New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"A lorry driver and a girl from Partick Made love in the cab of his artic. She farted out loud, He said ""That's not allowed. In the new Hindu month of Kartic."" An old boy tried to shag his old dutch But her drawers were rotten at the crutch"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A lorry driver and a girl from Partick Made love in the cab of his artic. She farted out loud, He said ""That's not allowed. In the new Hindu month of Kartic."" An old boy tried to shag his old dutch But her drawers were rotten at the crutch"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A lorry driver and a girl from Partick Made love in the cab of his artic. She farted out loud, He said ""That's never allowed. In the new Hindu month of Kartic."" An old boy tried to shag his old dutch But her drawers were rotten at the crutch"

[Helmut Shown]

Her first blow job with some old git. And unsure as to swallow or spit So gargling she chose Some came from her nose And dribbled right down to her tit A lorry driver and a girl from Partick Made love in tge cab of his artic

[arsene york-hunt]

"A porn actress while shooting a scene was warming up flicking her bean Her new co-star's dong Was fifteen inches long, She screamed and since has not been seen. Her first blow job with some old git. And unsure as to swallow or spit"

[Helmut Shown]

"In a brothel in Harare, Worked a cute young girl called Marie When dressed for Diwali, She fucked a Somali, Who got spunk all over her sari A porn actress while shooting a scene was warming up flicking her bean"

[arsene york-hunt]

She'd*

[arsene york-hunt]

"A dainty young lady from Dorking Was fond of a jolly good porking. When walking through town, She take her knickers down Because her mutton she was hawking. In a brothel in Harare, Worked a cute young girl called Marie."

[doomhunk]

FFS With a cock as dead as can be A thumb up his arse was the key. When wiggled just right He became quite the sight As it seemed he’d not two legs but three. A dainty young lady from Dorking Was fond of a jolly good porking.

[doomhunk]

With a cock as dead as can be A thumb up his arse was the key. When wiggled just right He became quite the sight As it seemed he’d not two legs but three. A dainty young lady from adoring Was fond of a jolly good porking.

[HairyHammer]

In a brothel in Auchenshoogle A young lady Rosie McDougal Had only one breast Still Men thought her blessed As her vag smelt like apple strudel With a cock as dead as can be A thumb up his arse was the key

[arsene york-hunt]

"This is not about you, move along, You smelly, fat, old, balding mong. It's about Auntie Pat Who ,it's said, once shat, On a glass table for Mao Zedong In a brothel in Auchenshoogle A young lady Rosie McDougal"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A WPC called Joy Once arrested a young rent boy He was sucking a willy Just off Piccadilly Whilst wanking an old diddycoy. This is not about you, move along, You smelly, fat, old, balding mong."

[arsene york-hunt]

"As he lay in a haystack asleep, He was awoken by a randy sheep, He said with a scoff, Would you please fuck off, And send in that Little Bo Peep. A WPC called Joy Once arrested a young rent boy"

[arsene york-hunt]

"As he lay in a haystack asleep, He was awoken by a randy sheep, He said with a scoff, Would you please fuck off, And send in that Little Bo Peep. A WPC called Joy Once arrested a young rent boy"

[Helmut Shown]

"He was wandering past St. Paul's Innocently scratching his balls Said a passing bobby ""You're stroking your knobby"" As it poked out through a hole in his smalls As he lay in a haystack asleep, He was awoken by a randy sheep"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The captain on his jumbo jet, Did offer the purser a bet ""The vice captain I say, Is certainly gay. Has he bummed the new steward yet?"" He was wandering past St. Paul's Innocently scratching his balls"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"While out for a night on the lash She was looking for somewhere to slash So she found some old tramp And made him quite damp With a torrent of piss from her gash. The captain on his jumbo jet, Did offer the purser a bet"

[Helmut Shown]

"While out on a trip in Bangkok A Sailor had a tattoo on his cock When flaccid and forlorn It said ""Women"", but on the horn Said ""Welcome to Dagenham Dock"" While out for a night on the lash She was looking for somewhere to slash"

[The Stoat]

A young man from Leigh on Sea. Tried to shag in a brothel for free. He was sent out the back For a cheap piece of crack Where he caught a bad case of VD While out on a trip in Bangkok A Sailor had a tatoo on his cock

[arsene york-hunt]

A a sleazy bloke called bob Called a hooker for a hand job It went not as planned She'd a very big hand And he had a very small knob. A young man from Leigh on Sea. Tried to shag in a brothel for free.

[Darlo Debs]

oops A a sleazy bloke called bob Called a hooker for a hand job

[Darlo Debs]

oops A a sleazy bloke called bob Called a hooker for a hand job

[Darlo Debs]

"Whilst passing a bus on the road, I wondered just why had it slowed? The car in front Had had a shunt With a driver dressed as a toad."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young lady from Delhi. Had a rude tattoo on her belly I know this is true But it means ""Vindaloo"" I saw it one day on the telly. Whilst passing a bus on the road, I wondered just why had it slowed?"