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THE joke threads (part 5)
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WELL HAMMERED AGAIN
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Aalborg Hammer
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
"I was in a nightclub queue when two blokes in front of me started arguing. One guy pushed the other and said, ""Four, nine."" The other man pushed him back and said, ""Sixteen, twenty-five."" A bouncer reached for his walkie-talkie and said, ""I need some help at the door. We've got a couple of men squaring up."""
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Aalborg Hammer
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Hammer and Pickle
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Manuel
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
"collyrob 7:29 Tue May 28 It's literally like he has made it up himself, and why would she be pleased that Castle is her Dad anyway. Most of the 'jokes' on here are shocking, but carry on, there is the odd good one."
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arsene york-hunt
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
Bungo 11:52 Tue May 28 That's how I heard the joke but couldn't remember the name.
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Aalborg Hammer
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
"They've just found out that Beyonces' birth father is the veteran entertainer,Roy Castle.The stars' agent said that she was 'glad to have discovered this but won't be using his surname' in future"
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BillyJenningsBoots
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arsene york-hunt
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Mike Oxsaw
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
"I applied to join the Worshipful Company of Indexers, but, apparently, you can't get in without a reference."
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Troy McClure
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
cheeses cruyf 1:55 Wed May 22 Niki Lauder jokes? Really? Come on... His body's not yet cold..
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Queens Fish Bar
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
"Woman in a bar turns to her friend and says ""see that bloke over there?"" nodding towards me. She continues ""he has an office with a corner window and drives a £400k vehicle. I'm gonna fuck him"". The next morning, we're sitting on her her roof terrace, overlooking the Thames, drinking bucks fizz. Both happy as Larry. She turned to me and said ""so what do you actually do for a living?"" Me ""bus driver""."
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cheeses cruyf
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Hammer and Pickle
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
"My wife fell into an upholstering machine at the weekend...after a night in hospital, she is now firm and bouncy."
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chim chim cha boo
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
"My wife fell into an upholstering machine at the weekend...after a night in hospital,she is now comfortable."
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Aalborg Hammer
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Re: THE joke threads (part 5)
"My wife fell into an upholstering machine at the weekend...after a night in hospital,she has recovered nicely"
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mashed in maryland
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