New Limerick Thread

[les marteaux]

Same as before The football we play to be blunt Is to most West Ham fans an affront

[Mike Oxsaw]

One of the girls from the Corrs Went on(to) stage with no drawers. Her cheeks they did part And she let drop a fart... Good job that the show was outdoors. There once was an expat named Ken Who wanted a shag now and then.

[Helmut Shown]

"Let's hope for coming season, The fourbees crash without reason, Let the Aussie clown Take them right down Oh the delectable frisson! One of the girls from the Corrs Went on stage with no drawers"

[arsene york-hunt]

"The unions are all lining up, To drink from the Labour cash cup. Ask what you would like, And threaten to strike, Then the treasury will be bankrupt. Let's hope for coming season, The fourbees crash without reason,"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"ASLEF has made Haigh look a fool, Are these nimcompoops fit to rule They'll hand out YOUR money, Like it was free honey, Then claim to be ""Trendy"", and ""Cool"". The unions are all lining up, To drink from the Labour cash cup."

[arsene york-hunt]

"So, monkeys should not now be ""had"" To dodge the new medical fad. Your sex drive to sate If you fuck a primate, The outcome will always be bad. ASLEF has made Haigh look a fool, Are these nimcompoops fit to rule"

[Mike Oxsaw]

"She would often set pulses ballooning With her habit of frequently mooning Her arse was red-raw, And her pussy quite sore, All due to her preference for spooning. So, monkeys should not now be ""had"" To dodge the new medical fad."

[Helmut Shown]

"These Overground names are absurd, Dreamed up by a far left woke turd Perhaps next time? The Oswald Moseley line? To please the Alf Garnett herd She would often set pulses ballooning With her habit of frequently mooning"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Race Around the World's Kelly Brook Her tits give her a certain look, These girls with big breasts, Don't like wearing vests I had read this once in a book. These Overground names are absurd, Dreamed up by a far left woke turd"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Race Around the World's Kelly Brook Her tits give her a certain look, These girls with big breasts, Don't like wearing vests I had read this once in a book. These Overground names are absurd, Dreamed up by a far left woke turd"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Race Around the World's Kelly Brook Her tits give her a certain look, These girls with big breasts, Don't like wearing vests I had read this once in a book. These Overground names are absurd, Dreamed up by a far left woke turd"

[Helmut Shown]

The white stabber's a foreign migrant. In the room there's a huge elephant. In Romania is it rife? Walking round with a knife? I've heard it's really prevalent Race Around the World's Kelly Brook Her tits give her a certain look

[Helmut Shown]

The white stabber's a foreign migrant. In the room there's a huge elephant. In Romania is it rife? Walking round with a knife? I've heard it's really prevalent Race Around the World's Kelly Brook Her tits give her a certain look

[arsene york-hunt]

"The site's number one Alpha male Has claimed that with girls he don't fail. The truth though is this, He's got Syphillis. He has chancres and looks very pail, The white stabber's a foreign migrant. In the room there's a huge elephant."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A black girl went out with a honky ‘Cause she’d heard he was hung like a donkey These lines from a tune That I wanted to croon, But I'd written them down in the wrong key. The white stabber's a foreign migrant. In the room there's a huge elephant."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"A black girl went out with a honky ‘Cause she’d heard he was hung like a donkey. Turns out that was wrong Had a very small schlong And, not only that - it was wonky. The site's number one Alpha male Has claimed that with girls he don't fail"

[Helmut Shown]

Five attempts to post this each ending with “back end fetch fail” or “Bad Gateway” Is any progress being made with the new server?

[Helmut Shown]

I'm sat on the banks of the Dee. Enjoying the sights I can see. With nobody about The old chap comes out And I let out a prodigious pee A black girl went out with a honky ‘Cause she’d heard he was hung like a donkey

[Helmut Shown]

I'm sat on the banks of the Dee. Enjoying the sights I can see. With nobody about The old chap comes out And I let out a prodigious pee A black girl went out with a honky ‘Cause she’d heard he was hung like a donkey

[Mike Oxsaw]

"There was a young man from Montrose, Picked a huge bogey from his nose. When mixed with Marmite, He would delight In eating it: one or two goes. I'm sat on the banks of the Dee. Enjoying the sights I can see."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A Babestation girl was so brash After midnight she'd flash the gash To entertain us chaps, She would part her flaps, And then on the floor have a slash. ** Sorry fucked up the first time"

[arsene york-hunt]

"Could it be WHOonline disappears? As the new season nears, These technical glitches, Cause us many hitches, It brings out the worst of our fears. There was a young man from Montrose, Picked a huge bogey from his nose."

[arsene york-hunt]

"A Babestation girl was so brash After midnight she'd flash the gash To entertain us chaps, She would part her flaps, And then piss all over the floor"

[arsene york-hunt]

"I must say I like it quite hot, But like this right now? Not a lot. If you're UK grown, Of the weather you'll moan. Of talking points it's at the top. There was a young man from Montrose, Picked a huge bogey from his nose."

[Helmut Shown]

"I must say I like it quite hot, But like this right now? Not a lot. I'm feeling so glum With balls stuck to my bum I think a cold beer hits the spot Could it be WHOonline disappears? As the new season nears"

[Helmut Shown]

"I once knew of a northern chap, Kept whippets and wore a flat cap But what made me laugh He kept coal in his bath So high it'd cover the tap A Babestation girl was so brash After midnight she'd flash the gash"