New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"So Cheggers has died and will now rot So no more multi coloured swop shop. Whatever he did do He showed clearly that you, Don't need talent to be at the top. In a brothel in Alice Spings, They used KY to lube the girl's rings"

[cup of tea]

It is said that the ladies of Brussels Wore no knickers under their bustles Even when it was chilly All they thought about was willy And made their money from hustles So Cheggers has died and will now rot So no more multi coloured swop shop

[Helmut Shown]

In front of the vicar one day A choir boy knelt down to pray On his mind was skullduggery Of underaged buggery Some vicars behave that way It is said that the ladies of Brussels Wore no knickers under their bustles

[arsene york-hunt]

"Young ladies from near Muswell Hill, Quite often do not take their pill. It's a bit of a farce They take it up the arse. Because contraception makes them ill. In front of the vicar one day A choir boy knelt down to pray"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"An ugly fat Turk in his cab Was munching on a prozzie's kebab And, par for the course, It oozed Chilli sauce. He claimed that it ""Made it taste fab"". Young ladies from near Muswell Hill, Quite often do not take their pill."

[HairyHammer]

A four-be from Tel Aviv Wiped all his snot on his sleeve The nasty green gloop He then flicked in his soup Making all in the restaurant heave An ugly fat Turk in his cab Was munching on a prozzie's kebab

[arsene york-hunt]

"There once was an elephant called Drew Who liked to shit in the zoo, And a Rhino called Gus. Who didn't like fuss, And a Hippo that eats it's own poo. A four-be from Tel Aviv Wiped all his snot on his sleeve"

[arsene york-hunt]

Helmut Shown 11:34 Fri Dec 8 Very prescient.

[cup of tea]

A girl from Rio de Janeiro Walked on the beach eating an aero She hated the taste As it tasted like toothpaste Out of ten she gave it a zero There once was an elephant called Drew Who liked to shit in the zoo

[arsene york-hunt]

"She went out in the street with no drawers They're quite rough and ready these whores, This filthy old munter, Flashed cսnt to a punter ""Better off"" he thought "" with 'er indoors"". A girl from Rio de Janeiro Walked on the beach eating an aero"

[Helmut Shown]

"Next up for boss David Moyes Are the aptly named rent boys These King's Road queers Will realise their fears When faced with the Stratford ""noise"" She went out in the street with no drawers They're quite rough and ready these whores"

[arsene york-hunt]

"So. Brexit has brought forth a deal. Remainers had better get real. Stopping migrants wont stand They'll stroll in through Ireland, And a billions payment is unreal. Next up for boss David Moyes Are the aptly named rent boys"

[arsene york-hunt]

"So. Brexit has brought forth a deal. Remainers had better get real. Stopping migrants wont stand They'll stroll in through Ireland, And a billions payment's unreal. Next up for boss David Moyes Are the aptly named rent boys"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young man from Vancouver Got off with his cock in the hoover So bad was his luck It got stuck on ""suck"" From which it was hard to manoeuvre. So. Brexit has brought forth a deal. Remainers had better get real"

[Helmut Shown]

"in a brothel near the Eiffel Tower, They started a new happy hour But low class strumpets Flashing their crumpets Would make fresh milk go sour There was a young man from Vancouver Got off with his cock in the hoover"

[Helmut Shown]

"in a brothel near the Eiffel Tower, They started a new happy hour But low class strumpets Flashing their crumpets Would make fresh milk go sour There was a young man from Vancouver Got off with his cock in the hoover"

[arsene york-hunt]

Brothel*

[arsene york-hunt]

"A Scotsman in a park in Dundee Pulled his kilt up to have a quick pee, Derision and cat calls, Met the sight of his balls, Ginger haired and down to his knee, in a brother near the Eiffel Tower, They started a new happy hour."

[HairyHammer]

"So Eric once said to pal Ern, Please tell us - for what do you yearn? As quick as a flash He said women and Cash And a cock that'll make pussy's churn. A Scotsman in a park in Dundee Pulled his kilt up to have a quick pee"

[HairyHammer]

There once was a chap called gus Who shit himself on the bus. It smelt like off cabbage So passengers went savage And beat him up without any fuss. A Scotsman in a park in Dundee Lifted his kilt to have a quick pee

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young Lady from Perth Who's farting would cause great mirth To reduce the harm They built a wind farm Increasing the woman's net worth. So Eric once said to pal Ern, Please tell us - for what do you yearn?"

[Helmut Shown]

**whose**

[Helmut Shown]

There once was a chap called gus Who shit himself on the bus. On the way back from Leicester He just let it fester Now his anus is dripping with pus There was a young Lady from Perth Who's farting would cause great mirth

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young hussy from Paris Who liked to take cock up the 'arris For a few extra bob, She would suck on your knob, In the back of her Toyota Yaris. There once was a chap called gus Who shit himself on the bus."

[cup of tea]

"A young prostitute in Papeete, Could wank you off with her feet. what a sordid affair that she performed with such flair Whilst eating three shredded wheat There was a young hussy from Paris Who liked to take cock up the 'arris"