New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Mike Oxsaw]

"On another nude beach in Mallorca I struggled to find a real corker For a few loose Pesetas The old señoritas. Would do what they shouldn't real ought'ta. You're 40 and can't be a dad? You're a jaffa, that's nature. Too bad."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"On the nude beach in Gran Canaria, He ogled the girls who were hairier There were a few neat and trim And others that were grim And one looked like a mangey fox terrier On another nude beach in Mallorca I struggled to find a real corker"

[arsene york-hunt]

"This Welsh bloke in Tenerife Says send the Brits home, good grief! Pissed up and smelly, Sporting a beer belly, Wanting booze , fish and chips or roast beef. On the nude beach in Gran Canaria, He ogled the girls who were hairier"

[arsene york-hunt]

"This Welsh bloke in Tenerife Says send the Brits home, good grief! Pissed up and smelly, Sporting a beer belly, Wanting booze , fish and chips or roast beef. On the nude beach in Gran Canaria, He ogled the girls who were hairier"

[Helmut Shown]

"Virtual signallers at it again. We can't put illegals on a plane Its not very hard To play the race card A typical Tory campaign This Welsh bloke in Tenerife Says send the Brits home, good grief!"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The Tories have been cooking the books The Lords is now full of crooks, But enough wankers still To fuck the Rwanda bill, These cunts should sling their fucking hooks. Virtual signallers at it again. We can't put illegals on a plane?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The Tories have been cooking the books The Lords is now full of crooks, But enough wankers still To fuck the Rwanda bill, These cunts should sling their fucking hooks. Virtual signallers at it again. We can't put illegals on a plane?"

[Helmut Shown]

"To fuck all those cunts ""in the know"", Just watch the economy grow The Liz Truss curse Could not make it worse So up is the only way to go The Tories have been cooking the books The Lords is now full of crooks"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young girl from Brum Whose dress was covered with cum. Was fond of some Black Country in the sack, But preferred being fucked up the bum To fuck all those cunts ""in the know"", Just watch the economy grow."

[northbanker]

"Was shocked when my dear old granny. Told me she's a bloke, a tranny, T'was a much bigger shock, When she lifted her frock, And showed not a cock, but a fanny. There was a young girl from Brum Whose dress was covered with cum"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Watch Kudos, Bowen and Paqueta When on their game there's nothing better, This triumvirate Could be really great, If Moyes gets his dismissal letter. Was shocked when my dear old granny. Told me she's a bloke, a tranny"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"To return, if I may to FILF. Last night I shagged a fit young MILF. There's loads where I live, All happy to give, Even to Cedric and Wilf Watch Kudos, Bowen and Paqueta When on their game there's nothing better"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Oh! Goody! The world's in a fight. Buy OUR bombs and bullets? They might. To the abyss it slides, But we'll sell to both sides, We don't give a fuck 'bout their plight. To return, if I may to FILF. Last night I shagged a fit young MILF."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Please deliver us from the Moyesball curse Today, could they play any worse? They've proved - to a man That they certainly can Our coach? He acts more like a hearse. Oh! Goody! The world's in a fight. Buy OUR bombs and bullets? They might."

[Helmut Shown]

"Ange the bloke the spuds chose, This Emperor's wearing no clothes. He really feels sick Left holding his dick While the bar codes, his defence they expose Please deliver us from the Moyesball curse Today, could they play any worse?"

[Helmut Shown]

"Ange the bloke the spuds chose, This Emperor's wearing no clothes. He really feels sick Left holding his dick While the bar codes, his defence they expose Please deliver us from the Moyesball curse Today, could they play any worse?"

[northbanker]

"If you ever get stuck on an atoll You'll need a damn good blow-up doll. The quality's oft shit Take a good puncture kit, The hammering quite takes it's toll. Ange the bloke the spuds chose, This Emporer's wearing no clothes."

[Mike Oxsaw]

In his bunk a naval rating Was disturbed while masturbating And who came to view? The whole fucking crew They found it a bit fascinating If you ever get stuck on an atoll You'll need a damn good blow-up doll.

[Helmut Shown]

"With Moyesball we concede to shit teams, Thought Bayer would be different it seems But Dave thinks his creed Will overturn their lead With Moyesball? In your dreams! In his bunk a naval rating Was disturbed while masturbating"

[arsene york-hunt]

"She pulled down her knickers to piss In the hope that her feet she would miss. Things went awry, It went down her thigh, Which ruined her moment of bliss. With Moyesball we concede to shit teams, Thought Bayer would be different it seems"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a man from Sri Lanka Working as a merchant banker. But his empty persistence Fixed by a woman's existence So grateful he was, he did thank her She pulled down her knickers to piss In the hope that her feet she would miss."

[arsene york-hunt]

"There once was a man called Tucker When gambling a bit of a sucker, You're having some fun, I see what you've done Tricking me to end with fucker.........Oh shit!!!! There was a man from Sri Lanka Working as a merchant banker."

[Helmut Shown]

"A mad axeman from Littlehampton, Was remanded for life in Rampton. He whiled away the hours Arranging wild flowers And listening to Peter Frampton There once was a man called Tucker When gambling a bit of a sucker"

[arsene york-hunt]

"It is said that the Duke of York Was looking for teenagers to pork It was great to be seen, With a son of the Queen, Compensation? Well later we'll talk. A mad axeman from Littlehampton, Was remanded for life in Rampton."

[arsene york-hunt]

"It is said that the Duke of York Was looking for teenagers to pork It was great to be seen, With a son of the Queen, Compensation? Well later we'll talk. A mad axeman from Littlehampton, Was remanded for life in Rampton."