New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"Liverpool's murderous horde From reality they've cut the cord, These fucker now whine About a shirt design, Of Hillsborough we are now bored. In the main road in Paramaribo, I met a Nigerian Ibo"

[Helmut Shown]

Glorifying in West Ham's ill luck spurs fans (who don't give a fuck). They poke in their beaks These foreskinless freaks Lets hope that they soon come unstuck Liverpool's murderous horde From reality they've cut the cord

[arsene york-hunt]

"I wonder who next we'll not sign, Now, come on you stars: form a line It comes as no shock That we're a laughing stock In the lower league we'll be fine. Glorifying in West Ham's ill luck spurs fans (who don't give a fuck)."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There once was a bloke called McCall Stayed in bed all day, doing fuck all. He'll soon sign for us, But don't make a fuss, For our board say he's good on the ball. I wonder who next we'll not sign, Now, come on you stars: form a line"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Three old blokes and a corner flag ""A pitch invasion"" says Murdoch's Sun rag An ""Invasion"" they say, But not quite D Day, But enough to make us the punch bag. There once was a bloke called McCall Stayed in bed all day, doing fuck all."

[Helmut Shown]

"There was a young man from Tangiers, On a night out, drank too many beers The Imam in shock Then cut off his cock To the sound of the onlookers jeers Three old blokes and a corner flag ""A pitch invasion"" says Murdoch's Sun rag"

[arsene york-hunt]

"He's clearly a grass and a snide And hopes that the fans will divide, He hopes we will slip To the championship, Who is he? I can't quite decide. There was a young man from Tangiers, On a night out, drank too many beers"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Why must fans always be to blame When chairmen are tight fisted and lame? 'cos when you are loaded, You can stand being goaded, By paying to keep things the same. He's clearly a grass and a snide And hopes that the fans will divide"

[HairyHammer]

"On the upper deck of a routemaster He was wanking off faster and faster Thought he was alone Then heard this gay groan Oooh, can I have a go on your blaster. Why must fans always be to blame When chairmen are tight fisted and lame"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Three scrooge's were rushed away As The King of West ham watched the game, But some cunts on this site, Think hooligans all right. Now the press can besmirch us again. On the upper deck of a routemaster He was wanking off faster and faster"

[HairyHammer]

"Now the West Ham United name, Is dragged through the gutter again. A mountains debris From a molehill we'll see As the media whores feast on shame Three scrooge's were rushed away As The King of West ham watched the game"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A young man from north of New York Looked like that old singer Bjork But gay sex took it's toll Loosening his arse hole Now he stops it up with a cork. Now the West Ham United name, Is dragged through the gutter again."

[cup of tea]

There was a young fellow from Acle In pubic he took out his tackle He waved it about In front of a trout But at first he thought it was a mackerel A young man from north of New York Looked like that old singer Bjork

[arsene york-hunt]

"""Me too"", screamed a woman at her man ""That's it, your getting a sex ban"" , He thought ""Oh Thanks, leaves me free for my wanks Sex with her? I'm not a big fan, There was a young fellow from Acle In pubic he took out his tackle"

[HairyHammer]

"There was an old geezer called Burt Went to a brothel in Frankfurt He had several goes With 9 different Ho's But alas not one made him squirt. ""Me too"", screamed a woman at her man ""That's it, your getting a sex ban"" ,"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A former hooligan now far right Hunted fellow Hammers for a fight, ""Them who don't buy a round, 'll put them on the ground, These fuckers are too fucking tight."" There was an old geezer called Burt Went to a brothel in Frankfurt"

[Far East Hammer]

I really detest those vile gits That never pick up their dog shits It gets on my shoe After I've had a few And reeks far worse than my vomits A former hooligan now far right Hunted fellow Hammers for a fight

[Far East Hammer]

I really detest those vile gits That never pick up their dog shits It gets on my shoe After I've had a few And reeks far worse than my vomits A former hooligan now far right Hunted fellow Hammers for a fight

[Helmut Shown]

A rapper from east Bronx New York In his bedroom was plunging his cork His ardour he chokes On the vinegar strokes By looking at a picture of Björk I really detest those vile gits That never pick up their dog shits

[HairyHammer]

A disgruntled young chef from Chennai Scraped his smeg into the aloo pie And then for some spice Added spit and some lice With enough chilli to make a horse cry. A rapper from east Bronx New York In his bedroom was plunging his cork

[arsene york-hunt]

"To march or not to march he said This Hammers fan slightly filled with dread. My hesitant foot fall Will achieve fuck all, So on balance I'll just stay in bed. A disgruntled young chef from Chennai Scraped his smeg into the aloo pie"

[HairyHammer]

A sexual pervert called Oates Enjoyed having sex with his goats Just part of the course He brought in a horse And a paedo who'd wank & take notes. To march or not to march he said This Hammers fan slightly filled with dread

[arsene york-hunt]

"A brash northern man from Goole Was ejected from the swimming pool, We know you don't oughta Piss while in the water. But curling out a long stool......? A sexual pervert called Oates Enjoyed having sex with his goats"

[Helmut Shown]

A business man from the east In bed he was known as a beast Acts of skullduggery Of bondage and buggery A while before he'll be released A brash northern man from Goole Was ejected from the swimming pool

[HairyHammer]

"There was a young man called Pete Who had a large stain on his sheet Not shit piss or sick Or spunk from his dick He sniffed and said,""that's kebab meat"" !. A business man from the east In bed he was known as a beast"