New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young fellow called Keith Wouldn't countenance wearing a sheath, When a girl insisted, He still persisted, As he bit off the tip with his teeth. At a party a shirtlifter's chum Had a carrot stuck up his bum."

[Helmut Shown]

Sometimes I faff about all day I really don't work for my pay Most of my time Penning bad rhyme Whilst downing some Beaujolais There was a young fellow called Keith Wouldn't countenance wearing a sheath

[Far East Hammer]

While sat in a vegetable patch She felt something odd in her snatch A worm exploring Sent her shimmering Whilst in her dense pubic thatch Sometimes I faff about all day I really don't work for my pay

[Helmut Shown]

A young lass from Bromley-by-Bow With a notable camel toe When viewed from the front The shape of her cսnt Was visible to those in the know While sat in a vegetable patch She felt something odd in her snatch

[Helmut Shown]

A young lass from Bromley-by-Bow With a notable camel toe When viewed from the front The shape of her cսnt Was visible to those in the know While sat in a vegetable patch She felt something odd in her snatch

[Far East Hammer]

There was a young lass from Cathcart Who was known as a bit of a tart. Her Dad was none too impressed On seeing how she was dressed Before out into the night she'd dart A young lass from Bromley-by-Bow With a notable camel toe

[arsene york-hunt]

Oops

[arsene york-hunt]

"A upper class man in plus fours Removed the chambermaid's drawers Pissed up with gin, He slid his knob in, In spite of her vaginal sores. There was a young lass from Cathcart Who was known as a bit of a tart."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A upper class man in plus fours Removed the chambermaid's drawers Pissed up with gin, He slid his knob in, In spite of her vaginal sores. There was a young lass from Cathcart Who was known as a bit of a tart."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A upper class man in plus fours Removed the chambermaid's drawers Pissed up with gin, He slid his knob in, In spite of her vaginal sores. There was a young lass from Cathcart Who was known as a bit of a tart."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A upper class man in plus fours Removed the chambermaid's drawers Pissed up with gin, He slid his knob in, In spite of her vaginal sores. There was a young lass from Cathcart Who was known as a bit of a tart."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A upper class man in plus fours Removed the chambermaid's drawers Pissed up with gin, He slid his knob in, In spite of her vaginal sores. There was a young lass from Cathcart Who was known as a bit of a tart."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A upper class man in plus fours Removed the chambermaid's drawers Pissed up with gin, He slid his knob in, In spite of her vaginal sores. There was a young lass from Cathcart Who was known as a bit of a tart."

[Helmut Shown]

"Carroll was playing too much, so hard Wanted some time off with a red card This lumbering oaf Would not use his loaf Pity only one game he's barred A upper class man in plus fours Removed the chambermaid's drawers"

[Far East Hammer]

"Sir Alf like to wank over pace makes all want to slice off his face Others just want a win Or long ball's a sin Whilst I'll just moan - i know my place Carroll was playing too much, so hard Wanted some time off with a red card"

[JustAFatKevinDavies]

Slaven Bilic was stressed The supporters were unimpressed Coventry conference he went with his hand small and bent ah you must be Eric Hitchmoe they guessed. Sir Alf like to wank over pace makes all want to slice off his face

[Eric Hitchmoe]

"President Trump ripped off his toupee And shouted "" Quick Melania I want to play"" So un-enthused She suddenly mused ""My god, I wish you were gay."" Slaven Bilic was stressed The supporters were unimpressed"

[HairyHammer]

"I know a young man whose mum Had a large tattoo on her bum Saying 8 inches and over With a big smiling grover That tat for small dicks was no fun. President Trump ripped off his toupee And shouted "" Quick Melania I want to play"""

[Helmut Shown]

I do like Taramosalata Though soon after I'm a right farter But if I overindulge In my gusset's a bulge And it drips down my leg to my garter I know a young man whose Mum Had a large tattoo on her bum

[Mr Kenzo]

Wrong thread *Sighs and logs off*

[Mr Kenzo]

"So basically, anyone who lives in Manor Park is a massive fist then? *Looks down thread* Yep, confirmed"

[Far East Hammer]

A Greek man from Halkidiki On his knob he spread some Tzatziki Was a way in haste To improve the taste For his girlfriend named Nicky I do like Taramosalata Though soon after I'm a right farter

[Helmut Shown]

"A doner chef from Istanbul One night went out on the pull He pulled an old slapper Halfway up her crapper She stopped him ""no way I am full"" A Greek man from Halkidiki On his knob he spread some Tzatziki"

[HairyHammer]

"There once was a young Zulu dancer. Was seduced by an old Bengal lancer. But she was not impressed When the lancer undressed And ""No fucking way"" was the answer A doner chef from Istanbul One night went out on the pull"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A Bangladeshi girl in a burkha Shouted abuse at a Gurka But under a tree , Attacked with his kukri, He couldn't have been more berserker. There once was a young Zulu dancer. Was seduced by an old Bengal lancer."