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arsene york-hunt
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"There is a very good section on GB news where the ludicrous idiocies of Wokeness are looked at I thought we would should have one for WHO. I'll start with Baptiste on BBC: In Hungary,an ambassador's family are kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and carry out atrocities. At the end of the last episode Baptiste finds out that it is a false flag operation and conveniently, the real culprits are white supremacists who want to stop all immigration. Coronation Street ITV a gay black footballer is stopped by the police, because he is driving an expensive car. He is pushed to the ground during an altercation, and damages his leg threatening his career. Could have been written by Dawn Butler or a BLM activist."
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Mike Oxsaw
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Post Mike Oxsaw »

I can't actually believe this message got past the PR management team unless there's an under-story. Maybe they're about to announce that they are technically insolvent and a run on the non-woke bank customers closing account holders will cover/explain that and buy them more time.
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The issue with Halifax isn't the badges in itself. It's the reaction of the Twitter admin who felt comfortable in implying anyone criticising it was a bigot including their own customers and suggesting they move their cash elsewhere.
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Disney shares collapsed by half in a year Just “dont say gay”
eswing hammer
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Post eswing hammer »

Hala’ifax !
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Mike Oxsaw
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Post Mike Oxsaw »

Only one Ali in Halifax.
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BRANDED
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You mean Hello As in hello sailor
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Lee Trundle
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BRANDED 1:41 Thu Jun 30 Those lot/Them lot?
Cabbage Savage
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Pickle in cysts Bnech krew refer to him as Neck/Froat
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"Was/were are verb forms and the Halifax, with its Building Society traditions, is perhaps a rare example of healthy capitalism. They could have gained as many clients as they’ve lost over this. Good company."
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Halifax should change their pronouns to 'Were'/'was'
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What pronouns do they have in Soho? Curious to know.
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Post joyo »

"Oxbore with another ""going nowhere"" post"
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Post Mike Oxsaw »

"Wokers have access to a magical money tree called ""Somewhere"". No more need for tax-creating efficient businesses an the people employed therein, all the money they ever want will come from ""Somewhere"". Those with the ""wrong"" attitude can't even see this tree, let alone have access to it's fruits, low-hanging or otherwise."
Gary Strodders shank
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Im sure frustrated Halifax customers standing in a queue of 20 people during there lunch hour or being told to scan a QR code to join rhe virtual queue of 45 nins will be most appreciative of the pronoun gesture. Amazing the amount of time and money spent by big corporations on this shit when they cant even get the basics of running a functional business correct.
Gary Strodders shank
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That reporter Watt is clearly in the wrong profession.
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Post Gary Strodders shank »

That reporter Watt is clearly in the wrong profession.
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Lee Trundle
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"That's not very SOHO of you, BRANDED. I'd thought you'd be all over pronouns?"
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I have an old deposit account too. Gonna close it
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Post Kaiser Zoso »

"I've got an account with Halifax, which I think I'll close now, just to see what happens. I'm not sure telling customers they're free to go elsewhere is a big step forward in marketing tactics."
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Post nerd »

Be Ironic if the Lockdown protestors get Locked up. Id do just for a laugh if I was the Judge.
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"Not starting another thread. But I loved this article from the bbc about brave reporter Nick Watt being terrified and chased by some protestors at an anti-lockdown rally, and he is pushing hard to get these protestors banged up. ""The court also heard how the incident had a long-lasting impact on Mr Watt's mental wellbeing. During his evidence, two people were removed from the public gallery for laughing. The trial continues."""
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Post goose »

sign-up to our brain washing or close your account. actually might give loads of ppl the excuse to close an account without penalty charges. Andy has said its okay.
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"Yeah, and it won't be the geezer at Halifax."
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"Someone’s getting the sack today: Halifax @HalifaxBank Replying to @WarrenRichman We strive for inclusion, equality and quite simply, in doing what’s right. If you disagree with our values, you’re welcome to close your account. ^AndyM"
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"You're making it all up, nothing's happening!"
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