Woke watch

[arsene york-hunt]

"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."

[Side of Ham]

"I can only post when Sven tries to be Australian…..so there is your answer, you seem to be obsessed with me collywobbles….."

[collyrob]

Side of Ham 1:32 Fri Aug 20 Re: Woke watch You’re becoming a tad bit obsessed with Sven.

[Westside]

"A friend of mine is a former doctor. When the covid vaccination programme was rolled out, she volunteered, to help administer the vaccine. Understandably, she had to undertake a phlebotomy/injecting people refresher course. For the 5 minutes or so, she was going to spend with each patient, she had to undergo diversity and safeguarding training."

[Any Old Iron]

"The Arts Council of Wales is “systemically racist”, according to a report it commissioned itself, which says Welsh language requirements exclude minorities. The publicly funded body commissioned £51,000 worth of research which branded the organisation’s policies “racist”, along with those of National Museums Wales, a conclusion both bodies have accepted. Welsh arts groups and professionals canvassed for the report on racial inclusion at these organisations as they raised concerns that “Welsh meant white”. Both cultural bodies were said to uphold “white supremacist ideology” by limiting opportunities for minorities, and it was stated that policies on promoting the Welsh could exclude non-white people. Ha, ha, this is hilarious. A great example of the left eating itself."

[Side of Ham]

"Sven, surely it’s ‘snide’ to pretend to be Australian when you’ve spent most your life in England and was born in England? To top it all because I point this factor out (that you try to be a fraud on every thread you post on) it’s me that’s the mentalist? All I know about you is what you have posted! You need to look at how you put yourself across on here you sad fuck."

[Block]

"Todays woke news. The song ""IT'S RAINING MEN""(mpis favourite) is to be re named ""IT'S RAINING THEM"". Also, leaflets are being handed out at the globe theatre with the Samaritans number on it in case people are offended by the content in the play ROMEO AND JULIET."

[Kaiser Zoso]

"As you were then. Meanwhile, West Ham sign Japanese midfielder, Hasegawa"

[Sven Roeder]

"Sorry , the reference to things being clearer was in relation to Snide of Ham's explanation that he logs onto threads that he has no interest in to make comments to people he doesnt know and has fantasies about other people he doesnt know 'giving them a slap'. He is obviously a sad mentalist My commiserations."

[Kaiser Zoso]

"Why did it take that to make it clearer, it's been IN YOUR FACE everywhere you look these days, you'd have to have shit in your eyes not to trip over it."

[Lee Trundle]

That post is very unSven-like. Has a real aussie had a word in your ear or something?

[Sven Roeder]

Its a bit clearer now If not very odd behaviour and a bit sad. Was watching BBC Breakfast this morning & they opened the sports bulletin by saying it was a VERY BUSY NIGHT for Celtic fans as both their mens and womens teams were in European action. Yeah am sure they didnt know which one to watch. Mentioned that Celtic had beaten AZ Alkmaar 2-0 but .... it wasnt so good for the women. WHO GIVES A FUCK. Then showed the Celtic womens goal (no mens highlights) where a woman floated in a free kick from about 40 yds which took an age to bounce over the keepers head and in. Comedy football

[Side of Ham]

"Sven, I couldn't give a fuck about cricket, I just like reminding you who you are where you are really from........you're lucky to have me really.....as I should imagine real Aussies would like to give you a slap for being a fraud and they've effectively had to walk away.......shame.....they were genuinely interesting being so far away on a different timeline etc......you however are here and one of us."

[Sven Roeder]

"Dont worry about the real ones ...... its seems to have stopped you from making ANY cricket related comment on any cricket thread. AT ALL. EVER. Come on, SON, you know you can do it. The England v India thread is just down there I I I v"

[Side of Ham]

You've been left to represent Australia because the real ones can't get a word in edgeways........takes some doing I have to say......

[Sven Roeder]

"Yes, stewie, as you know LOL-MAS is pathologically anti Australia so he is more on YOUR side. Dont expect any response from him soon from Extreme Lockdown as he is barricaded in the Indoor cricket centre with his star player Laurel Hubbard Getting bummed on top of the kit bags."

[riosleftsock]

"Stewie LOLmas was on here earlier, admitted voting for a communist horse and destroying his pathetic little archipelago in nowheresville and disappeared again."

[Sven Roeder]

"Yes, it does feel like I have been left to represent Australian cricket with the others disappearing. Its quite flattering that peoples thoughts turn to me so often when Australia have a poor game. I'm sure people really do like my contributions in breaking up the CIRCLE JERK of English cricket fans. If they don't it inspires me to add more. (HIYA NORTHERN!) My only problem is trying to work out who it was that told me I only started supporting the Australian Test team BECAUSE THEY WIN ALL TIME. Ha ha ha"

[stewie griffin]

"I've never said you aren't Australian, Sven son? I need you to be really. Since LOLas, BanjLOL and RonaLOLd_AntLOLy disappeared - presumably to hide behind the sofa with the rest of the country - you're pretty much last man standing."

[Side of Ham]

"Svenny you was born here had 5 years here and then spent your adolescence in Australia, you then came back to your place of birth where you've been for most of your adult life. I know it's confusing being nomadic but because you won't except you are English pretending to be Australian you are therefore your very own nationality......Fauxstralian. Be grateful we only partly think you are a dick as some of the time we enjoy your 'Aussie type bantz' and you do the act so well tbh"

[Side of Ham]

"Svenny you was born here had 5 years here and then spent your adolescence in Australia, you then came back to your place of birth where you've been for most of your adult life. I know it's confusing being nomadic but because you won't except you are English pretending to be Australian you are therefore your very own nationality......Fauxstralian. Be grateful we only partly think you are a dick as some of the time we enjoy your 'Aussie type bantz' and you do the act so well tbh"

[Eerie Descent]

"Just shit-stabbed. Many, many times no doubt"

[Sven Roeder]

"Its confusing. I'm Australian , not Australian .... and thanks again for moving me to Hampstead Still not been stabbed though SOZ"

[Side of Ham]

Svenny you've lived over here as an Englishman for most your life now you'll hear the same time as us........

[stewie griffin]

"if i wanted a hovel, or to be shot or stabbed, i'd go to London. Life has never been better, Sven son. And this always happens. 6 months out from the ashes in Australia, very little chance of me continuing to be nice to you."

[Sven Roeder]

Am loving this FERAL stewie thats emerged from 18 months locked in an Essex hovel SUPERB