plunge And Russia is deep in the gunge, Criticising Putin. Is seen as a sin As resistance he tries to expunge. A girl on a cross channel ferry, In the lavatory lost her cherry"

[Joke Whole]

The contest twixt Farage and Brand had a shouter that should have been banned If you've lost the debate Then loudly berate And bury your head in the sand. The Rouble is off on a plunge And Russia is deep in the gunge

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There was once a perverted DJ. With the underaged thought he could play when spinning the discs he took plenty of risks risks but we nailed him and he's locked away The contest twixt Farage and Brand had a shouter that should have been banned

[Hammer and Pickle]

"The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront. That does not even rhyme and you are a cսnt Go on, adorn it with a sprig of thyme up your bum. There are always people from Shoreditch what always have fannies what itch"

[Saul Bollox]

"Tinchy Stryder the little pipsqueak Has a very strange way to speak Real name Kwasi Danquah, He looks like a wanker. I looked him up on Wiki this week. Well just now actually, but that doesn't rhyme. There was once a perverted DJ. With the underaged thought he could play"

[Helmut Shown]

"Pop music today is pure shit, I don't like it at all, not one bit X factor and rapping Won't get your foot tapping More like induce you to spit Tinchy Stryder the little pipsqueak Has a very strange way to speak"

[Helmut Shown]

"Pop music today is pure shit, I don't like it at all, not one bit X factor and rapping Won't get your foot tapping More like induce you to spit Tinchy Stryder the little pipsqueak Has a very strange way to speak"

[Joke Whole]

"There was young man from Bounds Green, Whose looked at images obscene Young girls and small boys, To him were just toys, For that, got a gong from the Queen. Pop music today is pure shit, I don't like it at all, not one bit"

[Saul Bollox]

"There's much fun is had on this site The wind-ups? A simple delight Some threads I must state Are really quite great But others, I fear, are just shite. There was young man from Bounds Green, Whose looked at images obscene"

[Joke Whole]

"Corre, Emmerdale, & Eastenders. All have story lines about benders. It's easy to see It's based around Leigh Where no one has obvious genders There's much fun is had on this site The wind-ups? A simple delight"

[Saul Bollox]

"It would seem that Liverpool's plan Was nowt but a flash in the pan These odious shits, Now have me in fits. Tea leaves and scum to a man. Corre, Emmerdale, & Eastenders. All have story lines about benders."

[Helmut Shown]

So Labour's boss hasn't done drugs? He probably thinks they're for mugs. But the ex Eton boys And their vibrating sex toys Need cocaine whilst using butt plugs It would seem that Liverpool's plan Was nowt but a flash in the pan

[Helmut Shown]

So Labour's boss hasn't done drugs? He probably thinks they're for mugs. But the ex Eton's boys And their vibrating sex toys Need cocaine whilst using butt plugs It would seem that Liverpool's plan Was nowt but a flash in the pan

[Joke Whole]

I am finding it very hard That we're linked to that cսnt Gerrard A fossil has-been In a mid-table team We're playing their tapping up card. So Labour's boss hasn't done drugs? He probably thinks they're for mugs.

[Helmut Shown]

From far Turkmenistan to Waco There's no-one compares to our Sakho With his hard work and toil Best wrap him in foil Preferably that made by Baco Saul Bollox are you trying to kill this thread! I am finding it very hard That we're linked to that cսnt Gerrard

[Saul Bollox]

Alan Sugar's remarks on Twitter Typical Tottenham and bitter He thinks he is blunt But's a bit of a cսnt He can stick his comments up his shitter. OK lets try again From far Turkmenistan to Waco There's no-one compares to our Sakho

[Helmut Shown]

"From Dakar and across to Biafra, There's no-one to beat our Diafra If the blue pills worked as well As our African swell They'd market Viagra as Viafra (Sorry very tenuous rhyme but not easy to find alternatives) Alan Sugar's remarks on Twitter Typical Tottenham and bitter"

[Saul Bollox]

"I went up to Scotland by train. It's something I won't do again The train full of chavs, punks, Of druggies and drunks They say it's much nicer by plane From Dakar and across to Biafra, There's no-one to beat our Diafra."

[Joke Whole]

"I passed by a big buxom wench, Who emitted a Dame Judy Dench It weren't at all quaint For it peeled off the paint From the railings and nearby park bench. I went up to Scotland by train. It's something I won't do again."

[Saul Bollox]

"That Dermot O'Leary bloke Is a simpering cսnt and a joke I don't know who is he He's a new one to me. I''d google him before I spoke. I passed by a big buxom wench, Who emitted a Dame Judy Dench"

[Saul Bollox]

"That Dermot O'Leary bloke Is a simpering cսnt and a joke I don't know who is he He's a new one to me. I''d google him before I spoke. I passed by a big buxom wench, Who emitted a Dame Judy Dench"