New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Helmut Shown]

"I know I am being quite blunt But that Haarland is one ugly cսnt The stories are legion 'bout this pig faced Norwegian But i wouldnt mind him playing up front Most women, it sets them apart When they tell everyone they don't fart"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

It seems the seeds have been sowed Next season we may play at Kenilworth road Their ground is in tatters But I don't' mind the Hatters How many ex-Irons? A boatload I know I am being quite blunt But that Haarland is one ugly cսnt

[cup of tea]

There's only six teams please the media The rest simply make them more greedier but who are the fools Personally I blame you all Season tickets and merch makes you needier It seems the seeds have been sowed Next season we may play at Kenilworth road

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Things looking bleak now for Leeds, Oh dear, my heart fucking bleeds A Big Club you Say? It don't look that way They're not what the Premiership needs. There's only six teams please the media The rest simply make them more greedier"

[arsene york-hunt]

"My god, I hope the Toffees go down And realise that Lampard's a clown A fact we must confront, Your scouser's a cսnt, Let's hope in their own filth they drown. Things looking bleak now for Leeds, Oh dear, my heart fucking bleeds"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"The Levy season is near Tapping up our players, I fear It wouldn't be nice If he went after Rice But Yarmalenko, well, we'd all cheer My god, I hope the Toffees go down And realise that Lampard's a clown"

[Helmut Shown]

"Had a Sherman one afternoon. When my mum walked into the room It was quite a shock I'd lost my wank sock She went out so I could resume The Levy season is near Tapping up our players, I fear"

[arsene york-hunt]

"So last week I thought I’d get fired So I jumped ship and have fucking retired Now compounding my ills I've been hit with big bills, The fates against me are conspiring. Had a Sherman one afternoon. When my mum walked into the room."

[Alwaysaniron]

Its said that Leo Sayer Is a big pink screaming gayer With his weird curly hair He’s oh so debonair And amongst the other pink lads quite a player. So last week I thought I’d get fired So I jumped ship and have fucking retired

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was an old man from Grays Who had very peculiar ways With the tide coming in. He committed no sin, But the tide on the ebb? Ancient ways. It;s said that Leo Sayer, Is a big pink screaming gayer."

[Helmut Shown]

"A man from the Isle of Dogs, Walked around wearing dutch clogs With gay men communing He went importuning When arrested in Hampstead Heath bogs There was an old man from Grays Who had very peculiar ways"

[arsene york-hunt]

"oops The young girl was down on all fours, Expecting attention, back-doors She went quite insane, When a fucking great dane, Sniffed her crotch, then ripped off her drawers. A man from the Isle of Dogs, Walked around wearing dutch clogs."

[arsene york-hunt]

"I'm not sure of points against City I think we will lose, mores the pity, Last weeks score, we'll match it, A win, by a Ratchet. You heard it from me, Walter Mitty. A man from the Isle of Dogs, Walked around wearing dutch clogs."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A young girl wanting some action Featured on Naked Attraction With a mouth like a tunnel, Her clunge a ship's funnel The 6th Fleet was scant satisfaction. The young girl was down on all fours, Expecting attention, back-doors"

[Helmut Shown]

"'m not sure of points against City I think we will lose, mores the pity If we lose, silver lining See Jurgen Klopp whining And the scouser grief? That won’t be pretty! A young girl wanting some action Featured on Naked Attraction"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"Nick Witchell the royal correspondent When i see him it makes me despondent Oh, please don't be sad He's really not bad In fact, he's a very nice gent I'm not sure of points against City I think we will lose, mores the pity"

[Helmut Shown]

It seems we've another day off To celebrate regent or toff I'm fed up with royals Their women should wear coils To lessen the snouts in the trough Nick Witchell the royal correspondent When i see him it makes me despondent

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The neighbours gossip behind closed doors When she walks round the house with no drawers Their unanimous shout Is ""Please let us out!"" We're really devout That's not how you set a table for four It seems we've another day off To celebrate regent or toff"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Leeds have appointed a yank Its not going well to be frank, Though hardly the cream They still beat our team Our football on that day stank. The neighbours gossip behind closed doors When she walks round the house with no drawers"

[Helmut Shown]

The women of the US are betrayed If they put an end to Roe versus Wade They'll suffer the fudges Of Trump's redneck judges The rest of the world is dismayed Leeds have appointed a yank Its not going well to be frank

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"Next up we have the canaries, Will West Ham be away with the fairies But our Nobes has got moves Like a horse with sore hooves Pulling a cart for United Dairies The women of the US are betrayed If they put an end to Roe versus Wade"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"Next up we have the canaries, Will West Ham be away with the fairies But our Nobes has got moves Like a horse with sore hooves Pulling a cart for United Dairies The women of the US are betrayed If they put an end to Roe versus Wade"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Our predictable style of play Allows the thug teams their day, Park the bus and hoofball, With flair, bugger all. Shit teams your nerves, they will fray. Next up we have the canaries, Will West Ham be away with the fairies."

[Helmut Shown]

"Frankfurt's Nuremburg style crowd' Regimented, repetitive loud, Our attack was so lame, We gifted the game Our left back? no right foot endowed Our predictable style of play Allows thug teams their day"

[Alfs]

"Those cunts in yellow, Should take up the cello As when they're on the football pitches They cheat like two timing bitches And they're cunts, yes they are my fellow."