New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Mike Oxsaw]

"It's really an annoying thing Shitting and splashing your ring But, when you get wise, You dump on the rise, And of a dry arse you'll be king. I'm reaching out to stay in touch, And tell you the tale of my crutch."

[Helmut Shown]

** needs

[Helmut Shown]

He could no longer wipe from the back So now he gets shit on his sack He need a bidet To flush it away And a Dyson to dry his crack Its really an annoying thing Shitting and splashing your ring

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"My wife has an arse like a funnel, With a bore of the Blackwell tunne Enough of her snatch Let's get back to the match I think it'll end up one all He could no longer wipe from the back So now he gets shit on his sack"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

Enough of her snatch Let's get back to the match I think it'll end up one all He could no longer wipe from the back So now he gets shit on his sack

[Mike Oxsaw]

"At Roedean a student called Mabel, Done a shit on the teachers table Has a sheen of pure satin But the stink was in Latin Now, conjugate, if you are able. My wife has an arse like a funnel, With a bore of the Blackwell tunnel."

[arsene york-hunt]

"An old perv thought it was fine To show his cock on the Circle line. Thinking it would be fun, He showed it to a nun, Who called him a filthy old swine At Roedean a student called Mabel, Done a shit on the teachers table"

[Helmut Shown]

A wrinkly faced football club boss Could clearly not give a toss His boring style Would suppress any smile All in all he’s a fucking dead loss An old perv thought it was fine To show his cock on the Circle line

[BillyJenningsBoots]

When those scouse cunts win a cup It makes me want to throw up So watch mock the week instead Wish Steven Gerrard was dead Which is funnier than pompous Miles Jupp A wrinkly faced football club boss Could clearly not give a toss

[arsene york-hunt]

"A young man was feeling quite hollow He couldn't find a girl who would swallow. He posted this on line, Was called sexist swine, And many decided to unfollow. When those scouse cunts win a cup It makes me want to throw up"

[Helmut Shown]

The girl gave her boyfriend some head But she'd rather he fucked her instead. But to him nothing beats White pristine sheets He doesn't want spunk in his bed I think were all having a laugh If we think we'll end up top half With the clueless Scots git We'll be deep in the shit Just fuck off and take all your staff A young man was feeling quite hollow He couldn't find a girl who would swallow

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A depressing home loss on the cards Attacking play he disregards At least we can sing, Of the star on left wing, While praying for Bilic or Pards. The girl gave her boyfriend some head But she'd rather he fucked her instead."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

A depressing home loss on the cards Attacking play he disregards The shit that I watch Causes a pain in my crotch Like I've just had a kick in the nards I think were all having a laugh If we think we'll end up top half

[Helmut Shown]

"At the Mobo's untalented sods, Are made to think they are Gods. Airheads that rap Talking absolute crap With the brains of arthropods A depressing home loss on the cards Attacking play he disregards"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man from Leigh Decided his pronoun was “she” He met a young dyke, Who called herself Mike, And together lived delusionally. At the Mobo's untalented sods, Are made to think they are Gods."

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young man from Leigh Decided his pronoun was “she” He met a young dyke, Who called herself Mike, And together lived delusionally. At the Mobo's untalented sods, Are made to think they are Gods."

[Helmut Shown]

"When giving her lover* a kiss, She noticed that he smelled of piss D’you expect flowers? When you do golden showers To enhance your sexual bliss There was a young man from Leigh Decided his pronoun was “she”"

[arsene york-hunt]

"When giving her lover* a kiss, She noticed that he smelled of piss"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I'll bet our academy boys Would gladly see the back of Moyes. Deprived it would seem Of time in the first team, Any confidence he destroys. When giving her a kiss, She noticed that he smelled of piss"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I'll bet our academy boys Would gladly see the back of Moyes. Deprived it would seem Of time in the first team, Any confidence he destroys. When giving her a kiss, She noticed that he smelled of piss"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I'll bet our academy boys Would gladly see the back of Moyes. Deprived it would seem Of time in the first team, Any confidence he destroys. When giving her a kiss, She noticed that he smelled of piss"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I'll bet our academy boys Would gladly see the back of Moyes. Deprived it would seem Of time in the first team, Any confidence he destroys. When giving her a kiss, She noticed that he smelled of piss"

[Helmut Shown]

"A WHO poster from Turnham Green, Was wiping his knob on the screen. The results were erratic Caused through too much static Not to mention the lack of hygiene I'll bet our academy boys Would gladly see the back of Moyes"

[arsene york-hunt]

"So Schofield did hand out some cash, An action that could have been rash. A substantial sum , Sodomising a chum, After which they had bangers and mash. A WHO poster from Turnham Green, Was wiping his knob on the screen."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"To see our performances in the league Has caused our supporters fatigue. They don't give a fuck, Being bang out of luck, All down to our manager's greed. So Schofield did hand out some cash, An action that could have been rash."