New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Next up there are a bunch of bubbles, At their place they exposed our troubles. Now. Don't cause a fuss, Moyes parks a good bus Which often turn up in their doubles. There once was a tramp in Kilkenny Who went by the name of Fat Benny"

[northbanker]

"Despite this site having new hosting, There's very few people now posting. Moyes out, Politics All these stalker pricks, And these cunts who are always boasting. Next up there are a bunch of bubbles, At their place they exposed our troubles"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"For efficiency a pimp told his whores To go out without any drawers And when in a bar Just leave off your bra Ignore any decency laws. Despite this site having new hosting, There's very few people now posting."

[Helmut Shown]

I once went for tea at the Vicar's Had a cup of tea and a Snickers But as custom dictates We had After Eights Washed down with some very rough liquors * *thought i was going to say knickers eh? For efficiency a pimp told his whores To go out without any drawers

[arsene york-hunt]

*And

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man from Deal In a tube train, he copped a feel, Ans so double quick, He was marched down the nick, He looked a bit like Ian Beale. I once went for tea at the Vicar's Had a cup of tea and a Snickers"

[Helmut Shown]

"My astonishment here never ends, Lots of adult males really like Friends When canned laughter is muted The humour’s refuted For discerning folk belief it transcends There was a young man from Deal In a tube train, he copped a feel"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was an old man from East Cheam Had a very peculiar dream, He was under arrest, Stripped down to his vest, For setting up a Ponzi scheme. My astonishment here never ends, Lots of adult males really like Friends"

[Helmut Shown]

A girl I once had in the sack Adored to be fucked from the back Now I’ve seen her on Twitter she takes it up the shitter Enlarging the hole in her crack There was an old man from East Cheam Had a very peculiar dream

[Helmut Shown]

A girl I once had in the sack Adored to be fucked from the back Now I’ve seen her on Twitter she takes it up the shitter Enlarging the hole in her crack There was an old man from East Cheam Had a very peculiar dream

[Helmut Shown]

A girl I once had in the sack Adored to be fucked from the back Now I’ve seen her on Twitter she takes it up the shitter Enlarging the hole in her crack There was an old man from East Cheam Had a very peculiar dream

[Helmut Shown]

A girl I once had in the sack Adored to be fucked from the back Now I’ve seen her on Twitter she takes it up the shitter Enlarging the hole in her crack There was an old man from East Cheam Had a very peculiar dream

[Mike Oxsaw]

"While walking about in Luxor, Met a hijab wearing young whore. Beneath it she's nude And I am no prude - She showed me and I just went ""CORRRRRR!"". A girl I once had in the sack Adored to be fucked from the back"

[arsene york-hunt]

"With Moyesball we sit back and cower We can't beat that Brentford shower, Coming out of defence, Can't keep the ball, hence, We're defending for over an hour. While walking about in Luxor, Met a hijab wearing young whore."

[Helmut Shown]

The table? We're slipping down fast Our cup win so far in the past. This boring cսnt Moyes Just won't use the boys No wonder we all feel downcast With Moyesball we sit back and cower We can't beat that Brentford shower

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Today we were done just like kippers Oh why doesn't Moyes use the nippers? ""My arse they won't kiss,"" He said with a hiss ""I can't even undo their zippers"". The table? We're slipping down fast Our cup win so far in the past."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"A lumberjack who's name is Chuck, Trod in a big pile of dog's muck Bid he didn't wail Cos the Old Wives tale Says that'll bring him good luck Today we were done just like kippers Oh why doesn't Moyes use the nippers?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There once was a girl from Dundee, Caught short, she was needing a pee. She was retromingent, So over she bent Pissing backwards onto a tree"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There's a good chance that Divin Mubama By next year he won't be a Hammer Don't really blame him, As chances are slim. At the exit there'll be a clamour. A lumberjack who's name is Chuck, Trod in a big pile of dog's muck."

[arsene york-hunt]

"There's a good chance that Divin Mubama By next year he won't be a Hammer Don't really blame him, As chances are slim. At the exit there'll be a clamour. A lumberjack who's name is Chuck, Trod in a big pile of dog's muck."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

There was a young man from Port Said Whose gender he couldn't decide When to young girls he'd flash By lifting his dishdash Is that a cock or a cսnt they all cried There's a good chance that Divin Mubama By next year he won't be a Hammer

[Helmut Shown]

"There was a young man from Chile Had a strange boil on his willy. His dad said: ""You wanker Its a syphilitic chanchre And the pus is just like piccalilli"" There was a young man from Port Said Whose gender he couldn't decide"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young man from Chile Had a strange boil on his willy. A rather strong frolic Did dislodge a bollock And now he looks really quite silly. There once was a girl from Dundee, Caught short, she was needing a pee"

[arsene york-hunt]

"With Alvarez and Paqueta suspended At the Bees we'll as usual get upended, When poor teams we play We give shit display It's something I've not comprehended. There was a young man from Chile Had a strange boil on his willy."

[Helmut Shown]

"Next up we've got the fucking Bees. Let us not respect the point, please. The way Moyes sets it out We'll probably get nowt Just like at Villa, on our knees With Alvarez and Paqueta suspended At the Bees we'll as usual get upended"