New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Son of Sam]

"I think that it's quite nice to see A verse from our big Dairylea Dear God and sweet Jesus We're now writing about cheeses Westhamonline, site, and dogs e..t..c This week we are playing the Hun It is going to be lots of fun"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"An old lady from Haverfordwest Went shopping to buy a new chest But some shady geezer Sold her a small freezer, Now you lot can fill out the rest. I think that it's quite nice to see A verse from our big Dairylea"

[legrandefromage]

"A West Ham supporter from Bow, To Frankfurt he wanted to go. He saved up his fare To fly Ryan Air Who flew him to quite near Moscow An old lady from Haverfordwest Went shopping to buy a new chest"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Around about two years ago We were a total shit-show, The joke of the nation Fighting relegation, They're not laughing now. Oh no! A West Ham supporter from Bow, To Frankfurt he wanted to go."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Around about two years ago We were a total shit-show, The joke of the nation Fighting relegation, They're not laughing now. Oh no! A West Ham supporter from Bow, To Frankfurt he wanted to go."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"We've lost all our central defenders Sign up the cast of Eastenders This ""Do or Die"" week Is not for the meek... And not for those mockney pretenders. Around about two years ago We were a total shit-show"

[Helmut Shown]

An Irishman from near the Liffy Woke up in the night with a stiffy But he had an infection On the tip of his erection Creating an aura quite whiffy We've lost all our central defenders Sign up the cast of Eastenders

[arsene york-hunt]

"A girl with a leaky old growler, Surprised one cold night by a prowler His stomach did wrench At the Dame Judy Dench He later said ""nothing smelled fouler. An Irishman from near the Liffy Woke up in the night with a stiffy"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young lady from Hotham, Liked exposing her front and back bottom She kept hid her tits That were covered in zits And nobody knew where she got 'em. A girl with a leaky old growler, Surprised one cold night by a prowler"

[arsene york-hunt]

"In the pool practising back stroke One string on her bikini broke, She started to cringe As it exposed her minge, To the delight of a watching bloke There was a young lady from Hotham, Liked exposing her front and back bottom"

[Helmut Shown]

While taking a ball down the frog I saw an old man on his dog Really engrossed walked into a post Thus ending his long dialogue In the pool practising back stroke One string on her bikini broke

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Tits minges, cocks, arse'oles and cum, Words used on these pages by some, You'll be searching in vain For callipygian, A clue - it's related to ""bum"". While taking a ball down the frog I saw an old man on his dog"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Diop got injured this week We appear to be right up shit creek, Will we limp to the final, Making us all anginal, With our stiffs for the glory we seek. Tits minges, cocks, arse'oles and cum, Words used on these pages by some,"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Diop got injured this week We appear to be right up shit creek, Will we limp to the final, Making us all anginal, With our stiffs for the glory we seek. Tits minges, cocks, arse'oles and cum, Words used on these pages by some,"

[Helmut Shown]

"You know that you're really ""dead hard"" When you can't tell real butter from lard They would sit there and boast To liking Cookeen on toast Topped up with a bit of Swiss chard Diop got injured this week We appear to be right up shit creek"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A woman in Ashton-under-Lyme, Asked me if (I) would like a good time When I said that I would She said that I should Go suck on a lemon or lime. You know that you're really ""dead hard"" When you can't tell real butter from lard."

[arsene york-hunt]

"It leaves you without any words You shit, and you look, there's no turds I'd done a phantom log, It's dropped into the bog, Straight down the u-bend, at my bird's. A woman in Ashton-under-Lyme, Asked me if would like a good time"

[Helmut Shown]

"So I'm off to the UK today And no masks are required..hooray Public school cսnt Lying, causing affront Diff'rent since you went away It leaves you without any words You shit, and you look, there's no turds"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

There is an old mill by the stream It's where I first met Nelly Dean I got her spread-eagle But thought it illegal As she was only a sixteen So Im off to the UK today And no masks are required..hooray

[arsene york-hunt]

"Our squad is thinner than ever Buying no one was really not clever, A dealer in furs Asked: ""Why not support spurs* I'd Kill myself first ,fucking NEVER! There is an old mill by the stream It's where I first met Nelly Dean"

[,]

"Now. Covid just won't go away The media need it to stay But I’ve got that all wrong See,I have a sore schlong Makes me post stupid sh*t ev’ry day Our squad is thinner than ever Buying no one was really not clever"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"On the tube on my way in to town, Was a beggar dressed as a clown, Was really quite sinister, Looked like the Prime Minister, Dressed up in his best party gown. Now. Covid just won't go away The media need it to stay"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Was searching for tickets today Now I realise that there is no way I can get to the game, Always the fucking same On live streams at home I will stay On the tube on my way in to town, Was a beggar dressed as a clown,"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

Cresswell missed out in Lyon And we played better with him gone Not sure that's the case He wont lose his place A subject we really shouldn't dwell on Was searching for tickets today Now I realise that there is no way

[Helmut Shown]

I'm told that a volcanic blast Is something that happens quite fast Lava and ash On your head they will crash Nothing mentioned on the weather forecast Cresswell missed out in Lyon And we played better with him gone