New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[HairyHammer]

"A young working girl from Mumbai Any position she would try, But there was the one She would always shun, For a cock in the arse made her cry. A cheerful old man from Ealing Found women's Knickers appealing."

[Saul Bollox]

A young working girl from Mumbai Any position she would try.

[Saul Bollox]

"A Lion who thought he was blessed Saw a Donkey and became quite depressed, He became inert Thought he was a pervert, ""I'd like to fuck that "" he confessed"

[sidneyshitcunt]

Roses are Red Violets are Blue We had 9 shots on target against Man U And that is True.

[HairyHammer]

"Sorry iv'e upset Hairy Hammer But my point was not one of grammar, I thought it quite clear Hairy's a silly old dear, His incorrect words, make me Clamour. A Lion who thought he was blessed Saw a Donkey and became quite depressed,"

[Saul Bollox]

"The two games we didn't turn up, Yids away and ManU in the cup These teams to be blunt, Each fan is a cսnt, The very worst type of hiccup. Sorry i've upset Hairy Hammer But my point was not one of grammar."

[Helmut Shown]

"It's never easy being a Hammer Sometimes we swear, spit and stammer, We sit in depression With a lack of expression And don't get me started on the grammar The two games we didn't turn up, Yids away and ManU in the cup"

[HairyHammer]

"Well, so much for the FA Cup The end of the season fucked up, Everyone very pissed That Saul Bollox I dismiss, A grammar queen, my balls he can suck. It's never easy being a Hammer Sometimes we swear, spit and stammer,"

[Far East Hammer]

"A prostitute reeled with shock, When a punter took out his big cock ""Suppose I could suck it sum"" ""But it won't fit up my bum"" Said as she put back on her frock Well, so much for the FA Cup The end of the season's fucked up"

[Saul Bollox]

"There was a small cock from Dunkirk Who pecked at every hen like a jerk, You've cocked up in your rhyme, And not for the first time, It's ARSE and not ass you daft berk.. A prostitute reeled with shock, When a punter took out his big cock"

[HairyHammer]

"Manure supporters make me sick Each one a half witted prick, The team so entitled That officials are frightened, So Manure's ass they must always lick. There was a small cock from Dunkirk Who pecked at every hen like a jerk,"

[joe blob]

There was a young girl called Elaine Caught short on a corridor less train Couldn't open the doors So she pissed in her drawers Whilst uttering curses profane. Manure supporters makes me sick. Each one a half witted prick.

[Helmut Shown]

I once knew a man who was ill Who got from his doctor a pill It had the effect His cock was erect But he still didn't feel too brill There was a young girl called Elaine Caught short on a corridor less train

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Your typical Man United fan Is a piss poor excuse of a man He works in the City, His friends are all shitty And to visit O.T. is his plan I once knew a man who was ill Who got from his doctor a pill"

[joe blob]

A young lady from Ap Lei Chau Was having a right blazing row A german bloke Fritz Had been fondling her tits. While she was milking a cow. Your typical Man United fan Is a piss poor excuse of a man

[Far East Hammer]

"A man from the east of Kowloon, Took refuge during the monsoon. He dipped his dong Whilst in Kwun Tong Into a working girl's poon A young lady from Ap Lei Chau Was having a right blazing row"

[joe blob]

"This weather is not being kind I wish it would make up it's mind! Good weather or rough., I don't give a stuff. So whatever, I don't eff and blind. A man from the east of Kowloon, Took refuge during the monsoon."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"An old man who was walking his cat Fell over and squashed a big rat, And, being a Thai, Stuck both in a pie And had them for supper...HOWZAT!!! This weather is not being kind I wish it would make up it's mind!"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"An old man who was walking his cat Fell over and squashed a big rat, And, being a Thai, Stuck both in a pie And had them for supper...HOWZAT!!! This weather is not being kind I wish it would make up it's mind!"

[HairyHammer]

"There once was a young Norfolk lad Who was being bum-fucked by his dad He chopped off dads knob Shoved it in the cunts gob Screaming ""How's it feel now to be bad""?. An old man who was walking his cat Fell over and squashed a big rat,"

[Saul Bollox]

The roads here are full of pot holes They'd make ideal homes for some moles This with me rankles They look just like ankles After a tackle by Paul Scholes. There once was a young Norfolk lad. Who was being bum-fucked by his Dad.

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Only one penalty for our team, A conspiracy, so it would seem They're for the elite Not us, from Green Street We have to make do with a dream. The roads here are full of pot holes They'd make ideal homes for some moles"

[Saul Bollox]

"A man who was brutish and tough In a poker game decided to bluff, it caused a great shock, Risking his pants and a sock. To see his opponent in the buff. Only one penalty for our team, A conspiracy, so it would seem"

[HairyHammer]

"When I woke up today it would seem That I had in the night a wet dream But the sad truth was this I had a plastered piss And was far too drunk to cream. A man who was brutish and tough In a poker game decided to bluff,"

[Saul Bollox]

"To give a big kick to the Arse Tomorrow we just cannot pass, Will we burst their bubble, By doing the double, And demonstrating our class. When I woke up today it would seem That I had in the night a wet dream"