Woke watch

[arsene york-hunt]

"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."

[Kaiser Zoso]

"As you were then. Meanwhile, West Ham sign Japanese midfielder, Hasegawa"

[Sven Roeder]

"Sorry , the reference to things being clearer was in relation to Snide of Ham's explanation that he logs onto threads that he has no interest in to make comments to people he doesnt know and has fantasies about other people he doesnt know 'giving them a slap'. He is obviously a sad mentalist My commiserations."

[Kaiser Zoso]

"Why did it take that to make it clearer, it's been IN YOUR FACE everywhere you look these days, you'd have to have shit in your eyes not to trip over it."

[Lee Trundle]

That post is very unSven-like. Has a real aussie had a word in your ear or something?

[Sven Roeder]

Its a bit clearer now If not very odd behaviour and a bit sad. Was watching BBC Breakfast this morning & they opened the sports bulletin by saying it was a VERY BUSY NIGHT for Celtic fans as both their mens and womens teams were in European action. Yeah am sure they didnt know which one to watch. Mentioned that Celtic had beaten AZ Alkmaar 2-0 but .... it wasnt so good for the women. WHO GIVES A FUCK. Then showed the Celtic womens goal (no mens highlights) where a woman floated in a free kick from about 40 yds which took an age to bounce over the keepers head and in. Comedy football

[Side of Ham]

"Sven, I couldn't give a fuck about cricket, I just like reminding you who you are where you are really from........you're lucky to have me really.....as I should imagine real Aussies would like to give you a slap for being a fraud and they've effectively had to walk away.......shame.....they were genuinely interesting being so far away on a different timeline etc......you however are here and one of us."

[Sven Roeder]

"Dont worry about the real ones ...... its seems to have stopped you from making ANY cricket related comment on any cricket thread. AT ALL. EVER. Come on, SON, you know you can do it. The England v India thread is just down there I I I v"

[Side of Ham]

You've been left to represent Australia because the real ones can't get a word in edgeways........takes some doing I have to say......

[Sven Roeder]

"Yes, stewie, as you know LOL-MAS is pathologically anti Australia so he is more on YOUR side. Dont expect any response from him soon from Extreme Lockdown as he is barricaded in the Indoor cricket centre with his star player Laurel Hubbard Getting bummed on top of the kit bags."

[riosleftsock]

"Stewie LOLmas was on here earlier, admitted voting for a communist horse and destroying his pathetic little archipelago in nowheresville and disappeared again."

[Sven Roeder]

"Yes, it does feel like I have been left to represent Australian cricket with the others disappearing. Its quite flattering that peoples thoughts turn to me so often when Australia have a poor game. I'm sure people really do like my contributions in breaking up the CIRCLE JERK of English cricket fans. If they don't it inspires me to add more. (HIYA NORTHERN!) My only problem is trying to work out who it was that told me I only started supporting the Australian Test team BECAUSE THEY WIN ALL TIME. Ha ha ha"

[stewie griffin]

"I've never said you aren't Australian, Sven son? I need you to be really. Since LOLas, BanjLOL and RonaLOLd_AntLOLy disappeared - presumably to hide behind the sofa with the rest of the country - you're pretty much last man standing."

[Side of Ham]

"Svenny you was born here had 5 years here and then spent your adolescence in Australia, you then came back to your place of birth where you've been for most of your adult life. I know it's confusing being nomadic but because you won't except you are English pretending to be Australian you are therefore your very own nationality......Fauxstralian. Be grateful we only partly think you are a dick as some of the time we enjoy your 'Aussie type bantz' and you do the act so well tbh"

[Side of Ham]

"Svenny you was born here had 5 years here and then spent your adolescence in Australia, you then came back to your place of birth where you've been for most of your adult life. I know it's confusing being nomadic but because you won't except you are English pretending to be Australian you are therefore your very own nationality......Fauxstralian. Be grateful we only partly think you are a dick as some of the time we enjoy your 'Aussie type bantz' and you do the act so well tbh"

[Eerie Descent]

"Just shit-stabbed. Many, many times no doubt"

[Sven Roeder]

"Its confusing. I'm Australian , not Australian .... and thanks again for moving me to Hampstead Still not been stabbed though SOZ"

[Side of Ham]

Svenny you've lived over here as an Englishman for most your life now you'll hear the same time as us........

[stewie griffin]

"if i wanted a hovel, or to be shot or stabbed, i'd go to London. Life has never been better, Sven son. And this always happens. 6 months out from the ashes in Australia, very little chance of me continuing to be nice to you."

[Sven Roeder]

Am loving this FERAL stewie thats emerged from 18 months locked in an Essex hovel SUPERB

[Sven Roeder]

"Let me know when Rowett's apology is dragged out of him He can probably save time and use the draft that Zaha, Les Ferdinand and Ivan Toney used when they were forced to make an apology for questioning taking the knee. You remember those?"

[stewie griffin]

"a woke Australian, living in Hampstead, pretending to Sam ALLARDYCE. Cold sores and spunk breath. Quite the combination."

[Eerie Descent]

"They might be ok, but many people have had their lives ruined, sacked from jobs, visited by police even, for having the 'wrong' opinion, WOKEder son. Rowett will be forced to make an apology for his opinion. What a time to be alive."

[Lee Trundle]

"Have you ever thought about becoming a New ZeaLOLander, Sven? I reckon you'd fit in there much better than pretending to be an LOLustralian."

[Side of Ham]

It's all right for you Sven as no one disagrees that you are Fauxstralian.......

[Sven Roeder]

"That Jobi's wife? Someone says something, someone disagrees with it HOW DO YOU GET THROUGH THE DAY WITH THIS UNSPEAKABLE HORROR UNFOLDING? Have Rowett or Dyche been banished yet? Charged? Fined? Sacked?"