New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Helmut Shown]

Nigel Farage had quite a fright Trying to stock-up on Marmite But he had to make do With toast spread with poo He got used to it after the first bite After watching some hardcore porn He approached his dog with the horn

[Helmut Shown]

Nigel Farage had quite a fright Trying to stock-up on Marmite But he had to make do With toast spread with poo He got used to it after the first bite After watching some hardcore porn He approached his dog with the horn

[Helmut Shown]

Nigel Farage had quite a fright Trying to stock-up on Marmite But he had to make do With toast spread with poo He got used to it after the first bite Afterwat hingsome hardcore porn He approached his dog with the horn

[Far East Hammer]

King Arthur's knight Sir Galahad Once took out his knob for a lad He was really quite mean As it was far from clean He wanted to do something bad Nigel Farage had quite a fright Trying to stock-up on Marmite

[Saul Bollox]

"There was a young lady from China Stopped at an American diner, A trucker called Chuck, Propositioned a fuck, But walked out of there with a shiner. King Arthur's knight Sir Galahad Once took out his knob for a lad"

[Helmut Shown]

There was a young lad from Truro Seemed dejected - full of sorrow As his mood dipped and sank He decided to wank I'm sure he'll feel better tomorrow There was a young lady from China Stopped at an American diner

[Far East Hammer]

"I've just employed a French maid, Who took out a jar of Marmalade. She grinned ""don't get irate"" ""On you I'll demonstrate"" How to use it as a sex aid! There was a young lad from Truro Seemed dejected - full of sorrow"

[Saul Bollox]

"After having a very big dump Wiped his are on a photo of Trump It slipped in his crack, Covered his nutsack Withe faeces, which gave him the hump. I've just employed a French maid, Who took out a jar of Marmalade."

[Helmut Shown]

A West Ham fan was quite irate. When he was chucked out of the Crate. Was it too far To piss by the bar Ask Haydn Fox or his mate After having a very big dump Wiped his are on a photo of Trumped

[Saul Bollox]

"This young lady from Anguilla Was quite keen for me to feel her After fing'ring the pink, What a god awful stink Just like the arse of a gorilla. A West Ham fan was quite irate. When he was chucked out of the Crate."

[Far East Hammer]

A young lady from the bahamas Did things that would shock with bananas. She got them all fishy Though she was quite dishy And had a thing for bandanas This young lady from Anguilla Was quite keen for me to feel her

[Far East Hammer]

A young lady from the bahamas Did things that would shock with bananas. She got them all fishy Though she was quite dishy And had a thing for bandanas This young lady from Anguilla Was quite keen for me to feel her

[Saul Bollox]

"A girl on the bog in Jaipur Went without closing the door Then in came Nazim And fingered her quim, And left her screaming for more, A young lady from the bahamas Did things that would shock with bananas."

[Helmut Shown]

"There once was a young girl Linette Played ""Strangers....."" on her clarinet She did another trick With her liquorice stick Up her quim, that she did for a bet A girl on the bog in Jaipur Went without closing the door"

[les marteaux]

"The tanker hoved to in the dock It was bang on time: one o'clock They queued for their pay, Which they'd blow in a day And were paid from the captain's old sock. There once was a young girl Linette Played ""Strangers....."" on her clarinet"

[Mike Oxsaw]

A young lady who's known as Dani Had a viscous discharge from her fanny. A genetic quirk From a greasy old Turk Who'd had a few goes on her granny. The tanker hoved to in the dock It was bang on time: one o'clock

[les marteaux]

"In the bar at my local, some bloke Regaled us all with a bad joke About Gary Glitter Oh how we did titter All pissed up on cheap Danish lager. A young lady who's known as Dani Had a viscous discharge from her fanny."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A young working girl from Mumbai Took her punters behind a pig sty. The porkers would grunt When she got out her cսnt But nobody had a clue why. In the bar at my local, some bloke Regaled us all with a bad joke"

[les marteaux]

"I once knew a buxom young wench Who didn't like Belgians or French Though detesting these shits She'd drop 'em for the brits, But between her legs was a foul stench. A young working girl from Mumbai Took her punters behind a pig sty."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The yids have now started to crow, As right down the table we go. In our FREE bigger ground, We'll turn it around Funded with the taxpayers' dough I once knew a buxom young wench Who didn't like Belgians or French"

[les marteaux]

"There once was a girl from China Who had a sideways vagina, It was a biy soggy With Miss'nry and doggy So sidways he had to recline 'er. The yids have now started to crow, As right down the table we go."

[Spandex Sidney]

A man from Niagara Falls Gets nervous when his missus calls She looks like Simon Le Bon With a massive strap on And she makes him suck on her balls There once was a girl from China Who had a sideways vagina

[joe blob]

"The old dear, she came in for lard The butcher said ""Sorry, it's hard."" She said that's OK I'll take some if I may, It's for my lodger, a Scots Guard. A man from Niagara Falls Gets nervous when his missus calls"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Men are from Mars, girls from Venus Someone summed up the human genus But on a true different planet Are the people of Thanet Evolution has put space between us. The old dear, she came in for lard The butcher said ""Sorry, it's hard."""

[Helmut Shown]

"There once was a bloke they called Chuck, Took a long time to get up the pluck. But his plan came to naught For the man that she sought In his pants his shirt he'd not tuck Men are from Mars, girls from Venus Someone summed up the human genus"