New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[cosmo smallpiece]

She had a big predilection To suck on her boyfriend's erection To be noshing his plums With her voracious gums Was absolute fucking perfection After scoring Chloe whipped off her top Causing millions of eyeballs to pop

[Helmut Shown]

"A reversal of circumcision, Is not the wisest decision. No blood to the end So heaven forfend Gangrene around the incision She had a big predilection To suck on her boyfriend's erection"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A pervert from County Kildare. Did not like one bit, pubic hair. With petrol and match Did burn off the snatch Which left her with fanny quite bare. A reversal of circumcision, Is not the wisest decision."

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man from Dundee Was caught short in need for a pee, But his little jap's eye, Got caught in his fly, He was howling just like a banshee. A pervert from County Kildare. Did not like one bit, pubic hair."

[Helmut Shown]

In Cambridge a young man called hunt Took his young lady on a punt He didn‚Äôt look out As he looked up her clout So Hunt had a three punt shunt There! Didn‚Äôt say cսnt once! There was a young man from Dundee Was caught short in need for a pee

[arsene york-hunt]

"In the team there's still lack of movement I cannot see any improvement, It seems like there's some, Augmenting their income, By acepting far eastern inducement. In Cambridge a young man called hunt Took his young lady on a punt"

[arsene york-hunt]

"In the team there's still lack of movement I cannot see any improvement, It seems like there's some, Augmenting their income, By acepting far eastern inducement. In Cambridge a young man called hunt Took his young lady on a punt"

[Helmut Shown]

"The start of the season bears down, We're fucking around like a clown. a one man attack and there's still no left back A pre season that made us all frown In the team there's still lack of movement I cannot see any improvement"

[Helmut Shown]

"The start of the season bears down, We're fucking around like a clown. a one man attack and there's still no left back A pre season that made us all frown In the team there's still lack of movement I cannot see any improvement"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Some say toe sucking is neat But what if you have athletes feet Then go for the thumb, Or one up the bum. Whatever you do, keep it sweet. The start of the season bears down, We're fucking around like a clown."

[Helmut Shown]

"For years now party politics, Is only a subject for pricks. The usual old bores And media whores All getting their Brexit fix Some say toe sucking is neat But what if you have athletes feet"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Pre-season does not give me hope They play like they're all on the dope, Now Manchester City, Will show us no pity, I read it in my horoscope. For years now party politics, Is only a subject for pricks."

[Mike Oxsaw]

When I see that twat Steve Bruce Projectile vomiting will loose He's a number one fella' Boss of the umbrella And definitely high on the juice. Pre-season does not give me hope They play like they're all on the dope

[Helmut Shown]

"A young lady from Vietnam, Sold ""things"" from the back of a van. Some dildos and love beads For your sexual needs And a sock for your little old man When I see that twat Steve Bruce Projectile vomiting will loose"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Moysie and co hear my plea Go buy a new number 3, No buts or ifs Send Cress. to the stiffs, We'll be better off, wait and see. A young lady from Vietnam, Sold ""things"" from the back of a van."

[Helmut Shown]

"I'm sure that I am not alone Not wanting a fucking smart phone, Without the barcode You're out in the road Might as well fuck off back home Moysie and co hear my plea Go buy a new number 3"

[arsene york-hunt]

"It seems that the order of the day Tax cuts for the rich some might say Toffs and underclasses Sit around on their arses, While us cunts in the middle must pay. I'm sure that I am not alone Not wanting a fucking smart phone,"

[Helmut Shown]

"Mike Oxsaw: A stream of fine passes, Between the split-arses Poetic perfection The wife had her arse in the air, ""For you!"" she said, without a care It took penile strength To slip her a length Without lube in the anal thoroughfare It seems that the order of the day Tax cuts for the rich some might say"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"On the subject of all things vaginal, Our ladies are through to the final. A stream of fine passes, Between the split-arses, Could well have been made by that Lionel. The wife had her arse in the air, ""For you!"" she said, without a care"

[arsene york-hunt]

"When they sign they seem to be able But end up on the treatment table I have always found, That false dawns abound, Whereas keeping it up, we're unable. On the subject of all things vaginal, Our ladies are through to the final."

[Helmut Shown]

A pikey from over Millwall Was shitting beside a brick wall I think that you’ll find That all of their kind Do nothing to us but appall When they sign they seem to be able But end up on the treatment table

[arsene york-hunt]

"I once had a bet with a dog On who would win - a newt or a frog? Of excitement? Bereft, The dog, bored, just left. You can see it all on my new Vlog. A pikey from over Millwall Was shitting beside a brick wall"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"It is said that once Donald Trump Had prostitutes piss on his stump Loves showers of gold, Is what we were told Along with a tarmacking dump. I once had a bet with a dog On who would win - a newt or a frog?"

[Helmut Shown]

I've entered a beauty contest... I think you can all guess the rest I practice my pose In my competition clothes A thong and a dirty string vest It is said that once Donald Trump Had prostitutes piss on his stump

[Mike Oxsaw]

There once was a perverted German In the local church has a sherman A religious twist To one off the wrist And spreading your seeds where you can. I've entered a beauty contest... I think you can all guess the rest.