New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"The Krauts have got out of jail They always do it without fail, As welcome as Goering At a fourby's wedding Their good fortune is beyond the pale, There was a girl from Potter Heigham, Saw some dildos and wanted to try 'em"

[Helmut Shown]

"A hooker, whilst down on her luck Was sleeping in rubbish and muck As she laid in repose Someone stole her clothes Leaving all passers by dumbstruck The Krauts have got out of jail They always do it without fail"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"An ambitious young man from Nangking. Got a new high paid job in banking ""High paid"" out that way Meant a penny a day. He left when reality sank in. A hooker, whilst down on her luck Was sleeping in rubbish and muck."

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young girl from St. Kitts Got a very bad case of the shits A huge thunder clap She was covered in crap, From he knees right up to her tits. An ambitious young man from Nangking. Got a new high paid job in banking"

[Helmut Shown]

A young girl from the city Accra. Serviced punters from inside her car One dirty swine Tried a sixty nine But in a mini didnt get far There was a young girl from St. Kitts Got a very bad case of the shits

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young girl from Brazil Rude Samba songs she would trill She was most at home, In the Sambadrome, Swinging her tits with great skill. A young girl from the city Accra. Serviced punters from inside her car"

[Helmut Shown]

He lay there abed feeling sick The Nurse cleaned smegma from his dick To augment her income She fingered his bum And gave his bellend a lick There was a young girl from Brazil Rude Samba songs she would trill

[arsene york-hunt]

"My piles are beginning to sag I've an arse like the Japanese flag My sphincter is weak And it's starting to leak, I'll need a cholostomy bag. He lay there abed feeling sick The Nurse cleaned smegma from his dick"

[Helmut Shown]

"My limericks, they don't really scan, That's 'cos I'm a fucking hard man. I can't shoot no jism But this priapism Stops me rolling from my divan My piles are beginning to sag I've an arse like the Japanese flag"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young man called Davey, Whose pants were full of bum gravy Which was really absurd: Just a Richard the Third, Could get him a job in the navy. My limericks, they don't really scan, That's 'cos I'm a fucking hard man."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A tramp who was drinking some piss Gave a passing lady a French kiss, She was made of stern stuff, Liking a bit of rough, And said ""Oh my God that was bliss."" There was a young man called Davey, Whose pants were full of bum gravy"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A tramp who was drinking some piss Gave a passing lady a French kiss, She was made of stern stuff, Liking a bit of rough, And said ""Oh my God that was bliss."" There was a young man called Davey, Whose pants were full of bum gravy"

[HairyHammer]

My AC has gone on the blink. I'm sweating and starting to stink. But Messi smells worse In the world cup he's cursed And now he could do with a shrink A tramp who was drinking some piss Gave a passing lady a French kiss

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young lady called Rose While driving was picking her nose. And, somewhere near Pinner, She picked out a winner Just saying...you know how it goes. My AC has gone on the blink. I'm sweating and starting to stink."

[arsene york-hunt]

arsene york-hunt 5:38 Thu Jun 21 Re: New Limerick Thread *One wonders why these tits are paid. carry on

[arsene york-hunt]

"There's someone I know I've annoyed, So I think I shall have to avoid, It's the next door's two boys, Who complain of the noise When I play rubbish like Pink Floyd. There was a young lady called Rose While driving was picking her nose."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"In a bar in downtown Volgograd, Some drunks were behaving quite bad Ivan gave out a slap Which put paid to that Thus making the locals quite glad. There's someone I know I've annoyed, So I think I shall have to avoid,"

[arsene york-hunt]

"By the commentary the BBC made You'd have thought only Salah played. The truth is they can't , Lose their Liverpool slant, One wonders why these are tits paid. In a bar in downtown Volgograd, Some drunks were behaving quite bad"

[Helmut Shown]

"Famous poet Percival Shelley, Was applying some KY jelly Applied in haste 'twas chilli paste put fire in his boyfriend's belly By the commentary the BBC made You'd have thought only Salah played"

[arsene york-hunt]

"After England's dismal display Their chances are slim I'd say, Jammy tap ins by Kane So the mass don't complain You win nothing with yids by the way. Famous poet Percival Shelley, Was applying some KY jelly."

[Helmut Shown]

"FIFA once more have had a shocker. The World Cup to cunts who say ""Soccer"". These chaps aren't the sort To run such a sport as they sit there sipping Rioja After England's dismal display Their chances are slim I'd say"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Once again we get a shit deal The Premier League hates us, I feel, We are once again dissed With a shit fixture list, I think all these cunts are unreal. FIFA once more have had a shocker. The World Cup to cunts who say ""Soccer""."

[Helmut Shown]

"Fat Sam has been offered a job Of being Talk Shite's latest slob This fat northern git Talks nothing but shit I wish he would shut his fat gob Once again we get a shit deal The Premier League hates us, I feel"

[Alwaysaniron]

"There was a man from Petrograd, Got VD from the girls that he'd had No he's a very sad lad is Petrograd Vlad As the stench from his cock is real bad! Fat Sam has been offered a job Of being Talk Shite's latest slob"

[arsene york-hunt]

"As he sat there drinking some scotch His hand wandered down to his crotch. From the window a sight, Made his winkle upright Two little girls playing hopscotch. There was a man from Petrograd, Got VD from the girls that he'd had"