New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[arsene york-hunt]

"A geezer who hails from Bridport Needed a shit but caught short. The faeces did ooze, From arse'ole to shoes, Stinking out the entire airport. A sex pest in front of the beak, Liked giving girl's titties a tweak"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A lady who's left on the shelf, Now prefers exciting herself. In a suitable pose, with a length of firm hose, She friggs for the good of her health. A geezer who hails from Bridport Needed a shit but caught short."

[arsene york-hunt]

"I just saw a group of transgenders In stockings bras and suspenders, This sounds quite bizarre, But you know what they are Just common or garden benders. A lady who's left on the shelf, Now prefers exciting herself"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"Prince Andrew, it's said, liked 'em young Now the cat in the pigeons' among He said he don't sweat But I'm willing to bet In addition he's embarrassingly hung I just saw a group of transgenders In stockings bras and suspenders"

[Helmut Shown]

"A boy was a bit of a flop, Appearing on Double or Drop He faced the ravages by dropping his cabbages Eamon sent him for the chop Prince Andrew, it's said, liked 'em young Now the cat in the pigeons' among"

[arsene york-hunt]

"An elderly flasher called Jack In the woods would open his mac. After showing his tool, The dirty old fool Would bend and expose his arse crack. A boy was a bit of a flop, Appearing on Double or Drop"

[arsene york-hunt]

"An elderly flasher called Jack In the woods would open his mac. After showing his tool, The dirty old fool Would bend and expose his arse crack. A boy was a bit of a flop, Appearing on Double or Drop"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"Whilst bending to tie his shoe laces, He felt a sharp tug on his braces. ""I hope you don't mind"" Said a voice from behind Can I fuck you in very strange places An elderly flasher called Jack In the woods would open his mac"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A girl from the suburbs of Tring On her labia attached a gold ring. It rang out the chimes About 39 times. Now no one can hear a damn thing. Whilst bending to tie his shoe laces, He felt a sharp tug on his braces."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"There once was a young man Keith, Ripped off a girls clit with his teeth. Not wanting to do time He ran from his crime But was caught just outside Neath A girl from the suburbs of Tring On her labia attached a gold ring"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Myself? I don't give a smidgen For stupid organised religion, And there daft made up laws, About stoning the whores, And how you should eat a pigeon. There once was a young man Keith, Ripped off a girls clit with his teeth."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Myself? I don't give a smidgen For stupid organised religion, And there daft made up laws, About stoning the whores, And how you should eat a pigeon. There once was a young man Keith, Ripped off a girls clit with his teeth."

[Helmut Shown]

"The crimes of these Muzzie paedos How many are there, who knows? All day saying prayers Assaulting kids with no hairs But they don't want to prosecute those Myself? I don't give a smidgen For stupid organised religion"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"A feature of our latest cup ties Was the poor referees, I surmise Or Cornet & Ings And Dave pulling the strings Led to our eventual demise The crimes of these Muzzie paedos How many are there, who knows?"

[Helmut Shown]

"A young man, Aladdin was his name, From the corner of Chow and Main. What's this I spy? That's a line from Popeye Such plagiarism! What shame! A feature of our latest cup ties Was the poor referees, I surmise"

[arsene york-hunt]

"A dirty young lass from the smoke Was a true Cockney when she spoke As common as muck, But if you were in luck, She'd give you a globe artichoke. A young man, Aladdin was his name, From the corner of Chow and Main."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

A girl with a right scruffy muff Announced she was well up the duff Pubes hung in festoons Like those on baboons Not fluffy but really quite tough A dirty young lass from the smoke Was a true Cockney when she spoke

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young lady from China, Got comfortable in her recliner. She often chose, A flatter repose, Declaring that nothing was finer. A girl with a right scruffy muff Announced she was well up the duff."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A friendly old pastor from Diss Asked a young boy for a kiss, The boy said: ""Hey Vic. Wanna suck my dick?"" ""...And bumming would not go amiss."" There was a young lady from China, Got comfortable in her recliner."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

These posts we should get compressed And between us pick out the best Some are so good I think that we should What d'ya all think of this request? A friendly old pastor from Diss Asked a young boy for a kiss

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

A young girl out on the dance floor Found men didn't like her no more What made them cringe Was the smell of her minge With a stink like an old albacore A friendly old pastor from Diss Asked a young boy for a kiss

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

A young girl out on the dance floor Found men didn't like her no more What made them cringe Was the smell of her minge With a stink like an old albacore A friendly old pastor from Diss Asked a young boy for a kiss

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A well known actor called Janus, Had an incontinent anus. His favourite block Was a rather large cock Provided by a goat-herd called Seamus. A young girl out on the dance floor Found men didn't like her no more."

[arsene york-hunt]

"The cunts who forced covid laws Worshipped the WEF whores, But between me and you, Those that I hate too, Are conspiracy theory bores. A well known actor called Janus, Had an incontinent anus"

[BRANDED]

There once was an old maid from Crewe Who didn't know quite what to do. He had 8 covid jabs A mask for the arabs But died for being a jew The cunts who forced covid laws Worshipped the WEF whores