New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Mike Oxsaw]

"D'you Remember sweet Betsy from Pike? She was raped by a lesbian bull dike. Now. Don't get me wrong, This would make a good song, But not sure it's one that I'd like. My mate set me up on a date. ""She's gagging, it's yours on a plate!"""

[Mike Oxsaw]

"D'you Remember sweet Betsy from Pike? She was raped by a lesbian bull dike. Now. Don't get me wrong, This would make a good song, But not sure it's one that I'd like. My mate set me up on a date. ""She's gagging, it's yours on a plate!"""

[arsene york-hunt]

D'you Remember sweet Betsy from Pike? She was raped by a lesbian bull dike.

[arsene york-hunt]

"The President's club's in the press For hands up a waitress's dress, Now that boring sect The politically c'rrect, Are whining and causing much stress. D'you Remember sweet Betsy from Pike? She was as raped by a lesbian bull dike."

[Helmut Shown]

An Injury free football team For West ham an impossible dream Its better than it looks 'Cause Carroll's on our books Every year he runs out of steam The President's club's in the press For hands up a waitress's dress

[HairyHammer]

There was a young man called Dennis Met a girl on a trip to Venice It was love at first sight But her Vag was too tight For his 10 inch cock named menace An Injury free football team For West ham an impossible dream

[Helmut Shown]

A girl from Belo Horizonte Was shagged by the man from Del Monte Her arse like a peach He wanted to breach As her face was like Jimmy Durante There was a young man called Dennis Met a girl on a trip to Venice

[arsene york-hunt]

"A man with a red rose in his hand Met a woman on a date that was planned Twas a young ladyboy, That he met in Hanoi, The attraction, I don't understand. A girl from Belo Horizonte Was shagged by the man from Del Monte"

[HairyHammer]

"A monk who was not feeling well Was wanking himself in his cell With a fist up his bum Thinking of a cute nun Coming hard yelled,"" I'm going to hellllll"". A man with a red rose in his hand Met a woman on a date that was planned"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I'm now going to eat bread and cheese Greek Feta and Brie, if you please, Then a large glass of port, With a slice of Roquefort, And more feta and brie for reprise. A monk who was not feeling well Was wanking himself in his cell."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"At a B&B down at Old Ford You get more than just bed and board For about half a crown The maid will bend down Your pleasure is then well assured. I'm now going to eat bread and cheese Greek Feta and Brie, if you please"

[Helmut Shown]

A old jewish man from round Bow. Who is known to all as Ikey Mo. He's a dealer in furs A supporter of Sp*rs And trades as Yiddle and Co At a B&B down at Old Ford You get more than just bed and board

[arsene york-hunt]

"There's wind and there's rain and there's snow. I wish this shit weather would go When spring fill the air, And we haven't a care Just waiting for the daffs to grow. A old jewish man from round Bow. Who is known to all as Ikey Mo."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Which boy would Michael Jackson choose, To toss him once plied with some booze Why, one with blue eyes, And silky white thighs Perfect - for the six o'clock news. There's wind and there's rain and there's snow. I wish this shit weather would go"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Four loaves and five fishes for the throng No Vegan option, so wrong! ""You're vegans"" He said, ""Just eat fucking bread- These cunts think their shit doesn't pong."" Which boy would Michael Jackson choose, To toss him once plied with some booze"

[Helmut Shown]

"He came down with tablets of stone. ""Oh! Moses!"", the people did groan, ""Adultery banned So just use your hand"" With that one he's out on his own Four loaves and five fishes for the throng No Vegan option, so wrong!"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young girl from East Cheam Who sat down and mused by a stream The water flowed past, But not very fast - She drifted of into a dream. He came down with tablets of stone. ""Oh! Moses!"", the people did groan,"

[Helmut Shown]

A lady with very big Tit's Had a stalker who always did shits As she'd come to her door There'd be shit on the floor It was driving her out of her wits There was a young girl from East Cheam Who sat down and mused by a stream

[HairyHammer]

Old Steptoe was smiling at men In a public bog near South Ken. But not one of them gay So for Steptoe no play So off to his haunt The Old Den A lady with very big Tit's Had a stalker who always did shits

[arsene york-hunt]

"Peter Wyngarde from grace had a fall Sucking blokes off through a hole in the wall The Police without tact, Caught them both in the act, A trap that the coppers did trawl .Old Steptoe was smiling at men In a public bog near South Ken."

[Helmut Shown]

Said Mr Spock to Captain Kirk The warp drive's in need of some work Engineering's a shower We're on impulse power And that fucking Scotty's a Berk Peter Wyngarde from grace had a fall Sucking blokes off through a hole in the wall

[arsene york-hunt]

"I think I might get up and dance. To pop, maybe hip-hop or trance I'll do any stuff, To pick up some muff My dick is in need of romance. Said Mr Spock to Captain Kirk The warp drive's in need of some work"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I think I might get up and dance. To pop, maybe hip-hop or trance I'll do any stuff, To pick up some muff My dick is in need of romance. Said Mr Spock to Captain Kirk The warp drive's in need of some work"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"In Pattaya a tourist called Roy, Was seeking a young ladyboy Presented complete With a full three-piece suite It offered our traveller such joy. I think I might get up and dance. To pop, maybe hip-hop or trance"

[arsene york-hunt]

"As he prepared to go down on his girl Both a cock and a cսnt did unfurl, At the unusual sight Of this hemaphrodide he thought, ""I will give it a whirl."" In Pattaya a tourist called Roy, Was seeking a young ladyboy"