New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"A girl I once knew called Maxie Invited strange cocks up her jacksie, She didn't mind where, On the bed, or a chair, Down the pub, or in her Dad's taxi. In that taxi I went for a trip, And the greedy cսnt asked for a tip.m"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

Playing Bach's Cello suite in B minor The punters could see her vagina The silly old bimbo Had her legs all akimbo But it made her playing much finer A girl I once knew called Maxie Invited strange cocks up her jacksie

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"After Brighton, what more can be said, Moyes’ credibilty’s now in the red If we lose to the Villa That'll sure be the killer I think I'll put a gun to my head A girl I once knew called Maxie Invited strange cocks up her jacksie"

[arsene york-hunt]

"After Brighton, what more can be said, Moyes’ credibilty’s now in the red To sack him Sully can't It'll be like with Grant. So fans are fucked over instead. Playing Bach's Cello suite in B minor The punters could see her vagina."

[Helmut Shown]

"Next up we have Aston Villa Will defeat be the final Killer An effort immense From our leaky defence With the speed of a caterpillar After Brighton, what more can be said, Moyes’ credibilty’s now in the red"

[Helmut Shown]

"Next up we have Aston Villa Will defeat be the final Killer An effort immense From our leaky defence With the speed of a caterpillar After Brighton, what more can be said, Moyes’ credibilty’s now in the red"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I had a quick gander At hotels in Rwanda. I need lots of dough, On bribes to go, And Dorises from Uganda. Next up we have Aston Villa Will defeat be the final Killer"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"At the last match I heard quite clear '""Does your boyfriend know you're here?"" ""He does - I must say,"" ""And not one of of gay"" ""I think that's what's called a bum steer"". I had a quick gander At hotels in Rwanda."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"An old man I know called Cliffy Could never quite get a stiffy But don't be forlorn When he sat watching porn It made him come in a jiffy At the last match I heard quite clear '""Does your boyfriend know you're here?"""

[arsene york-hunt]

"Whilst blowing on an old didgeridoo I inhaled and got a gob full of poo It had nuts and sweetcorn, It gave me the horn, Then my copraphilia grew. An old man I know called Cliffy Could never quite get a stiffy"

[cup of tea]

A MILF from quite near Milton Keynes Had a hole in the crotch of her jeans Although good for pissing The sound made was hissing Whilst flicking her old crusty bean Whilst blowing on an old didgeridoo I inhaled and got a gob full of poo

[arsene york-hunt]

"Moysie has got a brass neck He’s still there the team’s on the deck, No matter the game The tactics the same Going for a big severance cheque? A MILF from quite near Milton Keynes Had a hole in the crotch of her jeans"

[Helmut Shown]

"Now Covid is back in the news, The politics give me the blues. On so many fronts The Tories are cunts They can stick their advice up their flues Moysie has got a brass neck He’s still there the team’s on the deck"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"While everyone else gets the sack, For more, Moyes keeps on coming back. He knows he is safe, 'Cos Sully has faith, He'll stop the team playing like cack. Now Covid is back in the news, The politics give me the blues."

[arsene york-hunt]

"She visited the Dalai Lama Hoping to improve her karma, Absolution for sins And a few West Ham wins He told her fuck off! What a charmer. While everyone else gets the sack, For more, Moyes keeps on coming back."

[Boycie]

There was a young man called Still When he managed a game his club paid a bill He said he’d come to West Ham We said yes you can Come on you irons sign Will

[Boycie]

There was a young man called Still When he managed a game his club paid a bill He said he’d come to West Ham We said yes you can Come on you irons sign Will

[Helmut Shown]

"A poster on here - a real face, Said something that was out of place. Prejudices may abound On this site i have found They hate everyone, no matter what race. She visited the Dalai Lama Hoping to improve her karma"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A young man from near Chittagong, Did something that was very wrong. He silently farted, In a lift, then departed, And left there a very bad pong. A poster on here - a real face, Said something that was out of place."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Williamson the Tory berk Thinks only him does any work, He siad teachers are lazy, And some think that crazy, But their long holidays are a perk. A young man from near Chittagong, Did something that was very wrong."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Williamson the Tory berk Thinks only him does any work, He siad teachers are lazy, And some think that crazy, But their long holidays are a perk. A young man from near Chittagong, Did something that was very wrong."

[Helmut Shown]

Declan Rice for England chose to play A malignant cսnt now has his say. Its not very nice He's wants to lower the price Cos those northern cunts don't want to pay Williamson the Tory berk Thinks only him does any work

[arsene york-hunt]

"Their coverage always causes rancour ITV and that Roy Keane wanker, A psychopathic thug And a bit of a mug, The man is a festering canker. Declan Rice for England chose to play A malignant cսnt's now has his say."

[Helmut Shown]

"Tonight I've got steak for my tea, With mushrooms & chips - lucky me! But West Ham in the cup Made me want to throw it up Capitulation I don't want to see Their coverage always causes rancour ITV and that Roy Keane wanker"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A plane was ready to take a, Criminal back to Jamaica The Lillies said ""No!"" ""It just cannot go!"" ""So what if he is a life taker!"" Tonight I've got steak for my tea, With mushrooms & chips - lucky me!"