New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Helmut Shown]

An old friend of Rishi Sunak. Liked having gay sex up the back. It’s a public school thing Taking cock up the ring They did say they joined for the Craïc I cannot see why all the fuss ‘Bout Tory harridan Liz Truss

[arsene york-hunt]

"Some subjects we cannot discuss, 'cos some mod will lock them and fuss. Grooming Young Destitutes To become prostitutes, We can't say their religion, not us. An old friend of Rishi Sunak. Liked having gay sex up the back. (See, I can do politics)"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A Norwegian man from Svalbard Had a penis permanently hard. He ruined a Finn By plunging straight in, And asked her to mark his score card. Some subjects we cannot discuss, 'cos some mod will lock them and fuss."

[Helmut Shown]

In the interests of political aims Young victims are denied their claims Make the paedos break rocks Then cut off their cocks And cast them into the flames (Bit extreme but it rhymed) A Norwegian man from Svalbard Had a penis permanently hard

[Mike Oxsaw]

The prime minister we need to renew But the candidature looks like a zoo A silk purse cannot be made From the pig's ears we have displayed And they don't give a fuck about you. In the interests of political aims Young victims are denied their claims

[Helmut Shown]

There was a young man called Roy Worked in Thailand as a ladyboy Haemorrhoids? He got 'em From rough trade on his bottom Now he's seeking a different employ The prime minister we need to renew But the candidature looks like a zoo

[arsene york-hunt]

"A gay young man from Skegness Would saunter around in a dress Got picked up on the front By an old German cսnt, Who told him he was Rudolf Hess. There was a young man called Roy Worked in Thailand as a ladyboy"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Mike Oxsaw 12:39 Sat Jul 9 6,000"

[Helmut Shown]

"Ah! that's is a lot more like it. Poetry about Piss and shit Another digression To faecal obsession But better than Boris, I admit A gay young man from Skegness Would saunter around in a dress"

[arsene york-hunt]

Let's try that again Ah! that's is a lot more like it. Poetry about Piss and shit

[arsene york-hunt]

While sat on a branch of a tree She decided she needed a pee While she was at it She squeezed out a shit Which landed on Shughie McPhee. Ah! that's is a lot more like it. Poetry about shit and piss.

[arsene york-hunt]

(nt)

[Helmut Shown]

"There's not enough posts on this thread, Guess ""faces"" would rather be dead. They’d rather talk shit ‘Bout Boris and Brexit Ignoring high culture instead While sat on a branch of a tree She decided she needed a pee"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A white criminal being deported, Asked Lammy if his case he supported. The response? A quick cough, And then a ""Fuck off!"" ""You should have been too late aborted!"" There's not enough posts on this thread, Guess ""faces"" would rather be dead."

[arsene york-hunt]

"""I think that I'll start a new hobby, And random MPs I will lobby."" Said the internet troll, Who lives on the dole But was then visited by a bobby. A white criminal being deported, Asked Lammy if his case he supported."

[arsene york-hunt]

"""I think that I'll start a new hobby, And random MPs I will lobby."" Said the internet troll, Who lives on the dole But was then visited by a bobby. A white criminal being deported, Asked Lammy if his case he supported."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Our MPs, the truth can't belie, Are the best that money can buy. About thirty bob Will get you some knob, A bit more: a pig that will fly. I think that I'll start a new hobby, And random MPs I will lobby."

[arsene york-hunt]

"The candidates for first round elimination Like mug shots at a police station, I'd like very much To vote screaming Lord Such But sadly, he's had his cremation. Our MPs, the truth can't belie, Are the best that money can buy."

[Helmut Shown]

"So, Starmer gets off with his gig, Along with that putrid-faced pig. While the Tories hunt For another big cսnt Next time i think i'll vote Whig The candidates for first round elimination Like mug shots at a police station"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Expense fiddling MPs abound, All now taking the moral high ground They ain't 'alf got some front, We'll end up with a cսnt As there's no other type to be found. So, Starmer gets off with his gig, Along with that putrid-faced pig."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Now Putin is dancing with glee Boris has gone - He! He! Macron says ""C'est si bon."" But he's not really gone, There'll be more fuck ups, wait and see. Expense fiddling MPs abound, All now taking the moral high ground"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Boris's ministers advise Go! But they're party to his lies. He did take their word, And he's now a flushed turd, Now. How to get shot of the flies? Now Putin is dancing with glee Boris has gone - He! He!"

[Helmut Shown]

"A young lady down on her luck, Offered blokes a discreet Friar Tuck It.might raise eyelids But she.must feed her kids And the government don't give a fuck Boris's ministers advise Go! But they're party to his lies"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Poor Boris - his future is toast, But he'll still have more money that most. Nothing left to do. But a military coup. Well he got brexit done, is his boast. A young lady down on her luck, Offered blokes a discreet Friar Tuck"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A young man from South Vietnam On a sex tour of old Amsterdam, Did, just for a wheeze, Coat his knob in soft cheese, Then wave it about on a tram. Poor Boris - his future is toast, But he'll still have more money that most."