New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"Sorry but my brain is on fire At the thought of us acquiring Maguire, At the Mancs they say, Decisions go his way, He's not someone who will inspire. There was a young man from near Diss Tried to fart while having a piss"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Sorry but my brain is on fire At the thought of us acquiring Maguire, At the Mancs they say, Decisions go his way, He's not someone who will inspire. There was a young man from near Diss Tried to fart while having a piss"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Sorry but my brain is on fire At the thought of us acquiring Maguire,"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Sorry but my brain is on fire At the thought of us acquiring Maguire,"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"Next up, we have the four-be-twos, Do we give a fuck, win or lose? It's as important to me As ever, you see I just hate to lose to those Jews Sorry but my brain is on fire At the thought of us acquiring Maguire"

[arsene york-hunt]

"While hiking the Mull of Kintyre I caught my balls on barbed wire. 'Twas to be my bane A sharp burning pain, I thought that my pants had caught fire. Next up, we have the four-be-twos, Do we give a fuck, win or lose?"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"A brash young girl from Newquay Would use a men's urinal to pee The piss from her cսnt Came out of the front That was the reason, you see While hiking the Mull of Kintyre I caught my balls on barbed wire"

[Helmut Shown]

There was a bloke from Highgate Hill Was nicked in the bogs by the Bill In Jack Straw's Castle He was fondling an arsehole My God! If looks could kill A brash young girl from Newquay Would use a men's urinal to pee

[arsene york-hunt]

"A young girl went out for the night By 8 she's as high as a kite, A kind Welshman Taff, Took her back to his gaff, She woke soaked in vomit and shite. There was a bloke from Highgate Hill. Was nicked in the bogs by the Bill"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A fishmonger's daughter from Rhyl The smell of her fanny would kill The straight, trans and gay From eight miles away Beyond that, it just made you ill A young girl went out for the night By 8 she's as high as a kite"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"A fat old tart from Redcar Picked up a young man in a bar As she undid his zipper The startled young nipper Said, ""Careful, I've never been this far A fishmonger's daughter from Rhyl The smell of her fanny would kill"

[Helmut Shown]

"A bloke I know called Hindu Stan, Was arrested touching up a man. The stench that would linger Caused by shit on his finger He said it was part of his tan A fat old tart from Redcar Picked up a young man in a bar"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Now Huw has come out, what is next? A vicar and obnoxious text? At the top of the tree, Of the woke BBC, No wonder the luvvies are vexed. A bloke I know called Hindu Stan, Was arrested touching up a man."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Now Huw has come out, what is next? A vicar and obnoxious text? At the top of the tree, Of the woke BBC, No wonder the luvvies are vexed. A bloke I know called Hindu Stan, Was arrested touching up a man."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"When in Thiruvananthapuram, A sex tourist was caught on cam. Right next to a tree, With a girl, roughly three A real man - he don't give a damn. Now Huw has come out, what is next? A vicar and obnoxious text?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"As he waits for the Arsenal dosh Our Sully is under the cosh Wearing all sorts of tat, Like his silly fur hat, I'm sure that he thinks he is posh. When in Thiruvananthapuram, A sex tourist was caught on cam."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"I'm sitting here wondering when, A sequel to Barbie and Ken To placate the wokes It’ll be just two blokes Be prepared for Harry and Ben As he waits for the Arsenal dosh Our Sully is under the cosh"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Another footballing shocker Dele Alli has gone off his rocker From that, one concurs He's a good fit at Spurs. Should have taken up bowls and not soccer I'm sitting here wondering when, A sequel to Barbie and Ken"

[Helmut Shown]

"At a glory hole, a tart from Cannes Recognised the stiff cock as her man's She went into shock As she pulled on his cock And found that she'd pulled OFF his glans Another footballing shocker Dele Alli has gone off his rocker"

[Helmut Shown]

"At a glory hole, a tart from Cannes Recognised the stiff cock as her man's She went into shock As she pulled on his cock And found that she'd pulled of his glans Another footballing shocker Dele Alli has gone off his rocker"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The Arse lawyers won’t let them sign Is it time to draw the line? The dithering fools Are making up new rule, Another year here would be fine. At a glory hole, a tart from Cannes Recognised the stiff cock as her man's"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The Arse lawyers won’t let them sign Is it time to draw the line? The dithering fools Are making up new rule, Another year here would be fine. At a glory hole, a tart from Cannes Recognised the stiff cock as her man's"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The Arse lawyers won’t let them sign Is it time to draw the line? The dithering fools Are making up new rule, Another year here would be fine. At a glory hole, a tart from Cannes Recognised the stiff cock as her man's"

[Helmut Shown]

"To the Arsenal? Must be insane, He'll end up just like Harry Kane, I‚Äôm sure he could do better Than that cսnt Arteta Pity! Our loss, their gain. The Arse lawyers won‚Äôt let them sign Is it time to draw the line?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"When other teams begin to prepare Non league friendlies? I despair, Will we next win or lose, Against the four-be-twos? It's pre-season, I don't fucking care. To the Arsenal? Must be insane, He'll end up just like Harry Kane, ,"