New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Food banks, shit in rivers, potholes To their donors they've sold their souls The left and the right Both treat us as shite By scoring repeated own goals You have to choose who's good for you Ignoring the entitled few"

[Helmut Shown]

"If you're not a a lefty Corbynite The media call you far right But if Farage's your choice And you believe his voice A public school turd speaking shite Food banks, shit in rivers, potholes To their donors they've sold their souls"

[Helmut Shown]

"If you're not a a lefty Corbynite The media call you far right But if Farage's your choice And you believe his voice A public school turd speaking shite Food banks, shit in rivers, potholes To their donors they've sold their souls"

[arsene york-hunt]

"My wife's tits are getting quite saggy And her face is now going all craggy. So I'm off for a ride With my bit on the side, A fit young slapper called Maggie. If you're not a a lefty Corbynite The media call you far right"

[arsene york-hunt]

"My wife's tits are getting quite saggy And her face is now going all craggy. So I'm off for a ride With my bit on the side, A fit young slapper called Maggie. If you're not a a lefty Corbynite The media call you far right"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A paedophile man from Dumfies, Was happy to see his young niece. She gave him a nosh Then, because she was posh Did polish his bell-end with fleece. My wife's tits are getting quite saggy And her face is now going all craggy."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Politicians, they give is their pledge It ends up with no meat, just veg. Our MPs people cry, The best money can buy, They're happy to pocket a wedge. A paedophile man from Dumfies, Was happy to see his young niece."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"From Wales there came a coal miner, Who loved a bushy vagina Brazilian? Not him. A hairy wet quim And nothing, he said could be finer. Politicians, they give is their pledge It ends up with no meat, just veg."

[arsene york-hunt]

"Big bums on girls are in fashion But they don't fill me with much passion, But in the next age, Skinny will be the rage, It's something I'd gladly put cash on. From Wales there came a coal miner, Who loved a bushy vagina"

[Helmut Shown]

"A man with ANILILAGNIA, In a bar picked up an old dear After licking her quim He opted to rim But got a really bad case of pyorrhea Big bums on girls are in fashion But they don't fill me with much passion"

[arsene york-hunt]

"So, Hunter has now become hunted. Perhaps now his dad will get cunted. The political classes in the States are all arses. And the septics aren't even affronted. A man with ANILILAGNIA, In a bar picked up an old deaR"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"This country is a fast sinking ship, We need to be a dictatorship. The man to take charge? Why! Nigel Farage!!! He likes pints of beer, so Pip! Pip!. So, Hunter has now become hunted. Perhaps now his dad will get cunted."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A Scot by the name of McKay Liked giving an anal creampie, He'd pick up shirtlifters, Give them a few snifters, Then squirt in them from his jap's eye. This country is a fast sinking ship, We need to be a dictatorship"

[Helmut Shown]

"So, the law says that old Gary Glitter Enjoyed having kids up the shitter. In most respects Not species or sex It could be boy, girl or critter A Scot by the name of McKay Liked giving an anal creampie"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Scotland Germany who to choose, I want both of these teams to lose. In Kraut versus kilt, Much drink will be spilt. A criminal waste of good booze. So, the law says that old Gary Glitter Enjoyed having kids up the shitter."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A massage place I’ve been attending Does guarantee a real happy ending A full strip relief, Helps deal with my grief, Offered when the my todger's ascending. Scotland Germany who to choose, I want both of these teams to lose."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

"A porn actress, a pretty darkie. Got a new role doing bukkake This dusky old brass Would take it up the arse And all sorts of other malarky A massage place I’ve been attending Does guarantee a real happy ending"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Persuading players to sign They don't seem to have the incline, These ambitious tools Prefer yer Liverpools And warm the bench most of the time. A porn actress, a pretty darkie. Got an new role doing bukake."

[Helmut Shown]

"In summer, the transfers ignite Clubs scramble for talent so bright But like every year's plans We sit on our hands And end up with a load of old shite Persuading players to sign They don't seem to have the incline"

[The Fonz]

"The Euros are coming right up. Will England serve up a pup? Or will we stand tall And give it our all And maybe come home with the cup In summer, the transfers ignite Clubs scramble for talent so bright"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"He sat there picking his nose Wiping bogeys down the front of his clothes And when they were dry, They went in a pie, The taste of which only he knows. The Euros are coming right up. Will England serve up a pup?"

[Helmut Shown]

"This site is a magnet for losers As beggers, they cannot be chosers. As they sit and they type They moan and they gripe But it keeps them out of the boozers He sat tgere picking his nose Wiping bogeys down the front of his clothes"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"So they voted to keep VAR The door for bent refs still ajar It's really a shame, Not good for the game The media's power's gone too far. This site is a magnet for losers As beggers, they cannot be chosers."

[Helmut Shown]

"Who the fuck was Norman Dee, On the D Day news on TV But don't ask Sunak He was on his way back But he said he'd gone out for a wee So they voted to keep VAR The door for bent refs still ajar"

[arsene york-hunt]

"ts said Chancellor Jeremy Hunt Is a conman to be brutally blunt But all politicians, 'R'on for themselves missions, A FACT that you need to confront. Who the fuck was Norman Dee, On the D Day news on TV"