New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Helmut Shown]

"Four days till we learn our fate And end up in an extreme state. To lose is a sin But could be win/win If Moyes goes, that would be great The referees are a fucking disgrace I wonder how they can show their face"

[Helmut Shown]

"Four days till we learn our fate And end up in an extreme state. To lose is a sin But could be win/win If Moyes goes, that would be great The referees are a fucking disgrace I wonder how they can show their face"

[Helmut Shown]

"Four days till we learn our fate And end up in an extreme state. To lose is a sin But could be win/win If Moyes goes, that would be great The referees are a fucking disgrace I wonder how they can show their face"

[Mike Oxsaw]

In Bournemouth the beaches are great Until is washes up your dead mate A couple of paedos In undersized speedos Is something I may speculate Four days till we learn our fate And end up in an extreme state.

[Dandy Lyon]

"As we await the annual review Will Moyes get the sack, Nolan too? Despite the intrigue Of the conference league The rest of the seasons been poo In Bournemouth the beaches are great Until is washes up your dead mate"

[Helmut Shown]

"It’s said that bloke Harvey Proctor Once went to see the pox Doctor. She examined his dick And was physically sick Such depravity really shocked her As we await the annual review Will Moyes get the sack, Nolan too?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"That bloke from the Arsenal blog Has a face like the bum of a dog And, not too surprising, He loves gourmandising After him you can't go in the bog. It's said that bloke Harvey Proctor Once went to see the pox Doctor."

[Helmut Shown]

"I've been told at banquets and hunts, That tottenham fans are all cunts As many have concluded The cunts are deluded And fuckwits on so many fronts That bloke from the Arsenal blog Has a face like the bum of a dog"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Another loss for the dull football tactic Gutted Roma and Jose you spastic? He makes some irate But his record is great Though the football is far from fantastic. I've been told at banquets and hunts, That tottenham fans are all cunts"

[Pee Wee]

"Stockholm's dead posh, don't you know? It's somewhere we all should once go. First impressions you'll hate but those feelings abate so says the eponymous syndrome Another loss for the dull football tactic Gutted Roma and Jose you spastic?"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"3 limps? Was it Jake the fucking Peg? I once knew a bloke with a limp, Who worked in Soho as a pimp. He'd show you his hookers, But none were good lookers And the one on the left was a chimp. Stockholm's dead posh, don't you know? It's somewhere we all should once go."

[arsene york-hunt]

A limp

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A limp

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A limp

[arsene york-hunt]

"Greg Wallace the greengrocer, I've heard Supports fucking Millwall, the turd, Snowflakes have protested Of his job he's divested. For being a cսnt it's averred. I once knew a bloke with limp, Who worked in Soho as a pimp."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Greg Wallace the greengrocer, I've heard Supports fucking Millwall, the turd, Snowflakes have protested Of his job he's divested. For being a big cսnt it's averred. I once knew a bloke with limp, Who worked in Soho as a pimp."

[Helmut Shown]

"Now. Just down the road over there There lives a young maiden so fair I hear though she's fitter She takes it up the shitter Go over and ask if you dare Greg Wallace the greengrocer, I've heard Supports fucking Millwall, the turd"

[Helmut Shown]

"Now. Just down the road over there There lives a young maiden so fair I hear though she's fitter She takes it up the shitter Go over and ask if you dare Greg Wallace the greengrocer, I've heard Supports fucking Millwall, the turd"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"An old man from Stepney Green Was arrested for being obscene But the cast of East Enders Are all screaming BENDERS Defining the term ""Drama Queen"". Now. Just down the road over there There lives a young maiden so fair"

[Helmut Shown]

Vote? I won't go out of the door Civil servants fuck what you vote for. But the Tories know Bankers hold the status quo And will always fuck over the poor An old man from Stepney Green Was arrested for being obscene

[arsene york-hunt]

"Tax cuts for the rich is their aim We're deep in the shit, they're to blame, It was ever thus, But before you cuss, The choice is just more of the same, Vote? I won't go out of the door Civil servants fuck what you vote for."

[Helmut Shown]

"Some idiot will ruin the test With his smoke bombs and orange vest 'gainst the ball sanding cheats They'll rise from their seats Lets hope it gets Steve Smith stressed Tax cuts for the rich is their aim We're deep in the shit, they're to blame"

[eswing hammer]

"Their eyes met across the pub bar He said ""Do you fancy a jar?"" The lad looked well hung And phillip does like them young So they left in his new jaguar Some idoit will ruin the test With his smoke bombs and orange vest"

[eswing hammer]

"Their eyes met across the pub bar He said ""Do you fancy a jar?"" The lad looked well hung And phillip does like them young So they left in his new jaguar Some idoit will ruin the test With his smoke bombs and orange vest"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A young man from near Chittagong, His approach to ladies was wrong. ""D'ya fancy a fuck?"" Just brought him no luck So he walked about waving his dong. Their eyes met across the pub bar He said ""Do you fancy a jar?"""