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THE joke threads (part 5)
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
"Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says ""I wonder how the girls are getting on"""
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"Paddy is at the races at the fella next to him says ""Pssst,...Do you want the winner of the next race??"" ""No thanks, I've only got a small garden"""
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"Bought a new aftershave.It smells of breadcrumbs. I tell you want,the birds love it."
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I'm going to start selling John Lennon memorabilia online. Imagine all the pay pal.
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"A dwarf couple had time off from the circus to go to the maternity unit for their baby scan. The midwife asked "" what are you hoping for ? ""..."" they reply "" we don't care....as long as it fits in the cannon"
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To the bastard who stole 200 cans of Red Bull from my garage: how do you sleep at night?!
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Swiss Simple really. You don't take the mick out of me and get away with it mate....
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"Swiss was standing on a pier with intentions of committing suicide. A sailor walks past and asks him whats wrong. Swiss says my life stinks and they all think I'm a joke at WHO - you just don't want to know! The sailor tells Swiss he's sailing to America and he will smuggle him on board and look after him, feed him and make sure he is OK. Swiss asks why he's being so kind and what does he want in return for all his help. The sailor replies your a good looking man and I think you know what we sailors like. Swiss grudgingly agrees to keep him happy sexually. Two weeks later the captain of the ship is doing his rounds and finds Swiss hiding in the hold of the ship. ""What are you doing in here"" the captain says. Swiss replies that one of his crew is looking after him until they arrive in America. The captain asks Swiss what he is doing for him, and Swiss replies ""He's fucking me up the arse every night."" The captain says ""he sure is, this is the Liverpool ferry""."
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"Swiss once tried to tell me a boomerang joke. All of a sudden he forgot what he was trying to say. I said reassuringly ""Swiss. Don't worry it will come back to you."""
Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
"There was this stupid Swiss bloke and he was at his English lessons. His teacher (an elderly lady) told him to go to three different places and learn three different words for his homework. So Swiss went to the airport and learned all about ""takeoff"". Then he went to the zoo and saw a nice stripey animal so learned the word ""zebra"". Then he went to the hospital and saw a room full of kids in cots and so learned the word ""baby"" Next week when he went back to his English teacher she asked him what three words he had learnt. He said to his elderly teacher ""takeoff ze-bra baby"""
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"When asked about the reasons why he resigned, Sunderland manager Dick Advocaat said, ""Someone poured lemonade over me and it just snowballed from there"
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I travelled to the Ulan Bator branch of B & Q for a particularly bland colour of paint but was told they were outer magnolia.
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What do you mean wtf was that? It was a classy joke fit for WHO audience...
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
"A moron, a nitwit and a psychopath, walk into a bar. The moron says ""My god is best god. And Jesus is the son of god."" The nitwit says ""My god is the best god. And Israelites are the chosen people."" The psychopath says ""My god is best god."" Both moron and nitwit ask ""And?"" The psychopath looks them in the eyes, takes out a gun, shoots them both dead and says ""And Allahu Akbar!"""