New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Helmut Shown]

"I know of a couple of slags, Who wash and re-use their jam rags Skids off their bum And last nights cum I suspect that they're Millwall WAGs A rude young lady from Bude Had various traits so lewd"

[arsene york-hunt]

"There was a young lady from Greece Who dropped hot tea on her crease, Her front bottom was bald, So it caused a bad scald, The pain, she thought would not cease. I know of a couple of slags, Who wash and re-use their jam rags"

[Helmut Shown]

"Santander, the bank, has been hacked. Their management needs to be sacked We've Thatcher to thank She sold Girobank As bait for donors to attract There was a young lady from Greece Who dropped hot tea on her crease"

[Helmut Shown]

"Santander, the bank, has been hacked. Their management needs to be sacked We've Thatcher to thank She sold Girobank As bait for donors to attract There was a young lady from Greece Who dropped hot tea on her crease"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Trump found guilty of a crime But if you’re rich you don’t do jail time. It's yet to be seen, If he'll need Vaseline. With that I will end this short rhyme. Santander, the bank, has been hacked. Their management needs to be sacked."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Trump found guilty of a crime But if you’re rich you don’t do jail time. It's yet to be seen, If he'll need Vaseline. With that I will end this short rhyme. Santander, the bank, has been hacked. Their management needs to be sacked."

[Helmut Shown]

A transitioning lad called Jim Had his cock formed into a quim With newly grown baps And newly formed flaps He no longer misses his “limb” Trump found guilty of a crime But if you’re rich you don’t do jail time

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"In Uganda you have to do bird, If you like stabbing other blokes' turd If you get your thrill Pushing shit uphill Then it’s twenty to life I’ve heard A transitioning lad called Jim Had his cock formed into a quim"

[arsene york-hunt]

"In Germany it's quite the fashion For men to sit down while they're slashing Freedom to fart for you, No fear of follow through, The feeling I'm told is smashing. In Uganda you have to do bird, If you like stabbing other blokes' turd"

[Helmut Shown]

"Our choice is just Biden or Trump One’s just to old, the other’s a chump I pity the fools That put trust in these tools I'd rather have Forrest Gump In Germany it's quite the fashion For men to sit down while they're slashing"

[Helmut Shown]

"Our choice is just Biden or Trump One’s just to old, the other’s a chump I pity the fools That put trust in these tools I'd rather have Forrest Gump In Germany it's quite the fashion For men to sit down while they're slashing"

[Helmut Shown]

"Our choice is just Biden or Trump One’s just to old, the other’s a chump I pity the fools That put trust in these fools I'd rather have Forrest Gump In Germany it's quite the fashion For men to sit down while they're slashing"

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"Sunbathing in a naturist camp She felt her crotch getting quite damp The sight of a dick Would just do the trick She was known to all as a tramp Our choice is just Biden or Trump One’s just to old, the other’s a chump"

[Helmut Shown]

Logged me out twice and three attempts to post one message. I have been doing as per Mike Oxsaw's recommendation for quite a while. This site is fucked.

[Helmut Shown]

She went out not wearing a stitch The sand on the beach made her itch. Those pesky sand flies Enjoy their fish pies As they find the bad smell very rich Sunbathing in a naturist camp She felt her crotch getting quite damp

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Said Joseph to Mary one day, Visited by the Lord, you say? ""Was sat on the loo"" ""Just having a poo"" ""He roared up me, had it away"" She went out not wearing a stitch The sand on the beach made her itch."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Oops... The pantomime dame Widow Twanky Would polish her minge with a hankie, Her stinking gusset A dark shade of russett, Her drawers were utterly manky. Said Joseph to Mary one day, Visited by the Lord, you say?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Oops... The pantomime dame Widow Twanky Would polish her minge with a hankie, Her stinking gusset A dark shade of russett, Her drawers were utterly manky. Said Joseph to Mary one day, Visited by the Lord, you say?"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Would polish her minge with a hankie Would polish her minge with a hankie, Her stinking gusset A dark shade of russett, Her drawers were utterly manky. Said Joseph to Mary one day, Visited by the Lord, you say?"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Don't repost. Copy your creation then go back a page, refresh it and if your masterpiece is not there, re-hit the reply button. Then, when the reply page comes up, paste the verse and send. Quite often the issue comes after your submission has been made but before you get the notification. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... A pair of young backpackers Got robbed and kicked in the knackers. They'd do it again Despite all the pain I think that the couple are crackers. The pantomime dame Widow Twanky Would polish her minge with a hankie"

[Helmut Shown]

I think this site is dying. Every post gets bad gateway and then when you repost it comes up twice.

[Helmut Shown]

"Cain had just confessed to Abel, He'd fucked a goat on the table. But in due course He fancied a horse As he made his way to the stable A pair of young backpackers Got robbed and kicked in the knackers"

[Helmut Shown]

"Cain had just confessed to Abel, He'd fucked a goat on the table. But in due course He fancied a horse As he made his way to the stable A pair of young backpackers Got robbed and kicked in the knackers"

[arsene york-hunt]

"""Can someone to me kindly tell Why the end of my knob is a bell?"" So said Adam to Eve, Before they had to leave, ""..And why do you have a fish smell."" Cain had just confessed to Abel, He'd fucked a goat on the table."

[arsene york-hunt]

"""Can someone to me kindly tell Why the end of my knob is a bell?"" So said Adam to Eve, Before they had to leave, ""..And why do you have a fish smell."" Cain had just confessed to Abel, He'd fucked a goat on the table."