New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Saul Bollox]

"Tracy Emin still drunk from success Her talent must be said is a mess, But forgive me this rant She's no fucking Rembrandt, I can't stand her shit, I confess. I just choked out a big turd, When I looked at, oh my word!"

[HairyHammer]

"I just had a very nice day Spent with my wife sucking away Alas not my cock But hard Brighton rock As I drank loads of lager, Hooray!. Tracy Emin still drunk from success Her talent must be said is a mess,"

[Far East Hammer]

"A man who was usually nice Made violent love to his wife, The screams were heard next door As they humped on the floor With her legs clamped in a vice I just had a very nice day Spent with my wife sucking away"

[HairyHammer]

"Next up we have Pardew's lot Each one of their fans is a twot, If our players do their thing It'll be a wonderful win, And Bilic can tie Pardew in a knot. A man who was usually nice Made violent love to his wife,"

[Saul Bollox]

"The Two Ronnies are now both in Heaven Repeats are guaranteed 24/7 But fuck all that flannel On the History channel A documentary with Kruschev in. Next up we have Pardew's lot, Each one of their fans is a twot."

[Livingstone]

"A Manure ""supporter"" from Barking Got into a row over parking. Like a fool this faux Red said to the other ""You're dead"" And the mother of all riots , sparking The Two Ronnies are now both in Heaven Repeats are guaranteed 24/7"

[Saul Bollox]

"She looked into Billy Bonds eyes So handsome and oh what a prize, A rhyme to offend, A Hammers legend? Well from me you're not getting a rise. A Manure ""supporter"" from Barking Got into a row over parking."

[HairyHammer]

"The bloke in the half and half scarf Was a gooner having a laugh, I offered him a brew That was laced with my poo, Within minutes he started to barf. She looked into Billy Bonds eyes So handsome and oh what a prize,"

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A girl from Timbuctoo Was lured into bed by a jew. whether halal or kosher no word in the brochure mentioned a four by two The bloke in the half and half scarfe was a gooner having a laugh

[joe blob]

"I'll admit I want England to lose Until someone else fills Hodgsons shoes, A team full of spurs tits, Can I support such shits, West Ham players the cսnt needs to choose. There was a girl from Timbuctoo Was lured into bed by a jew."

[joe blob]

"I'll admit I want England to lose Until someone else fills Hodgsons shoes, A team full of spurs tits, Can I support such shits, West Ham players the cսnt needs to choose. There was a girl from Timbuctoo Was lured into bed by a jew."

[cosmo smallpiece]

"Last night while I was masturbating, My wife, next to me, was berating She said ""Wanking's not fine In the B &Q line"" "" 'Cause dozens of people are waiting"" I'll admit I want England to lose Until someone else fills Hodgsons shoes"

[Saul Bollox]

"I once met a bloke on a train But all he could do was complain, But he was drowned out By a young chavy lout. Who shouted things rude and profane. Last night while I was masturbating, My wife, next to me, was berating"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Donald Trump was at his wit's end Couldn't think of others to offend That guy's got some front, But the press love a cսnt And someone with money to spend I once met a bloke on a train But all he could do was complain"

[Far East Hammer]

Thirty six feet away from the goal But Dimitri is now on a roll. And with Captain Mark They have a right lark Thus enraging Fordstar's soul Donald Trump was at his wit's end Couldn't think of others to offend

[Saul Bollox]

"Does Fish rhyme with dish the boy thought At school his brain always caught short, But there's another hitch, It does not rhyme with bitch You'll appear in the Limerick court Thirty six feet away from the goal But Dimitri is now on a roll."

[HairyHammer]

"For supper this evening I wish Some chips with a nice bit of fish, My wish now a dream Its Chicken and steamed With broccoli and carrots, the bitch. Does Fish rhyme with dish the boy thought At school his brain always caught short,"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a great team called West Ham And bubbles their fans always sang, But: ""Nearly"" or ""They""? Please sing the right way And show that you DO give a damn. For supper this evening I wish Some chips with a nice bit of fish"

[HairyHammer]

"There was a young man from Neath Had a problem with his rubber sheath, His shlong was so large As big as a barge, Even flaccid, barely fit through a wreath. There was a great team called West Ham And bubbles their fans always sang,"

[Saul Bollox]

"There once was a girl from Zambezi Who considered herself far from easy, But she looked very pert With a short mini skirt, And a hairstyle done by Teasy Weasy. There was a young man from Neath Had a problem with his rubber sheath."

[JGW1]

Haha

[JGW1]

Whilst boning his wife's younger sister His member developed a blister Interrupted mid fuck He was plain out of luck With no option left but to fist 'er There once was a girl from Zambezi Who considered herself far from easy

[Saul Bollox]

"Whilst boning his wife's younger sister His member developed a blister So he had to refrain, It was just too much pain, So he had no choice but to fist 'er. Their was a young man from Neath Had a problem with his rubber sheath."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young lady called Pat, Who, one day, was shaving her prat. She didn't know where To put all the hair So she wove it into a door mat. Whilst boning his wife's younger sister His member developed a blister"

[Saul Bollox]

"A man sat crying at night His wife with her lover in flight, ""The cow's ran away, With my best mate Ray, I'll miss him, the dirty gobshite"" There was a young lady called Pat, Who, one day, was shaving her prat."