New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"The old year's departing, Our board are just farting. In twenty two The football's been poo, A downward course charting. I say this with all due asperity Moyesie must go now with celerity"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Oliver's performance? Pure dung The cսnt must've taken a bung. Of course, it weren't needed, As we went and proceeded To get ourselves stitched up and hung. The old year's departing, Our board are just farting."

[Helmut Shown]

"Arteta, you can take my word. Is an obnoxious fucking turd. Imaginary card Waving so hard What a cսnt, totally absurd Oliver's performance? Pure dung The cսnt must've taken a bung"

[Helmut Shown]

"Arteta, you can take my word. Is an obnoxious fucking turd. Imaginary card Waving so hard What a cսnt, totally absurd Oliver's performance? Pure dung The cսnt must've taken a bung"

[arsene york-hunt]

"How DARE they attack Russian bases? When everyone there's off their faces? These poor Russian cunrts, On all of the fronts, They're not even at the races. Arteta, you can take my word. Is an obnoxious fucking turd."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Moyes playing one man up front The poor sod tries to field a long punt It worked in the past, But didn't long last For Europe we're way off the hunt. How DARE they attack Russian bases? When everyone there's off their faces?"

[Helmut Shown]

"Boxing day we're at Arsenal, Another game getting fuck all And a move Rice considers To the highest of bidders He's just awaiting the call Moyes playing one man up front The poor sod tries to field a long punt"

[arsene york-hunt]

"It is said England captain Harry Kane Does not have a very good brain, He had his big chance But fucked up against France. Just desserts for the injuries he'd feign. Boxing day we're at Arsenal, Another game getting fuck all?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"It is said England captain Harry Kane Does not have a very good brain, He had his big chance But fucked up vagainst France. Just desserts for the injuries he'd feign. Boxing day we're at Arsenal, Another game getting fuck all"

[Helmut Shown]

"A man from the Barbary coast, Likes thick marmalade on his toast But this crashing bore Dropped it on the floor To see which side was uppermost It is said England captain Harry Kane Does not have a very good brain"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The door to Rwanda is open It's not what the lefties were hopin'. A vast lobby exists Claims to be non racist, They don't care that this country's not copin' A man from the Barbary coast, Likes thick marmalade on his toast"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A hat trick to me's not a lot, When two of them are from the spot. And all that's between us, Is just the Malvinas, We've got them and you lot have not. The door to Rwanda is open It's not what the lefties were hopin'."

[arsene york-hunt]

"To the Tories we give our thanks Without them there would be no food banks But party politics, They say is for pricks I'd sooner watch porn and have wanks. A hat trick to me's not a lot, When two of them are from the spot."

[Helmut Shown]

A man visiting Amsterdam Was arrested riding a tram he was followed from Lidl They suspected a fiddle In his pocket was a joint of ham To the Tories we give our thanks Without them there would be no food banks

[Helmut Shown]

A man visiting Amsterdam Was arrested riding a tram he was followed from Lidl They suspected a fiddle In his pocket was a joint of ham To the Tories we give our thanks Without them there would be no food banks

[Helmut Shown]

A man visiting Amsterdam Was arrested riding a tram he was followed from Lidl They suspected a fiddle In his pocket was a joint of ham To the Tories we give our thanks Without them there would be no food banks

[arsene york-hunt]

"A man who needed a poo Thought he’d fart but then followed through Of the unformed dregs Trickling down his legs, Some ended up in his shoe. A man visiting Amsterdam Was arrested riding a tram."

[Helmut Shown]

"A pretty young girl from Malmo, To work in a brothel did go. For those on the hunt For a very tight cսnt Were the ones who earned her the dough A man who needed a poo Thought he‚Äôd fart but then followed through"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A monster arose from the deep: Some sailors had roused it from sleep. T'was Dawn Butler I fear, Wearing her scuba gear She came up in a blubbery heap. A pretty young girl from Malmo, To work in a brorhel did go."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A rapist transitioned they say. So they sent him to Holloway What he saw in his cell Made him feel quite unwell, So now he identifies: Gay. A monster arose from the deep: Some sailors had roused it from sleep."

[arsene york-hunt]

A rapist transitioned they say. So they sent him to Holloway.

[arsene york-hunt]

"It's never a good outcome Telling her she has a big bum Unless they're african, Where the average man Likes them very large and then some. A rapist transitioned they say. So they was sent him to Holloway."

[Helmut Shown]

"Has there ever been anything bigger, Than the word ""Ladyboy"" as a trigger? Their innate prejudices When the ""ladies"" blow kisses They attack their keyboards with vigour It's never a good outcome Telling her she has a big bum"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"An activist from Sasquehanna, At a demo he held banner. Claiming ""joyo is great!"" ""He's my best ever mate"" ""If he wants he can fuck my old nana."" Has there ever been anything bigger, Than the word ""Ladyboy"" as a trigger?"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"An activist from Sasquehanna, At a demo he held banner. Claiming ""joyo is great!"" ""He's my best ever mate"" ""If he wants he can fuck my old nana."" Has there ever been anything bigger, Than the word ""Ladyboy"" as a trigger?"