New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Saul Bollox]

"When I take my wife for a drink I wonder ""Just what does she think?"" When up at the bar Orders an advocaat, But when sitting down Champagne (pink). A young man from Liechtenstein, Stole knickers from next door's clothes line."

[Saul Bollox]

"When I take my wife for a drink I wonder ""Just what does she think?"" When up at the bar Orders an advocaat, But when sitting down Champagne (pink). A young man from Liechtenstein, Stole knickers from next door's clothes line."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Did you hear of Betsy from Pike Broke her hymen while riding a bike The lack of a saddle Did rupture her twaddle It would have been safer to hike. When I take my wife for a drink I wonder ""Just what does she think?"""

[Saul Bollox]

Wolves today will get their come-uppance Their players are barely worth thruppence We look very sound To go inthe next round Unless of course there's a fuckuppance. Thanks for that Livingstone. Did you hear of Betsy from Pike Broke her hymen while riding a bike

[Saul Bollox]

Wolves today will get their come-uppance Their players are barely worth thruppence We look very sound To go inthe next round Unless of course there's a fuckuppance. Thanks for that Livingstone. Did you hear of Betsy from Pike Broke her hymen while riding a bike

[Saul Bollox]

Wolves today will get their come-uppance Their players are barely worth thruppence We look very sound To go inthe next round Unless of course there's a fuckuppance. Thanks for that Livingstone. Did you hear of Betsy from Pike Broke her hymen while riding a bike

[Livingstone]

"A DJ, whilst spinning some wax Turned up his sound system to max Ear drums did pop And birds started to drop Twas even heard in Tibet by some yaks Wolves today will get their come-uppance Their players are barely worth thruppence"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There once was an old kitchen porter Arrested for shagging his daughter. He laid all the blame On the Vicar of Thame For using some unholy water A DJ, whilst spinning some wax Turned up his sound system to max"

[Saul Bollox]

"Fucking dead pigs still seems sinister Especially if you're the prime minister Peados,and perverts, And men wearing skirts It's what one expects in Westminister* *Deliberate spelling mistake because fuck all else rhymes. There once was an old kitchen porter Arrested for shagging his daughter."

[Helmut Shown]

"She always added a surcharge, For punters whose cocks were too large She made some big bucks Administering fucks To a bloke with a cock like a barge Fucking dead pigs still seems sinister Especially if you're the prime minister"

[Helmut Shown]

"She always added a surcharge, For punters whose cocks were too large She made some big bucks Administering fucks To a bloke with a cock like a barge Fucking dead pigs still seems sinister Especially if you're the prime minister"

[Saul Bollox]

"A young Scottish girl from Leith Had a very bad rash underneath Caused by sexual sin. Picked up when workin', In a brothel in Cowdenbeith. She always added a surcharge, For punters whose cocks were too large"

[Saul Bollox]

"A young Scottish girl from Leith Had a very bad rash underneath Caused by sexual sin. Picked up when workin', In a brothel in Cowdenbeith. She always added a surcharge, For punters whose cocks were too large"

[Helmut Shown]

"A Muslim from Timbuktu Had a terrible addiction to glue They cut off his hands And reproductive glands No more Bostick, no wanking too A young Scottish girl from Leith Had a very bad rash underneath"

[HairyHammer]

"In the window, please no bids For anyone who plays for the yids They will charge us too much For a player who'll need a crutch Within two games he'll be falling to bits. A Muslim from Timbuktu Had a terrible addiction to glue"

[Helmut Shown]

"An Aussie bloke heard something funny While choking one off in the dunny. Out jumped a redback As the turd left his crack The trajectory right on the money In the window, please no bids For anyone who plays for the yids"

[Helmut Shown]

"An Aussie bloke heard something funny While choking one off in the dunny. Out jumped a redback As the turd left his crack The trajectory right on the money In the window, please no bids For anyone who plays for the yids"

[Saul Bollox]

"Cunnilingus I was to start When my girlfriend let out a fart, It stunk out the place And went right in my face As her legs were fully apart. An Aussie bloke heard something funny While choking one of in the dunny."

[Far East Hammer]

"Two factory workers from Cork, Were eating their soup with a fork. For 'twas quite lumpy Which made them grumpy Seems the chef was a bit of a dork Cunnilingus I was to start When my girlfriend let out a fart"

[Saul Bollox]

"My girlfriend is here in the nude She wants me to do something rude. So I thought, apace,, If I shit on her face, She might think that a little too crude. Two factory workers from Cork, Were eating their soup with a fork."

[Saul Bollox]

"My girlfriend is here in the nude She wants me to do something rude. So I thought, apace,, If I shit on her face, She might think that a little too crude. Two factory workers from Cork, Were eating their soup with a fork."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There once was a young girl called Grace, Who liked men to piss on her face But as for their cum, Liked that up her bum All liquids belong in their place. My girlfriend is here in the nude She wants me to do something rude"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There once was a young girl called Grace, Who liked men to piss on her face But as for their cum, Liked that up her bum All liquids belong in their place. My girlfriend is here in the nude She wants me to do something rude"

[Saul Bollox]

"Oops cute escort got me in a fix Turns out she's a dominatrix A lash or a clout, Readily dished out But no penetration of pricks. There once was a young girl called Grace, Who liked men to piss on her face"

[Saul Bollox]

"A cute escort got me in a fix Turns out she's a dominatrix A lash or a clout are Readily dished out But no penetration of pricks. There once was a young girl called Grace, Who liked men to piss on her face"