New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"Aside from us never scoring Moyes' brand of football is boring, Play the stuff that we need Only when we concede, Our fans aren't exactly adoring. An old peasant from Equador, Saved for months to with a whore"

[Helmut Shown]

"While listening to Bossa Nova, She'd take punters in her Land Rover They'd tremble with fear As she eyed up their rear And nonchalantly said ""bend over"" Aside from us never scoring Moyes' brand of football is boring"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A girl from deepest Brazil Had a very peculiar skill Up your arse she would go, With a massive dildo Modified to fit her cordless drill. While listening to Bossa Nova, She'd take punters in her Land Rover"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"I thought ""A political rhyme"". But filth's better every time Arse, spunk and fucking cսnt, tits and sucking Anything else is a crime A girl from deepest Brazil Had a very peculiar skill"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There are certainly no if, ands, or buts The Tories have the Beeb by the nuts, Or not it would seem, When the woke mob scream, The DG it seems, hasn't the guts. I thought ""A political rhyme"". But filth's better every time."

[Helmut Shown]

"Gary Lineker, that odious bore Decided to evoke Godwin's law Their reasoning's not hard They play the race card For the election in 2024 There are certainly no if, ands, or buts The Tories have the Beeb by the nuts"

[arsene york-hunt]

"As a kid all our games were benign Like let's see yours and I'll show mine When playing with chums, Sticking fingers up bums Was definitely crossing the line. The most ridiculous type of human Is the southerner Man United fan. From Guildford or Wapping The morons need topping, Cockney reds? They're cunts to a man. Gary Lineker, that odious bore Decided to evoke Godwin's law"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

As a kid all our games were benign Like let's see yours and I'll show mine

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

Jon thanks for that well constructed addition to the thread

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

Jon thanks for that well constructed addition to the thread

[JonWHUFC]

There was an Irishman who Man U thought was worth a punt They made him captain and he led from the front Now he‚Äôs retired he‚Äôs behind the tv cam Spends a lot of his time slagging off West Ham The thick moody sour pussed cսnt

[Helmut Shown]

"We need forced sterilisation Of the homeless and illegal migration They give us the big sob story But become a subsidised Tory The way Rishi rose above his station These ""immigrants are welcome"" arses Are demonising the working classes In their upper class ghetto Nobody from Soweto As they look out through opera glasses The most ridiculous type of human Is the southerner Man United fan"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Sorry, fucked that one up. Not going to redo."

[arsene york-hunt]

"We need forced sterilisation Of the homeless and illegal migration And single mums who, Live off me and you, And fans of sp*rs, ""Pool"" and ""United"". These ""immigrants are welcome"" arses, Are demonising the working classes"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Two great goals, but, were they freaks? 'Gainst a bunch of Bubble and Squeaks. A stroll in the park? You're having a lark Attack! No more hide & seeks. We need forced sterilisation Of the homeless and illegal migration"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Even against a pub team They're walking around in a dream, Can't control the ball Attacks come to fuck all, Difficult to guess Moyse's scheme Two great goals, but, were they freaks? 'Gainst a bunch of Bubble and Squeaks"

[Helmut Shown]

An old gay man from South Ken Had a fetish for retarded men His rampant skullduggery Committing buggery Earned him two years in the pen Even against a pub team They're walking around in a dream

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"When walking the North Yorkshire moors, She'd forgot she had on no drawers. The wind blew up her snatch And ruffled her thatch A very bad idea for outdoors An old gay man from South Ken Had a fetish for retarded men"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A fat old tart from Belize Had bad carpet burns on her knees She'd take out your knob Give you a blow job, After doing a third rate stiptease. When walking the North Yorkshire moors, She'd forgot she had on no drawers."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

Trash for the masses you see When you watch ITV I feel really sorry For those that like Corrie Its BBC 4 for me A fat old tart from Belize Had bad carpet burns on her knees

[Helmut Shown]

This thread is a welcome diversion For reading of filth and perversion Subjects are familiar Pederasty and paedophilia If it rhymes it don't cause aversion Trash for the masses you see When you watch ITV

[Helmut Shown]

This thread is a welcome diversion For reading of filth and perversion Subjects are familiar Pederasty and paedophilia If it rhymes it don't cause aversion Trash for the masses you see When you watch ITV

[Mike Oxsaw]

"This thread is a welcome diversion For reading of filth and perversion. No ""Cunts"", ""Fucks"" & ""Shits"", Or ""Show us your tits!"" It's much like a Quaker's excursion. The ladyboy gave a big sneeze And out popped a lump of knob-chese."

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was an old man from Trieste Got shit on the tail of his vest, There was no bum roll So could not wipe his hole, In a bidet he now will invest. This thread is a welcome diversion For reading of filth and pervrsion"

[Helmut Shown]

"In that taxi I went for a trip, And the greedy cսnt asked for a tip The silly little man (a Tottenham fan) Continued to give me gyp There was an old man from Trieste Got shit on the tail of his vest"