New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Pee Wee]

Rich Arabs to take over West Ham? Is this story just a load of spam? It's what negotiators do but even if true One meeting with Sully they'll scram They're searching for the body of Maddie and questioning a big German baddie (this better go where i want it too)

[arsene york-hunt]

"Those Ultras were most unawares Of our lads on the top of the stairs A fat bloke you see We'll call Not-Knollsy, Put some of the cunts in wheelchairs. Rich Arabs to take over West Ham? Is this story just a load of spam?"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

Moyes and his coaching crew Have the foresight of Mr Magoo That idiot Nolan With his head up his colon They've all got us into this poo Those Ultras were most unawares Of our lads on the top of the stairs

[Helmut Shown]

"Harris, and Glitter both perverts, In the UK they get their desserts. But Jimmy Savile Before turning to landfill Got away with hands up girls skirts Moyes and his coaching crew Have the foresight of Mr Magoo"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Rolf Harris has bitten the dust and so ends his perverted lust, His life is now through, No more didgeridoo, He evoked general disgust. Harris, and Glitter both perverts, In the UK they get their desserts."

[Pee Wee]

What's the masterstroke that will enable For a meteoric rise up the table At the player awards We windmill with swords Thus the other teams we would disable Rolf Harris has bitten the dust and so ends his perverted lust

[Helmut Shown]

Whilst thinking of death when quite pissed I wondered if I'd ever be missed My family'd remember me Watching Moyesball on tv Saying grrr and shaking my fist What's the masterstroke that will enable For a meteoric rise up the table

[Alwaysaniron]

Whilst thinking of death when quite pissed I wondered if I'd ever be missed

[Alwaysaniron]

"A man on a speed dating night Was still on his own at first light His heart fairly sank, but plan B was a wank so for him it ended up just alright!"

[Pee Wee]

There once was a pervert from Crete Caught sniffing a young man's bike seat If you think that's perverse It gets so much worse He pays for a blue tick to Tweet A man on a speed dating night Was still on his own at first light

[arsene york-hunt]

"Three teams remain up shit creek Will Everton be crying next week? Let's hope the scum slip, To the Championship, But the other two's chances look bleak. There once was a pervert from Crete Caught sniffing a young man's bike seat"

[Helmut Shown]

"The news recently has been quiet Would be nice for a earthquake, or riot Nothing I fear For the Tories on here Fed on their Daily Mail diet Three teams remain up shit creek Will Everton be crying next week?"

[Pee Wee]

"So, Braverman got done for speeding, And tried to pull rank's what I'm reading. I think I detect That she craves our respect With racists I guess she's succeeding The news recently has been quiet Would be nice for a earthquake, or riot"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Did we consign dirty Leeds to the pit Serves 'em right, their manager is shit. Now...here's the rub, They WERE a big club, When we were young - and that's about it. So, Braverman got done for speeding, And tried to pull rank's what I'm reading."

[Helmut Shown]

"As the fourbys slide down the table, Mourinho has shown he's still able. You'd have to be dumb to work for the bum Big six team? A fable Did we consign dirty Leeds to the pit Serves 'em right, their manager is shit"

[Helmut Shown]

"As the fourbys slide down the table, Mourinho has shown he's still able. You'd have to be dumb to work for the bum Big six team? A fable Did we consign dirty Leeds to the pit Serves 'em right, their manager is shit"

[Helmut Shown]

"As the fourbys slide down the table, Mourinho has shown he's still able. You'd have to be dumb to work for the bum Big six team? A fable Did we consign dirty Leeds to the pit Serves 'em right, their manager is shit"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Levy’s pondering a new boss Hope this one is not worth a toss Levy's a just a berk No top man will work At a deluded club, a dead loss. As the fourbys slide down the table, Mourinho has shown he's still able."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Levy’s pondering a new boss Hope this one is not worth a toss Levy's a just a berk No top man will work At a deluded club, a dead loss. As the fourbys slide down the table, Mourinho has shown he's still able."

[Helmut Shown]

Those Dutch fans are worse than the Yids Attacking the wags and the kids These clog wearing dicks Bad loser pricks I’d say more but decency forbids Levy’s pondering a new boss Hope this one is not worth a toss

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"While walking the white cliffs of Dover, A pervert forced me to bend over. His cock he plunged far Right up my brown star Saying there's a good boy Rover Those Dutch fans are worse than the Yids Attacking the wags and the kids"

[arsene york-hunt]

"French have suave place names like Bordeaux While we have one like Fingringhoe, In Bordeaux a chap, Got a dose of the clap, Off a sexy Moroccan hoe While walking the white cliffs of Dover, A pervert forced me to bend over."

[Pee Wee]

I just watched a film with The Rock So tell me this blokes’ not a cock As your brain seems unfillable I'll use words of one syllable Rocks not a cock he's a Jock French have suave place names like Bordeaux While we have one like Fingringhoe

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"A top sculptor, each year during lent Makes statues with his own excrement His carving of stool I considered quite cool So I bought one, money well-spent I just watched a film with The Rock So tell me this blokes’ not a cock"

[arsene york-hunt]

"If we’re lucky to get a takeover bid Then we can dream of playing Madrid But finances are light With an owner too tight For Moyes a dud coach, to get rid. A top sculptor, each year during lent Makes statues with his own excrement"