New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"Whilst walking around Luton Hoo, I didn't know just what to do. Then I met a hooker A really good looker, And shoved my old chap up her flue. There was a young girl from Bangkok, Who kept her small change in a sock"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"He took home a drunken old tart When prising her legs apart Revealing a chasm, Which triggered a spasm. She let off a fucking great fart. Whilst walking around Luton Hoo, I didn't know just what to do."

[Helmut Shown]

"A Scotsman down from the Orkneys, Contracted a social disease. As you sow, so shall you reap He'd been screwing some sheep Now his knob is leaking blue cheese He took home a drunken old tart When prising her legs apart"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Our players don't want to play Shit football driving them away, Sod this Moyes shit, I'm fed up with it, Let's have more filthy rhymes I say. A Scotsman down from the Orkneys, Contracted a social disease."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Our players don't want to play Shit football driving them away, Sod this Moyes shit, I'm fed up with it, Let's have more filthy rhymes I say. A Scotsman down from the Orkneys, Contracted a social disease."

[Helmut Shown]

"There once was a old thieving scouse, Domestically abused his spouse. The judge wasn't blind He was used to his kind The bin dipping lowlife shithouse Our players don't want to play Shit football driving them away"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The way that Moyes wants to play Is driving good players away, Now Lucas Paqueta, Thinks life would be better, Bench warming at City they say. There once was a old thieving scouse, Domestically abused his spouse."

[Helmut Shown]

"A British backpacker called Jack, Shagged an abbo* in the outback Indigenous you could tell By the godawful smell And the ManU shirt on his back The way that Moyes wants to play Is driving good players away"

[arsene york-hunt]

"""Camels were designed by committee"" Is that why our window's so shitty, Our business is dire, Now fucking McGuire And best player's gone, more's the pity. A British backpacker called Jack, Shagged an abbo* in the outback *Indigenous Australian wouldn't scan"

[Helmut Shown]

"There once was a player called McGuire Who made Irons fans perspire Turns slower than a tanker This slab headed wanker The subject of Moyes' desire ""Camels were designed by commitee"" Is that why our window's so shitty"

[Moncurs Putting Iron]

SORRY There once was a player called MacQuire Who made Irons fans Perspire

[Moncurs Putting Iron]

"There was a young man from Montrose Gets a stiffy whenever it snows his wife moved to Spain, Which was initially a pain So he now lives with Eskimoos"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Lauren James has shamed her mother As big a cսnt as her brother, In the changing room, A bull dyke with whom She was having a bit of the other. There was a young man from Montrose Gets a stiffy whenever it snows"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Lauren James has shamed her mother As big a cսnt as her brother, In the changing room, A bull dyke with whom She was having a bit of the other. There was a young man from Montrose Gets a stiffy whenever it snows"

[Helmut Shown]

"I know you've logged onto this thread, To see what the limericks said. Looking for insight You‚Äôll see nowt but shite You might as well fuck off to bed Lauren James has shamed her mother As big a cսnt as her brother"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A man from the Mountains of Morne, Woke up in the night with the horn. Quick trip to Mordor For a two-dollar whore, Then after that, Bilbo was born. I know you've logged onto this thread, To see what the limericks said."

[arsene york-hunt]

"When you look at Mikel Arteta His behaviour doesn't get any better. His conduct's an affront, He's an odious cսnt, His Dad should have used a french letter. A man from the Mountains of Morne, Woke up in the night with the horn"

[Helmut Shown]

No matter what Ukraine will try. The Kremlin's response is to lie If you're Russian persuasion It ain't an invasion And Putin's a really nice guy When you look at Mikel Arteta His behaviour doesn't get any better

[arsene york-hunt]

"Ah! Voyager is back on the air, So little green men best beware, Someone can check, But I don't watch Star Trek, Since Jean Luc's time, I just don't care. No matter what Ukraine will try. The Kremlin's response is to lie"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"We're going for Harry McGuire, Another log on our funeral pyre He's the speed of a sloth We should tell him ""Fuck off!"" He's surely not what we desire. Ah! Voyager is back on the air, So little green men best beware,"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Please show Moysie the door His football's a total bore By playing Moyesball, We will win fuck all, Just watching it now is a chore, We're going for Harry McGuire, Another log on our funeral pyre"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Please show Moysie the door His football's a total bore By playing Moyesball, We will win fuck all, Just watching it now is a chore, We're going for Harry McGuire, Another log on our funeral pyre"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Please show Moysie the door His football's a total bore By playing Moyesball, We will win fuck all, Just watching it now, a chore, We're going for that cսnt McGuire, Another log on our funeral pyre"

[Helmut Shown]

A perverted bloke from Shoreditch Tried shagging an Alsatian bitch A canine blow job Meant a bite on his knob Reattached with a cable stitch Please show Moysie the door His football's a total bore

[arsene york-hunt]

"I find their approach very strange As incoming transfers they arrange, There's no buts or ifs, We'll end up with stiffs, Either that or some shit part exchange. A perverted bloke from Shoreditch Tried shagging an Alsatian bitch"