New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"She decided to go out on the game But a face like a bulldog, such a shame, But some punters were kind, Like those who were blind, Lunatics or those who were BAME. In a khazy in Mogadishu, Had a shit but there was no tissue."

[Helmut Shown]

"Jammy draws against us and Chelsea, Has fueled their half baked fantasy. It must be concluded these cunts are deluded The piss throwing fuckwits can't see She decided to go out on the game But a face like a bulldog, such a shame"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Tottenham on so many fronts Fouling and more dirty stunts I don't know for sure, If I've mentioned before, I can't stand those fucking shitcunts. Jammy draws against us and Chelsea, Has fueled their half baked fantasy."

[Helmut Shown]

"Antonio Conte, the wap, Has been taking lessons from Klopp He smiles when succeeding Lose? Shows no breeding The facade of good manners will drop Tottenham on so many fronts Fouling and more dirty stunts"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I don't like you one little bit. I think you're an obnoxious git, And words more profane I'd say to Harry Kane, A dribbling, cheating fuckwit. Antonio Conte, the wap, Has been taking lessons from Klopp"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Lyonaisse bloke Jean-Michel Aulas Has shown a complete lack of class The guys got some sauce, And French, then of course, Is obviously a total right arse I don't like you one little bit. I think you're an obnoxious git"

[Helmut Shown]

"As windows go, it's long overdue And duff ones we've sure had a few As you wait for the news 'Bout deals that we lose Then say fuckit I'm away for a poo Lyonaisse bloke Jean-Michel Aulas Has shown a complete lack of class"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"From the frogs we purchased Paqueta Like Haller, I hope this one's better. A razor sharp pass, Like the crack of your arse, I'd say this one's bang on the letter. As windows go, it's long overdue And duff ones we've sure had a few"

[Helmut Shown]

"Is it true what people all say, That Brighton supporters are gay As they call out a foul There's a waft of loose bowel Buggery caused backdoor decay From the frogs we purchased Paqueta Like Haller, I hope this one's better"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Let’s talk about John McGinn The lights on but nobody in. His eyes look quite blurred His speaking is slurred. He must have been out on the gin. Is it true what people all say, That Brighton supporters are gay"

[Helmut Shown]

"I want to try Asphyxiophilia, But the hooker said ""Fuck off, I'll kill ya!"" If you pay for an hour Gets a golden shower But I’m afraid we don’t do paraphilia Let’s talk about John McGinn The lights on but nobody in"

[Helmut Shown]

"I want to try Asphyxiophilia, But the hooker said ""Fuck off, I'll kill ya!"" If you pay for an hour Gets a golden shower But I’m afraid we don’t do paraphilia Let’s talk about John McGinn The lights on but nobody in"

[arsene york-hunt]

"They travelled a long way in space And mated with some of our race. And created the jew. In Golden Oldie's view, This site's own resident nutcase I want to try Asphyxiophilia, But the hooker said ""Fuck off, I'll kill ya!"""

[Mike Oxsaw]

On a station quite near to Skegness A young lady lifted her dress At the ticket counter The clerk tried to mount her They went at it like an express They travelled a long way in space And mated with some of our race.

[Helmut Shown]

"Antonio is past his best, It's time he was given a rest Over the bar his shots fly His passing’s awry Like he’s spent all last night on the nest On a station quite near to Skegness A young lady lifted her dress"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Italians, Brazilians or French Expensive way of warming the bench, And when they're at lunch Raw garlic they munch, On their breath a malodorous stench. Antonio is past his best, It's time he was given a rest"

[Helmut Shown]

"I'm not sure I like our 3rd kit. It's orange. like chimpanzee shit The colours are bright But the passing's still shite Perhaps get some glasses to fit Italians, Brazilians or French Expensive way of warming the bench"

[Helmut Shown]

"I'm not sure I like our 3rd kit. It's orange. like chimpanzee shit The colours are bright But the passing's still shite Perhaps get some glasses to fit Italians, Brazilians or French Expensive way of warming the bench"

[Helmut Shown]

"I'm not sure I like our 3rd kit. It's orange. like chimpanzee shit The colours are bright But the passing's still shite Perhaps get some glasses to fit Italians, Brazilians or French Expensive way of warming the bench"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"I think Europa conference play Will get us no points on Sunday. Yeah...fuck this for a lark Just get off the mark, Our season is then under way. I'm not sure I like our 3rd kit. It's orange. like chimpanzee shit."

[Helmut Shown]

The embarrassment that's Russell Brand As a Hammers fan he should be banned The mind of a child That's why he's reviled Perhaps we all should be canned I think Europa conference play Will get us no points on Sunday

[arsene york-hunt]

"There's no one to vote for in sight, And MPs don't care for our plight. No policies bespoke, For an ordinary bloke, Fanatics on both left and right. The embarrassment that's Russell Brand As a Hammers fan he should be banned"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"The entitled pricks running this land They really just don't understand. They're all in for a shock, When shops lose all their stock, While they've got their heads in the sand. There's no one to vote for in sight, And MPs don't care for our plight."

[Helmut Shown]

My flasher mac's seen better days But it left all the birds in a haze. While quite well endowed As my cock stuck out proud The beak said I had a malaise The entitled pricks running this land They really just don't understand

[Mike Oxsaw]

"While walking the banks of the Trent I saw two blokes patently bent Then a bird on a barge Screamed ""Fuck me! That's LARGE!"" ""Much bigger than Essex or Kent!"" My flasher mac's seen better days But it left all the birds in a haze."