New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"In the land of the midnight sun They do paraphilias for fun, Zoophilia,incest. Shitting on a boy's chest And perverted use of a bum gun. it is said Rameses the second. With his daughters was rather fecund."

[Helmut Shown]

A banker from near Reykjavik Gave his secretary a good lick Whilst plating her snatch Something jumped from her thatch A crab louse or maybe a tick? In the land of the midnight sun They do paraphilias for fun

[arsene york-hunt]

"Please shove all your p'litical correctness And give me some clunge dripping wetness I could fondle her knees, Give her bum a squeeze, And then I can half inch her necklace. A banker from near Reykjavik Gave his secretary a good lick"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Next up we've got the scouse Their support, to a man, is a louse. But they get an erection From their hub cap collection They keep in the loft of their house. Please shove all your p'litical correctness And give me some clunge dripping wetness"

[les marteaux]

"Donald Trump wanted to have some play But with him was just Theresa May She took off her knickers He took out a snickers And inserted it in a rough way. Next up we've got the scouse Their support, to a man, is a louse."

[Far East Hammer]

A prostitute in Mozambique Came to me and started to speak. Whilst I don't speak Portuguese I knew she wanted to please As her manner was none too meek Donald Trump wanted to have some play But with him was just Theresa May

[arsene york-hunt]

"Oh Bilic Oh Bilic oh No A few days of bliss but now woe You aren't up to the job, Don't await the lynch mob, Just take your money and go! A prostitute in Mozambique Came to me and started to speak."

[HairyHammer]

The fourbies laughed at half time With predictions from four goals to nine. But after loosing the game So depressed sick and lame Their piss turned to the colour of lime. Oh Bilic Oh Bilic oh No A few days of bliss but now woe

[HairyHammer]

The fourbies laughed at half time With predictions from four goals to nine. But after loosing the game So depressed sick and lame Their piss turned to the colour of lime. Oh Bilic Oh Bilic oh No A few days of bliss but now woe

[arsene york-hunt]

"A Spurs fan was so messed up He decided to piss in a cup, A cսnt with big nose His dick he did expose, Twas smaller than my new born pup's The fourbies laughed at half time With predictions from four goals to nine."

[JonWHUFC]

"A senior judge at the High Court, When sentencing had a rude thought. Despite being a loner He got a huge boner So bashed it with the gavel save getting caught A Spurs fan was so messed up He decided to piss in a cup"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Whilst eating a portion of fruit I noticed a girly, quite cute, My attention caught, I had but one thought. I'd like to have one up her chute. A senior judge at the High Court, When sentencing had a rude thought."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"She was well off her head on ice And infected with pubic lice But worse than the crabs Were the festering scabs. My mother is really not nice. Whilst eating a portion of fruit I noticed a girly, quite cute."

[Far East Hammer]

Oh no not again screamed a spud As his dream of Cup glory now dud We were ahead But now it's dead As he slapped his head with a thud She was well off her head on ice And infected with pubic lice

[HairyHammer]

A Brighton supporter called Finn In a bar was drinking pink gin. He was openly gay And thought how West ham played Was a hell of a lot camper than him Oh no not again screamed a spud As his dream of Cup glory now dud

[arsene york-hunt]

Sky matches starting at 8 The travelling ain't gonna be great. It's an aberation To get into the station It's the stop and go signs that I hate. A Brighton supporter called Finn In a bar was drinking pink gin.

[Helmut Shown]

"I'm going out now on the lash With hope, I might score me some gash I'll just use my fingers There'll be no cunnilingus In case the old slapper has a slash Sky matches starting at 8 The travelling ain't gonna be great"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There once was a bloke called King, Was licking a young ladies ring. He was left in no doubt, When a turd wriggled out, That rimming just wasn't his thing. I'm going out now, on the lash With hope, I might score me some gash"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The oaf won't be playing today Fucking good riddance I say Now with deft short passes Put Brighton on their arses, And with all the points come away. There once was a bloke called King, Was licking a yoiung ladies ring."

[Helmut Shown]

"This site's paedophile flock, Who go off to live in Bangkok Some political eulogists And pederast apologists We wish in their mouth they'd put a sock The oaf won't be playing today Fucking good riddance I say"

[arsene york-hunt]

"An exotic dancer from Leeds Did disgusting things with some beads, A really odd stunt, Pulling them from her cսnt, So painful that it sometimes bleeds. This site's paedophile flock, Who go off to live in Bangkok"

[Helmut Shown]

A young stripper who wasn't rough Except for her overgrown muff The hair on her head Was a deep shade of red Matching both collar and cuff An exotic dancer from Leeds Did disgusting things with some beads

[Far East Hammer]

There once was a chap called Cliffie Who had an uncontrollable stiffy. A vicar before his flock They could all make out his cock His Bishop upset found it quite iffy A young stripper who wasn't rough Except for her overgrown muff

[arsene york-hunt]

"Caught short on a rush hour train She tried to cover the stain, But with all her heart, Couldn't stop a great fart, Which stunk out the place with methane. There once was a chap called Cliffie Who had an uncontrollable stiffy."

[Helmut Shown]

At a party a shirtlifter's chum Had a carrot stuck up his bum. I'd never use his tips For novel party dips Is it crudité or crudity you plum Caught short on a rush hour train She tried to cover the stain