New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Joke Whole]

"A backbench MP with a fetish Made David Cameron quite skittish He would not refrain From actions profane That clearly did label him British Election day's coming up fast, Which means that we should see at last"

[Far East Hammer]

"A young man from near Little Rock, Liked to dress in his big sister's frock And then he'd walk the street Seeking a john to cheat Expecting something other than cock A backbench MP with a fetish Made David Cameron quite skittish"

[Saul Bollox]

Helmut Shown 11:52 Wed Apr 15 Who said culture is dead?

[Saul Bollox]

Helmut Shown 11:52 Wed Apr 15 Who said culture is dead?

[Saul Bollox]

"Klopp's appointment would sure have me beaming But lets face it, i'm probably dreaming But some on this site Don't have this insight, And their Y-fronts they'll be creaming. A young man from near Little Rock, Liked to dress in his big sister's frock"

[cosmo smallpiece]

"A young girl from the Hind Kush Has a wonderful, black hairy bush Satisfying her needs As i whistled through the reeds With 2 fingers stuck up her tush. Klopp's appointment would sure have me beaming But lets face it, i'm probably dreaming"

[joe blob]

"She bent down her buttocks parted So very sexy til she farted, The smell of methane Made his cock soft again, He left, leaving her broken hearted. A young girl from the Hind Kush Has a wonderful, black hairy bush"

[Helmut Shown]

"HIYA!!, I don't think you understand this thread. You are supposed to finish off the two lines left by the previous contributor and then you put your two lines in. HTH He plied his wife with dark rum. Then tried to take her up the bum But his approach was too crude As desires he pursued Concluding with blood shit and cum She bent down he buttocks parted So very sexy til she farted"

[HIYA!!]

there was a german named Klopp who liked to eat man Plop

[joe blob]

"A wily young man from the coast Decided to try out a boast, Took his coins from a sock Balanced them on his cock While on trumpet playing The Last Post. He plied his wife with dark rum. Then tried to take her up the bum"

[Joke Whole]

"Big Fat Sam it now appears Was wrong to let go of Sears His management style, By a good country mile Shows a pref'rence for wrong'uns & queers. A wily young man from the coast Decided to try out a boast"

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On the beach as the sun comes out There's plenty of knockers about It cannot be bettered To see them unfettered And the covered up rule to flout Big Fat Sam it now appears Was wrong to let go of Sears

[Far East Hammer]

"The rain has stopped - the sun is out It's time for me to walk about But there's a price to pay For wearing no toupee ""Top of your head's all red"" they shout On the beach as the sun comes out There's plenty of knockers about"

[Joke Whole]

"I threw away my boomerang Sod came back, hit me with a bang That bendy stick Returned damn quick Darn near took off my wang. The rain has stopped - the sun is out It's time for me to walk about"

[Far East Hammer]

"A man from Beirut who was bald as a coot Went out on the prowl To do something foul Not just a simple root I threw away my boomerang Sod came back, hit me with a bang"

[icwhs]

There's no better start to the day Than a blow job instead of a lay No sweating no working you just lay down smirking even if you're made to pay A man from Beirut who was bald as a coot

[Far East Hammer]

After my morning dump my wife got the hump The odour so strong She said it was wrong In her throat caused a lump There's no better start to the day Than a blow job instead of a lay

[icwhs]

"But can we get more points this year? We can't, is my one biggest fear cuz the fat one will be sat like a slumbering twat shaking his head & cupping his ear. After my morning dump my wife got the hump"

[Joke Whole]

"After failing to clean my ring I found faeces to the hair did cling And so came to pass The term ""itchy arse"" I've heard it's a medical thing But can we get more points this year? We can't, is my one biggest fear."

[Joke Whole]

"After failing to clean my ring I found faeces to the hair did cling And so came to pass The term ""itchy arse"" I've heard it's a medical thing But can we get more points this year? We can't, is my one biggest fear."

[joe blob]

"A chef after chopping some chilli Didn't wash before handling his willy He got a big boner, Swelling his glans corona, Red and throbbing, it looked rather silly. After failing to clean my ring I found faeces to the hair did cling"

[Helmut Shown]

"She sat on his lap in a skiff, And felt something grow very stiff Her resultant elation Was it imagination That left her wondering what if? A chef after chopping some chilli Didn't wash before handling his willy"

[joe blob]

"That fat, self-aggrandising fuck Will the cսnt ever run out of luck? He OK for the trotters Like him, northern rotters But has turned us into a lame duck. She sat on his lap in a skiff, And felt something grow very stiff"

[easthambull]

"We sit in mid table becalmed Sam's rep irredeemably harmed In this afternoon Let's pray he dies soon But he'll want his ego embalmed. That fat, self-aggrandising fuck Will the cսnt ever run out of luck?"

[easthambull]

"We sit in mid table becalmed Sam's rep irredeemably harmed In this afternoon Let's pray he dies soon But he'll want his ego embalmed. That fat, self-aggrandising fuck Will the cսnt ever run out of luck?"